Marge Traitor Greene: "I'm going to tell you right now what is a woman .. We came from Adam's rib."

[Nevilledog]

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Marge Greene: “I’m going to tell you right now what is a woman .. We came from Adam’s rib .. We are the weaker sex, but we are our husband’s wife.”


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2:59 PM · Apr 4, 2022

[Hugin]

1. She's preaching to the choir here...

All seven of 'em.

[Solomon]

22. Dup!

[llmart]

41. Looks like she's at a high school...

and those seven got detention and had to stay after and listen to her nonsense as punishment.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

2. Complete with talking snakes and 42 bears. . . . nt

[Skittles]

3. so.....we are all trans?

fucking AWESOME!

[Tickle]

26. Not according to definition

Trans-gen-der
denoting or relating to a person whose sense of personal identity and gender does not correspond with their birth sex.

I'm good with my birth sex but certainly understand others are not.

[Skittles]

34. I was just joking

the Adam and Eve story is of course fucking ridiculous, just another way for the guys who wrote the bible to make men a bigger factor than women

[Tickle]

35. Oh sorry

Sometimes I just don’t know anymore. If I had laughed and you were serious I would feel so bad. 🤷‍♀️

[we can do it]

4. Oh fuck off empty green.

[sanatanadharma]

5. The story of Adam and Eve is the story of God fixing a mistake

Creation was incomplete, indeed impossible without women.

God saw it was less than good and made woman as the crowning glory of perfection.
Sadly Adam never saw and thus sexism was born, not of woman, but from a man who couldn't take a ribbing.

[DinahMoeHum]

7. As the saying goes: Adam Was A Rough Draft

[Tickle]

27. lol nt

[LudwigPastorius]

6. What a Qlown.

[Nevilledog]

8. ...

[LudwigPastorius]

9. !

[demmiblue]

10. Heh!

[MustLoveBeagles]

19. Ha!

[LuckyCharms]

39. .

[blogslug]

11. Oh yeah, Marge? Then why are you working outside the home instead of making sandwiches?

That was the bit in Susan Faludi's book, Backlash, that flabbergasted me the most. All those anti-feminist women she cited, leading orgs or serving in office, they were working mothers with full autonomy. Hell, some of them were the family breadwinners!

If Marjorie is so weak, why is she in public all?

[LiberalFighter]

12. If she came from Adam's rib she would be dead.

[Initech]

13. Tell me you don't know how genetics works without telling me you don't know how genetics work.

[gratuitous]

14. Your grasp of theology is even worse than your grasp of science

Nitwit.

[Hekate]

15. So, is she doing what hubby tells her, day by day? Why is she not home making dinner for him?

Why is she an adulteress?

So many questions…

[IcyPeas]

16. Greene (a strong conservative Christian) 'openly cheated' on her husband of 25 years

... congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene 'openly cheated' on her husband of 25 years with a polyamorous tantric sex guru and then moved on to another affair with the manager at her gym

Marjorie Taylor Greene had affairs with tantric sex guru Craig Ivey and fitness gym manager Justin Tway, DailyMail.com has learned

The embattled Georgia congresswoman, 46, has been married to husband Perry Greene since 1995 and shares three kids with him

Greene often describes herself as a "strong conservative Christian".

[alphafemale]

17. She is probably one of those idiots who think men have one less rib than a woman.

Completely delusion

[Oneironaut]

33. I was thinking the same.

While I think a lot of GQPers pretend to be unintelligent, MTG strikes me as a complete idiot who refuses to educate herself. She’s proud to be a moron.

[Dirty Socialist]

18. The weaker sex you say?

Then get out of politics

[keithbvadu2]

20. Eve was the first transgender (woman).

Eve was the first transgender (woman).

She was originally pure male.

[smirkymonkey]

21. Says the 'roided up three-taloned, gun-toting Neanderthal who power lifts 150 lbs,

cheats on her husband with any poor bastard she can sucker-in, and spends all her time at her job in DC as a State Representative trolling Democrats and shit-posting on Twitter.

