TWEET: Orgies may explain Marsha Blackburn's hair. 🤣🤣

[dixiechiken1]

Link to tweet

[Stinky The Clown]

1. Was Madison Cawthorn involved?

[MustLoveBeagles]

12. ...

[dchill]

2. I had that thought, too.

I'd NEVER say it, though!

[Effete Snob]

3. Her husband can slap someone now

[canuckledragger]

4. I'm pretty sure the hair (and face) are suffering from alcoholism.

[Jerry2144]

5. Or

Meth.

[canuckledragger]

10. Nah, If that were true...

She'd be very twitchy and talking a mile a minute. Think Don Jr. on a cocaine fuelled rant.

Here slow talking and unkempt look remind of alcohol abuse. My family is full of them so I recognize some of the symptoms.

[LiberatedUSA]

6. Her husband may now slap Amelia freely for a joke on her looks.

According to some.

[WarGamer]

7. She remind me of the girls who spent an hour in the restroom and a half can of Aquanet in the 80's.

[COL Mustard]

8. I just threw up a little in my mouth

Thinking about where this is leading.


Now I'm seriously nauseous....yuk yuk yuk.....

[KS Toronado]

25. Stop it, you got me doing it!

[Lars39]

9. Amelia Peabody!

[hvn_nbr_2]

11. Since nobody posted pics and I didn't remember what she looks like...

... I googled :"marsha blackburn hair". Of the first 14 images that came up, 4 were definitely "break time at the orgy" pics and one was a post-orgy "I used my fingers for a comb" pic.

[FoxNewsSucks]

13. Marsha Marsha Marsha. . .

[Emile]

14. She must have had sex in her office that morning!

[lastlib]

24. The last time I saw something like that was....

...when I threw the rats' nest out of the barn.......

The time before that, it was the scene from the original Clash of the Titans movie scene where Hercules was pursued by Medusa. (I prefer looking at Medusa.....)

[calimary]

28. She's a mess anyway, but now she looks like it, too.

[Zambero]

15. Hidden Hair Agenda?

One can only imagine what's going on!

[Ziggysmom]

16. Ha! Moscow Marsha, the home economics degree girl's hair is a rats nest!

This is interesting, long but wow!

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1219338203410419713.html

[catchnrelease]

17. Reminds me of my dad

If he saw someone that had hair like that he would say 'It looks like they combed their hair with a Mixmaster'.

(A hand held electric mixer for those younger people out there lol)

[gab13by13]

18. Hey, she can do one of those Slinger commercials.

[betsuni]

19. I don't really get it.

Do people mess with each other's hair in orgies? Aren't they busy with other parts of the body? Blackburn's hair looks like she passed out the night before with her clothes still on, woke up late and ran out the door without looking in the mirror and her staff didn't want to say anything. Eventually, one morning Blackburn will find an anonymous gift of hair care products and a hairbrush on her desk.

[Joinfortmill]

20. Lol

[NellieStarbuck]

21. I will have y'all know

that this brilliant woman invented (and perfected IMHO) the technique of using Gorilla Glue as mousse.

[Wounded Bear]

22. Ok, that got a chuckle...

But don't worry, I feel guilty about laughing at a joke about someone's appearance.

[dalton99a]

23. Kick

[keithbvadu2]

26. Televangelist hair

[Stinky The Clown]

27. Curated from a tweet thread asking for names for Marsha's coif

https://www.trendsmap.com/twitter/tweet/1481366245840666626

"sex with the devil in the pale moonlight"

Someone tell her that you always shut off the breaker before changing an outlet.

masked,VAXXED & Boosted

The Rat's Nest

Back in the day we called that "just f*cked", but by whom?

That Seventies Look for 70 year olds

That’s the Walmart Covid Cut. Best deal in town for $9.99!

It’s her holiday do: a partridge in a pear tree.

Wake and wear

... even-the-birds-know-better

The Mrs. Texas Pageant

Knotty pine

Gak!!!!!, Had a fabulous soup in NYC‘s Chinatown many years ago called ‘Bird’s Nest Soup’, now I know where it came from. You do you Marsha, as they say in the south often, “Bless her heart!’.

Y’all please never let me lose perspective or embarrass myself like this, ok?

Coup Coup a dew

She has not one person in her life who cares about her enough to tell her that her hair looks insane. 😬

Dust bunny

Tossed Salad

“The Memphis Mess”

Anyway the wind blows

Electrocuted poof 😂

Holy hair Batman!

A hairdresser told me one time that some women will keep the hairstyle from what they consider their heyday. Perfect example of what she was talking about.

Freshly f....

The “Backseat of a 1987 Impala with the guy you just met at the bar of Appllebee’s”

Bed head.

Afternoon delight.

Unbrushabilly

[calimary]

29. Hair done by the neighborhood leaf blower.