🚨 TFG Supporters are Threatening to Leave the USA! 🚨

[Tommymac]

Last edited Sun Mar 27, 2022, 09:33 PM - Edit history (1)

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On Edit: DU'ers - All the comments are absolutely fantabulous! I wish I had time to personally reply to all of them. Sometimes it's fun just to have fun.

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Where are they going?

I'll be sure to avoid wherever.

[TheBlackAdder]

50. Quick, ask them to get up a GFM page. Let them cash out and when they don't leave. Wire Fraud!

[BobTheSubgenius]

77. I'm willing to make a sizeable bet that they aren't headed to Canada or Scandanavia.

[shelshaw]

79. I'm thinking Guyana

[Layzeebeaver]

97. Cool aid stocks are soaring!

[JonAndKatePlusABird]

134. Nooooo there are much better places

Jim Jones was enough, why inflict more unneeded bullshit there?

Now if they were dropped straight into the uncut Guyanese jungle and had to just fend for themselves, that’s quite a bit different. I’ve always been a outdoorsy type and nothing quite matches the pure terror I felt when I was in a jungle while the sun was setting, with only one other person, no flashlights. The night is absolutely dark and filled with terrors.

[Initech]

112. Russia and Saudi Arabia seem to be aligned with their line of thinking.

Maybe Qatar or UAE?

[ShazzieB]

116. I don't think they'd want to go anywhere that's full of Muslims. 😁

Not their cup of tea at all.

So I guess that leaves Russia, and maybe Belarus. I'm sure they'd love either one. Authoritarian governments and white people as far as the eye can see. Good times!

[plimsoll]

120. Florida.

[TygrBright]

124. I saw what you did there... n/t

[rpannier]

162. After they've moved there, then do the Bugs Bunny

[Walleye]

2. Please go!Russia needs the population

[erronis]

53. I hear there's lots of room in Siberia. Burn the melting tundra for heat. Eat each other.

[rpannier]

163. (Ras)putin seems to be trying to be the next Stalin

Gulags... I mean, vacation, rest camps would be a good location

[onecaliberal]

3. Gods speed.

[fightforfreedom]

4. I will drive them to the airport.

Just as long as they don't talk while I am driving.

[DBoon]

147. put rollerskates on them and tow them to the airport

[Emile]

5. Addios happy trails and good riddance!

[dalton99a]

6. Go to Dubai, then Moscow

[Warpy]

57. Yeah, then spend the rest of their lives complaining

that the local population aren't Baptists and don't even speak English, the nerve!

[KT2000]

158. LOL! complaining for sure

Name it Complainia - with daily school board meetings and city council meetings.

[Blue Owl]

7. Please do.

Russia are you listening?

[ret5hd]

8. god-DAMN i hate helping people move...

but in this case...i have a truck.

[LakeArenal]

11. I'd even drive them to the airports.

But they probably have been previously banned.

[wnylib]

56. Get them some leaky boats.

Or, send them off in the seized Russian yachts, but be sure to keep the yachts.

[LakeArenal]

65. I say put them in cages at the border or the can cross into Mexico.

FREEDUMB of choice.

[wnylib]

68. Cages, and sell tickets to view them.

Use the money to straighten out the mess they made of our country.

[LakeArenal]

87. Most of them support cruel and illegal imprisonment.

[Rebl2]

115. Not sure

you can drive to Russia where they belong 🤣

[soldierant]

140. Perhaps through Alaska

since Sarah Palin can see it from her porch.

Except they'd have to go through Canada, and the Canadaians would rather they don't.

[Rebl2]

141. True & true

and really true about Canadians not wanting them to travel through their country.

[Ocelot II]

9. How about a Gofundme to pay their air fare?

[wnylib]

58. They would keep the money, or

spend it on weapons for an insurrection in the US.

Unless ... Donate in rubles.

[quakerboy]

122. I will donate

For airfare and even kick in a bit extra

Just as long as i get to watch them renounce their US citizenship before i hand the cash over.