She is really a piece of work.

[crickets]

23. Marjorie, if you like Eve so much, you can have her. I prefer Lilith.

The following is a cheeky rendition of a story with many versions and interpretations that have morphed through the ages (not found in the Bible for the most part, of course) and certainly there are scholars who could do a way better job with it, but here's the gist:

Lilith, Adam's first wife, was created at the same time of the same clay. (Genesis 1:27 KJV) Naturally, she considered herself his equal. Adam wanted to run Eden with Lilith as his little helpmeet. He was quite put out that she refused to 'submit' and let him have things his way. Since Adam was way too bossy and less than wonderful in the sack, Lilith dumped him and went off to have a fine time with the archangel Samael instead. She refused to return to Adam and was harshly punished and demonized for her independent streak.

Since Adam still needed some companionship and someone to 'help' him with everything, the creator obliged him. (Genesis 2:21-23 KJV) Eve was created to be subservient and biddable in order to please Adam. What possible chance could she have in facing down Satan, hmm? Women get blamed for Eve's weakness in eating the apple when there's a case to be made that it was Adam's fault all along for being a selfish jerk. Too bad he couldn't hang onto his first wife, a woman likely smart enough and strong enough to tell Satan where to stick it.

Knock yourself out if you want to be weak, Marjorie, but don't expect all other women to be weak with you.

[tavernier]

24. No, you came from Adam's penis.

Did this lady not get a mother daughter talk or a sex education course in sixth grade? Ribs are not part of the reproductive system.

[dawg]

25. They used to be.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-humans-have-no-penis-bone/

[tavernier]

29. Thank you for this!

Informative and a chuckle.

Still, not a rib.

[LiberatedUSA]

28. I'm going to have to disagree on that.

Child labor looks really fucking painful. Women may not be, by any large, stronger than men, but they aren’t weaker as far as pain tolerance is concerned.

Also, marriage doesn’t make a person property. If a wife isn’t in the mood and the husband forces it, that’s rape.

Also, imaginary beings in the sky that sometimes grant wishes and get angry if you eat meat on Friday don't exist.

[area51]

30. "... we are our husband's wife."

Is that why that meth gator keeps cheating on her hubby?

[Emile]

31. Then off she goes to a cocaine sex orgy!

[Judi Lynn]

32. This cathedral image illustrates Eve's creation:

God creates Eve from the rib of Adam
Scene 10 from the Genesis-Cycle

Monreale cathedral, west wall mosaic

The cathedral of Monreale, above Palermo, was erected by Norman King William II (1167/71-1189) in a royal park on the site of an earlier Greek church. Work on the structure and its decoration was largely completed by the death of the king in 1189.

Original photo by courtesy of Vickie Carlson

https://www.flickr.com/photos/28433765@N07/49214338086

(Why was gawd sitting on a tire?)

[Xavier Breath]

45. Adam looks bored.

I think he's secretly pining for "Steve."

[JanMichael]

36. They all came from a BBQ restaurant in Wichita? Adam's Rib and Beer.

[crickets]

37. I thought Adam's Ribs was at Dearborn Station in Chicago... 🤭

You just reminded me of that M*A*S*H episode. Hadn't thought of it in years.

[Xavier Breath]

38. Dammit, you beat me to it!

That's one of the classic eps.

I simply cannot eat the same food every day! Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions!

Too bad Hawkeye went to all that trouble and forgot to order the cole slaw

[crickets]

42. "Draftees of the world, arise! You have nothing to lose but your cookies!

We want something else! We want something else!"

Hawkeye finishes his tantrum with a fabulous dance with a mess hall tray. I love that episode.

[JanMichael]

40. This is weird. That episode came out when I was a kid in 74.

I lived in Wichita.

I must have subconsciously melted the two together.

[crickets]

43. Well what do you know-

There is an Adams Barbeque in Wichita after all, so you weren't far off.

[Ellipsis]

44. "Best bar by a damn site."

https://adamsribwi.com/#

https://www.hmdb.org/m.asp?m=34040