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[Blue Owl]

1. Any rented Rug Doctor machine

[Hassin Bin Sober]

13. Lol

[gratuitous]

2. Dr. Doolittle?

Or is that too lofting?

[dweller]

3. Dr Suess

n/t



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[C_U_L8R]

4. Dr Who.

[dchill]

5. Dr Demento.

[RockRaven]

6. It's the D. R. E.

Dr Dre, motherfucker!

[Totally Tunsie]

7. Dr. Pimple Popper

followed closely by Ben Casey MD, Dr. Marcus Welby and Dr. Kildare.

[Midnight Writer]

8. Just heard a bit of him on Hannity radio show. He's off his rocker. He's gone Totally Trump Toadie.

[SergeStorms]

19. When wasn't he totally Trump toadie?

I fail to remember a single minute when he wasn't hip deep up Trump's ass. Head first, of course.

[hvn_nbr_2]

9. Herr Doktor Eisenstadt

We used to sing a song at camp (60 years ago) that went something like:
I am Herr Doktor Eisenstadt.
I can make the blind to walk, the lame to see...

Basically it was about a quack who couldn't really do anything.

I can't find an exact match on the net but there's a very similar one about Herr Doktor Eisenbart, which is about an actual person.

[NBachers]

23. We used to sing it as Dr. Ironbeard

[Skittles]

10. Doctor Feelgood

yes INDEED

[Uncle Joe]

11. Doctor My Eyes

[csziggy]

12. Dr. Johnny Fever

[niyad]

17. Please do not insult Dr. Fever!

[Hassin Bin Sober]

14. The bad man from Michigan himself...

[czarjak]

15. Zhivago! Of course, according to Vlad.

[Traildogbob]

16. Doc Holiday

He shot loud mouth thugs like Johnny Ringo. We need loud mouth thug shooters. Coulda had a shooting gallery at the SC hearings.

[niyad]

18. Dr. Strangelove.

[SergeStorms]

20. Doctor Kavorkian.

Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show

Dr. Squatch

Dr. J

That's enough from me.

Dr. Kavorkian would be my favorite.

[Marcuse]

21. A clone of Dr. Funkenstein

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[catbyte]

22. Dr. Scholl's.

[LuvLoogie]

24. Ooo I got one!...

[NBachers]

25. Dr. I Don't Need No Doctor

[First Speaker]

26. Dr Doom

[fargone]

27. Witch Doctor

[Bongo Prophet]

28. Dr Robert

[Emile]

29. Hawkeye Pierce