[wnylib]

142. Buy the tickets for them with the donation money.

These children cannot be trusted with cash.

[quakerboy]

144. As long as they renounce their US citizenship first

They can take the cash. Its not longer my concern once they are no longer legally US citizens, and it would be ironic if they chose to live as undocumented migrants, illegal workers, illegal gun owners.. or especially if they then tried to vote illegally.

[LakeArenal]

10. Love it or leave Commies. Isn't that what you guys say?!!

I wish to see more of a link however.

[gohuskies]

12. These MAGATS can enlist in Putrid's war machine

I am sure the Ukrainians would give the the warm welcome they so richly deserve.

[niyad]

14. byeeee. party at my place after they leave.

[Siwsan]

55. I'll be there, and I'll bring the boys!!

[niyad]

117. YES!!!! I will have some special treats for them! And for us, of course!

[I_UndergroundPanther]

130. I'll bake a kickass cheesecake

A passion fruit, mango ,cherimoya cheesecake with white chocolate glaze with pineapple rings with raspberries in the holes..
and my black forest brownies, dark brownies, dark chocolate chips cheesecake mix,and canned cherry pie cherries on top. baked in.

sound ok?

[3catwoman3]

143. My blood sugar went up just reading...

...your descriptions.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

145. this is the most kickass part

I make it without sugar. The only sugar in it is in the fruits and the fruit added isn't as much as you would think. I supplement the actual fruit with sugar free extracts.. I'm diabetic too. Low or no sugar is a must. And I would want a slice of it too.

[calimary]

156. Oh man ...

The brownies…

Dark chocolate chips and cheesecake mix…

MERCY!!!

[niyad]

157. Sounds scrumptious!

[iluvtennis]

15. I'll freely donate my time to Pack Them Up. n/t

[RandomNumbers]

16. Where do we go to see them off?

I'll be sure to bring the party stuff.

[Postal Grunt]

32. For those who imbibe...

I'll bring some Wild Turkey and Knob Creek to soothe our hurt feelings.

[Frustratedlady]

17. Don't tease. My heart can't take fake excitement. n/t

[OldBaldy1701E]

133. Ahh... you beat me to it!

I agree though.

[tosh]

18. This is WONDERFUL news!!

If only they follow through.

[lisa58]

19. Off you go then🤣

[demtenjeep]

20. oh please oh please

please please me

[meow2u3]

21. meow2u3 to MAGAts: Feel free to embark on the next plane to Moscow

[wnylib]

63. Where they can enjoy Russian freedumbs.

[Bettie]

22. I'll make box lunches for them

on their trip.

Bye guys. Won't miss you at all.

[BlueWavePsych]

23. Please leave NOW!

[PXR-5]

24. Wait till they find out

most civilized countries have some form of universal healthcare, then what are they gonna do 😆😂

[PortTack]

25. Please...link the gofundme page!!

[wnylib]

64. But no dollar donations.

They must be in rubles.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

26. As Powers Booth in Tombstone said

[area51]

123. You beat me to it.

[relayerbob]

27. Excellent!

I hear Moscow's nice this time of year

[Leith]

67. Early July is even better

They get to hang out with the congress critters they voted for.

If they bothered to vote.

[ificandream]

28. Trump supporters -- Let It Go! Let It Go!

&ab_channel=DisneyUK

[Kittycatkat]

29. Don't let the door hit you in the ass!

[BigMin28]

30. TYA!!!

👋

[MyMission]

31. Threatening is their MO, they rarely follow through

But I wish success to any and all who are threatening to leave (except those awaiting trial for the insurrection.)

I bet we could easily raise the funds to send them away on a few chartered planes.
America, love it or leave it. Bye bye traitors.

[3auld6phart]

33. Jeebus h

Hope the meth mouthed, drooling ticks aren’t thinking of
coming North to Canada.

