Trucker convoy drivers "peeing their pants in D.C. traffic"

[Fritz Walter]

This story brought a smile to my face this morning:

Blaming the mayor for making you pee your pants is ... not something grown-ups do. Welcome to the People's Convoy.

When they said they’d be livestreaming, this isn’t what we had in mind.

The remaining truckers in Washington, D.C., who gathered for a “convoy” earlier this month are apparently having trouble finding places to relieve themselves as they circle the D.C. Beltway.

So much so that they’re peeing their pants with some regularity.

Source: Huffington Post

It turns out that the Peephole's Convoy is considering threatening D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser and city police officers with of citizen's arrest.

The convoy has been casting about for a raison d’etre since states nationwide have relaxed their mask and vaccine mandates. The truckers’ original cause ― COVID-19 restrictions ― has ceased to be a galvanizing force.

Too bad the World's Biggest SORE LOSER can't -- or won't -- help them out with some Depends!

[John Ludi]

1. Sure, yeah...

just go ahead and try to "citizen's arrest" some cops. I totally want to see that on YouTube.


(Giggle...)

[SCantiGOP]

6. I would pay to see it

On Pay Per View.

[Fritz Walter]

23. So much for Blue Lives Matter

They want to see Blue Lives Splatter.
Like what happened on Capitol Hill on January 6…

[Deep State Witch]

2. Having Driven from Hagerstown to the Beltway many times

There's a rest area just north of Frederick. Use it. Once you get south of Frederick, there are NO bathroom stops.

Again, if you get stuck in traffic on the Beltway and have to pee, hold it until you can get to the next exit. This Is The Way.

[oswaldactedalone]

3. The intensity of the convoy

seems to be petering out.

[Blue Owl]

9. Dick Trickle never gave up that easily in his entire NASCAR career...

[Yonnie3]

4. Stuck in I-395 morning rush hour in the box truck many times but,

we carried empty Gatorade bottles.

[hunter]

25. So long as you don't throw them out the window when you are done.

That would be littering.

[Yonnie3]

28. Of course we don't throw them out the window

We were in route to the Marine Corps Barracks and there was a bathroom conveniently located just inside the gate to the field and we emptied and washed those bottles for the trip back. They were valuable!

[brewens]

5. C'mon you guys. Stop whining. How different is it from wetting your beds? LOL n/t

[Blue Owl]

7. Urine Trump Country now

[Ilsa]

26. Scrolling down, read your reply. This is the one that

has me howling.

Adult pullups, anyone?

[Wicked Blue]

8. No free potties? Waaaaaaaaah

Stupid snowflakes.




I wonder who's paying for their fuel and time away from work.

[lagomorph777]

10. Pootin's Pee Parade

[MagickMuffin]

11. Tinkle Tinkle little tsars

Those guys are truly whizzards!

[onethatcares]

12. there are never enough

porta potties for these right wing pee parties.

[Coventina]

13. Behold the garden in which I grow my fucks

and see that it is barren!

[2naSalit]

18. DUzy!

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LOL!

[Coventina]

20. Thanks!

I miss the DUzies...

[2naSalit]

21. Me too.

In fact, I need to change the subject line so that it's DUzy-ness can be appreciated by all!

[Ilsa]

27. Haaaaaaaaa!!! nt

[Maeve]

14. Are they such amateurs at driving? Don't know about travel johns?

I mean there are urinals specifically designed for distance drivers (and yes, some designed for women as well). Sheesh

[2naSalit]

19. Probably...

Since most of them are stupid enough to not be working when there is plenty of work to be done.

[DemInBuckhead]

15. The Pee-ple's Convoy

I don't give a tinkle's damn about them.

[Blue Owl]

16. I gotta give a shout-out to all my fellow DU'ers on the hilarious replies to this post

Your replies are truly golden!

[2naSalit]

17. Showered upon us like...

Never mind!

[Fritz Walter]

24. That's golden!

[BlueWavePsych]

22. LOL