[Wednesdays]

103. Nahh.

Canada has all that God forsaken ssosshhallizzmm!

[L. Coyote]

34. May I humbly suggest

outer space.

[trusty elf]

76. Yes, follow dear leader!

[ChazInAz]

152. Think of "The Marching Morons".

Classic science fiction short story, and the inspiration for "Idiocracy"
Just tell the that the weather on Venus is great, lots of free land, with plentiful native food, settlers will be generously subsidized, then offer them free one-way rides.

[smirkymonkey]

35. If only!

It's cruel of them to tease us this way.

[Scottie Mom]

36. Don't let the door hit you in the ass, MAGAts

Bu-bye!~!~!

[JHB]

90. Actually, I'm fine with it if the door hits them. Forcefully and repeatedly.

[Downtown Hound]

37. LOL! They can't even leave facebook!

Remember when they were all going to leave Facebook and Twitter and start their own social media where free-dumb of speech reigned supreme?

Turns out they don't like each other's company anymore than anyone else does, and they all came running back within a few weeks. When your whole identity is wrapped up in being a punk ass troll, it's hard to carry on when you can only troll those who are like you.

[OMGWTF]

38. Next, rapture away all of the Talibangelist end-timers.

[Lovie777]

39. Russia is accepting Nazis . ..

[milestogo]

40. Please take Trump with you.

[Brainfodder]

41. I can't think of anything to say to convince....

[FreepFryer]

42. GoFundMe meets GoFuckYourself (Nt)

[FakeNoose]

43. OMG I thought it must be April Fool's Day already

[Traildogbob]

44. Now THATs

How you make America great. Just like trump says, promises made, promises Kept. That will instantly made us so much smarter, and shift the weight on the planet surface tremendously. The earth will rotate with a wobble. Now get!!! Get on outcheer.

[Richard D]

45. Is there a gofundme to help them leave? (nt)

[SuperCoder]

46. Please leave, Trump supporters

Mother Russia needs you.

[The Unmitigated Gall]

47. Good Lord. Done been owned agi'n...

[llashram]

48. millions of them

I hope. No loss at all for our democracy. Give them their one-way ticket to Russia. Anywhere in Russia, Siberia is nice this time of year.

[Lonestarblue]

49. Jeffrey Epstein's two islands in the Caribbean are for sale.

Both are uninhabited now, but one of them has housing. If the MAGATs agree to go there and never set foot in the rest of the US again, I’ll donate!

[Pepsidog]

51. I will help as well.

[2naSalit]

52. How can I help?

Shit, just had a run in with some -45 wanker a couple properties down. Their kids are making my driveway/parking lot into their bicycle/scooter playground screaming lot. I have PTSD and don't do well around kids and loud noises anymore, especially screaming kids, at least four of them.

So I stepped out on my doorstep and asked the kids if they lived on this property and they said no and they don't know anyone here either. So I told them to go play and scream over at their home. A few minutes later this 30 something woman with a vape unit in her hand tells me I have no right to tell her kids to get out of my yards because she was watching them in this safe place to play. It's fucking pavement. She continues to tell me other shit that she knows nothing about and that I am obliged to listen to them scream somehow.

I closed the door until she left my porch then watched her go over to tell her kids some derogatory shit about me. Then turns around and starts swearing at me in front of all these kids, telling me what a bitch I am and sucking on her vape thingy. I suspect she or her man will eventually vandalize my car or something so I called the cops to have them come and clear things up.

The front door to their house is festooned with MAGA shit and leftover Halloween and xmas garb. They have big black-smoke chugging pick-up trucks with custom MAGA and black flag painted on them... If they fell off the planet today my I'd be able to calm down. I expect them to regale me with a dirt bike parade later when her man's buddies come by. They did that to someone else on this property last year and the cops had to come and tell them to knock it off.

[KS Toronado]

101. If you don't already have one

you might consider a video camera or 2 to monitor your front yard & driveway.
Hope you stay safe.

[2naSalit]

135. No but...

I just got home from doing some errands and there are not three times as many of them and as soon as I got in the house the kids were back in the drive screaming and yelling. I stepped out and just looked at them, they looked at me and I asked, "do you mind?"

So they leave and immediately some other karen starts huffing her way up the hill and screaming some shit so I went back in. I look out the window and there's a fucking MAGA lynch mob out there.

So I called dispatch again and told them that next time I'll be asking for a restraining order.

[KS Toronado]

149. Wow, almost sounds like they're deliberately picking on you

because they know you're a Democrat. You in a small, medium, or large city?

[2naSalit]

151. Very small city.

They have no idea who or what I am. They just happen to be karens on trigger mode accompanied by their stupid kids who are stupid because their parents are.

[SWBTATTReg]

54. Would be very nice if they did, in fact, leave. But the question that remains in my mind is

what idiot country would ever agree to have such people who are dumb as a rock, or worse, ever be considered 'citizens'? They've all seen the constant newscasts in the past w/ tRump and his idiot followers and how they act, and they continue to see it now, when they manage to get enough people to cram into the tiny spot immediately behind tRump on stage so it'll look like tons of people are there to see djt, when in fact, the stage is getting tinier and tinier (fewer and fewer people are showing up, it's getting harder and harder to show size (as djt would personally know)).

[Blue Owl]

59. A billionaire like tRump could easily afford to fly them all there, one-way, on his delapidated jet

They *might* make it there safely...

[SammyWinstonJack]

60. Promise?

[gulliver]

61. The Trumpies who would really leave wouldn't be let into Russia

...any more than they'd be let in the door or anywhere on the property at Mar-a-Lago. Trump and Putin aren't into the Trumpies. They'd find that out pretty quickly.

[SamKnause]

62. Leaving would be a patriotic move on their part.

They are my enemies.

They are my countries enemies.

I would be thrilled if they all disappeared.

[Efilroft Sul]

66. Gotta ask, what is John Collins' source to his claim? Did I miss something?

[AllaN01Bear]

69. make it so!!!.

[LuckyCharms]

70. They're probably all thinking of moving to Hawaii.

[Jimbo S]

167. How about New Mexico?

Oh that's right, they don't like Mexicans.

[struggle4progress]

71. How can I miss you when you won't go away?

[sarge43]

80. If only they weren't lying sacks.

[FailureToCommunicate]

171. "Leeeeaving ON a jet plane..."

(Apologies for posting this, and the earworm, just had to!)

[Vinca]

72. How did they come up with the notion this was a threat???

[BlueNProud]

73. They can go to Hungary and live under the fascism they crave.

[Joinfortmill]

74. Where are they going, to Russia?

[Brainfodder]

75. Can we get a go fund me going for bus rides to Mexico for those heroes in FL/IN/KY especially?

[Demobrat]

78. If only.

Most of them have never been fifty miles from where they were born. No way are they leaving the country.

[Celerity]

164. +10000000000000000

Zero chance they leave in any remotely significant numbers.

[karin_sj]

81. Ha ha ha ha!!!

Best thing that could happen to our country!

[3catwoman3]

82. To quote President Obama...

…when debating Romney - “Please proceed.”

[bringthePaine]

83. well, Russia does need a whole mess of new soldiers...

[Gidney N Cloyd]

84. ♫ I'd like to get youuu on a slowww boat to China... ♫

[Skittles]

85. can you imagine how much money would be raised in a gofundme

to buy one way tickets for MAGAts

[Frances]

86. Where do we donate to buy one way tickets to Russia for them?

[Buckeye_Democrat]

88. They probably got the idea after traveling 100 miles...

... to a Trump rally.

Later: "If the world's as big 'round the other way, it's a big'n!"

[IronLionZion]

91. OK, Bye!

[dchill]

92. One of them already got asylum in Belarus!

[peppertree]

93. Like little children threatening to 'run away from home' cause mommy wouldn't let em have more Jello

Aww.

[MurrayDelph]

94. Dang. There's never a

Golgafrinchan Ark Fleet Ship B

when you need one.

[usonian]

95. We've got a great big convoy

of trucks headed for Belarus. Just fueling up now for the drive across the Atlantic.

Owning the libs!

[Fritz Walter]

96. They've been doing so for three fucking years now!

Witness their t-shirts, which are still being sold to these hard-of-thinking stooges!


By Amazon and other online vendors. Not to mention from the beds of gas-guzzling pick-up trucks at MAGAt rallies.

Indeed, in August 2018, Russian TV was hawking the sale of such shirts to TFG supporters:

An image from two Ohioan Trump supporters’ provocative t-shirts, which proclaimed they would “rather be a Russian than a Democrat,” made its way to Russian state television on Monday, according to one observer.

Julia Davis noted on Twitter that a presenter on state-owned Russia-1 had held up a shirt with a similar graphic on air, saying, “Look, these T-shirts are now being sold in the United States and are in high demand in the Republican camp.”

Link to TPM.

P.T. Barnum was right: one born every minute!

But what is the birthrate of outright traitors?

[LW1977]

98. Well.... Bye..

[COL Mustard]

99. I'll kick in

For one way tickets for them.

[C Moon]

100. They can always climb tfgs wall.

But I doubt Mexico wants them either.

[roamer65]

102. They can move to Russia!

[Paper Roses]

104. I can donate 2 suitcases for the trip plus:

a quick kick in the backside. No good wishes, only negative thoughts. If this happens, I wish they live to regret their trip and be blacklisted upon request to return.

I bet my bottom nickel that they are tRump supporters. Do you suppose he would help them get resettled elsewhere with the millions he is accumulating now?

[KS Toronado]

105. Wherever they go let's make sure they don't vote by mail.

That's how we steal elections according to them and they're dead set against that paper trail.
But like all repugs, they'll prove they're hypocrites.

[Harker]

106. Fine.

Let me know when Trumpfuckistan is established, please.

[BlueIdaho]

107. I hear Russia is looking for fresh recruits - uh...

I mean Immigrants

[krispos42]

108. Uh-huh, right.

Where? Canada? But then they'd get socialized health care, add a "u" to a lot of words like "mould", eat "back bacon" instead of "Canadian bacon", and pronounce the last letter of the alphabet as "zed"!

Mexico? But then they'd have to integrate with the dominant culture by speaking Spanish ALL THE TIME, learning and loving Mexican history, and becoming God-fearing Catholics!

The horror!

[Dickster]

110. Don't let

the door hit you in the a$$ on the way out….

[BlueMTexpat]

111. A dream come true!

Unfortunately for the US, theses eejits probably will not find a country that will accept them.

[Hekate]

113. Don't toy with me: Is this for real, or just a joke?

[Stuart G]

114. A Favorite Term...".Hasta La Vista, Baby"

[Ohioboy]

118. I will drive them to any airport or border of their choice

I sure many others will volunteer to help them.

[bluestarone]

119. Now i'd help pay in Rubles

If they went to you know where.

[PatrickforB]

125. Gosh, that wouldn't be a bad thing, would it? We could give them an island somewhere.

They could fortify it, and separate themselves from the entire rest of humanity!

[I_UndergroundPanther]

126. really?

buh byyyeee..dont let the door hit ya muthafucker.

Good riddance..

Now that a sizable chunk of narcissists and sociopaths are gone.....

[ShepKat]

127. LOL

start a gofundme for one way tickets

[LPBBEAR]

128. The day they leave

the average IQ in the United States will rise dramatically........

[onetexan]

129. Great! Ship 'em all to Russia where they can have their freedumb taken away.

[twodogsbarking]

131. Mexico resumes building the wall just to be safe.

[Ford_Prefect]

132. I believe the appropriate expression would be: "America, Love It Or Leave It!"

I fully concur and would gladly provide a helpful kick in the correct direction.

[jmowreader]

136. It would have to be somewhere that used the same alphabet used in English

We joke about Malenky Oranzhevyy Khuj and his bez chlena droogi running off to Russia at the slightest provocation, but you know they never would - they couldn't read the signs and food labels because they're all in Cyrillic. Also, Russia has gun control...and some of it is pretty wild. For example, you must own a shotgun for five years without incident before you are allowed to own a rifle, you must be licensed to own guns, assault rifles are not allowed for civilians (this is pretty common across Europe), no weapon can hold more than ten rounds, and you can't have more than ten guns.

So...needs to use the Roman alphabet, preferably should speak English, has gun laws at least as free as the ones in the US...oh well guys, I guess you're just stuck right here with the president you don't like. But fear not: with everything Biden is doing for the economy, your standard of living wlll improve to the point you can buy more guns than ever before!

[Samrob]

137. Wait until they find out what countries will actually let them in and those that won't. nt

[librechik]

138. don't let the wall hit you in the ass on your way out. n/t

[dawn5651]

139. omg we better bar the border we don't need that bunch of idiots here we have enough of our own

[Sugarcoated]

146. They pine for autocracy

so they really need to move to one.

[lindysalsagal]

148. One-way cruise to Canada? Need help with the fare?

[DBoon]

150. I would suggest they move to Brazil

But Lula may well end up Brazil's next elected leader and I'd hate for him to have to deal with these malcontents

[Rhiannon12866]

153. Support starting a GoFundMe for train, bus, plane fare!!!

[czarjak]

154. Slow boats to China?

[seta1950]

155. GOOD RIDDANCE

I say

[keithbvadu2]

159. Rush Limbaugh: I'll Leave Country Over Health Bill

Conservative talk radio host Rush Limbaugh said on his radio show that he will eventually leave the country if the health care bill passes and its provisions are implemented.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/rush-limbaugh-ill-leave-country-over-health-bill/

The only place Rushbo went was to a known child prostitution resort area with someone else's Viagra.

[keithbvadu2]

160. Russian bots pretending to be Americans leaving America due to Biden. Go to Alaska.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100214494575

Russian bots pretending to be Americans leaving America due to Biden

Leaving America to go to Alaska?

https://platform.twitter.com/embed/index.html?dnt=true&embedId=twitter-widget-6&frame=false&hideCard=false&hideThread=false&id=1325120104800006144&lang=en&origin=https%3A%2F%2F

[rpannier]

161. Moving out forever I hope

Good luck getting those absentee ballots if you're from the wrong state

[Emile]

165. Why do they give false hope in making the majority happy?

[brewens]

166. Ya know, we could organize a nationwide bakesale to pay their expenses, or something like that.

LOL

[Texin]

168. All I can (could) say is, god speed. Do you need help packing? You need a driver?

[Lunabell]

169. Good.

They can just move to Russia and kiss Putin's ass now.

[Jimbo S]

170. "Go back to where you came from."

A line Trumpsters like to use. They can be on the receiving end of this barb from their new countrymen. How ironic.

[The Mouth]

172. Who's in to help charter a jet?

It would be worth half my 401K and living in poverty the next 40 years to get rid of every fascist fuckwad who thinks TFG won in 2020.

[FailureToCommunicate]

173. I'll help 'em pack. I scored 100% on the "structural visualization" aptitude.

I'm SURE I can stuff a few more Trumpers into that cargo bay!

(Yes, I rearrange dishes in the dishwasher.)

[polmaven]

174. Bye Bye!!

See ya all after a while!!!

[getagrip_already]

175. As barbie would say.....

[Bird Lady]

176. Oh my

To all the knuckle draggers who worship at the feet of donnie and pootie.

DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE ASS ON THE WAY OUT!

The country and its people will not miss you.

[DFW]

177. That's not a threat

That's a temptation!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

178. Please leave

Putin would no doubt love to have you