Best description of Marjorie Traitor Greene

[Nevilledog]

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Layla Benson
@BaelaLayla

Marjorie Taylor Greene is the weird sweaty lady at the bar who doesn’t understand why the college guys don’t want her. She ends up barefooted at some point, spills a Bud Light someone put a cigarette out in, and falls on the dance floor. She wants to sue whoever kicks her out

9:18 AM · Apr 7, 2022

[Lars39]

1. I think of her as Barney Rubble's evil twin

[Sneederbunk]

2. The description is too kind.

[hlthe2b]

4. My thoughts exactly. That is a run-of-the-mill drunk. It does not capture the depth & breadth of her

ignorance and trollishness.

[FoxNewsSucks]

19. Right, it only describes her obnoxiousness

And even that is still too kind.

Her deep, evil, rancid inner ugly is so much worse than the average drunk.

[calimary]

18. WAY too kind.

[Walleye]

3. Yes, but tomorrow the weird sweaty lady will be sober. MTG will still be psychotic

[NNadir]

8. Thank you Winston!

[dixiechiken1]

16. *snort* 😏

[LakeArenal]

5. Our car once broke down on Christmas Eve.

We spent hours with that person at a dive bar waiting for a tow.

PS Additional charges for making the tow guy out Christmas Eve.

[dchill]

14. I love holiday travel stories!

[WiVoter]

6. Accurate

To a T!

[IronLionZion]

7. More like the crazy person screaming nonsense on a street corner

[Warpy]

9. I don't see her as a sweaty drunk

She's the golden girl, worst bully in her high school, bullied her way onto the cheerleading squad, bullied other people into doing a lot of her homework for her, tone deaf but bullied her way onto the megachurch choir, you get the picture.

It's time for the bully to get a bloody nose, at least metaphorically. I hope her district sees beyond the bottle blonde hair and not only votes her out, but by an absolutely humiliating margin, sending her home in disgrace. Home will be very uncomfortable as all her victims smell blood in the water. She will count the days until she can try to bully her way into a lobbying company.

[KS Toronado]

12. You know what would happen if.........

I turned my homework in with your handwriting McFly?
I'll get kicked off the cheerleading squad!

[Initech]

10. I called her a walking meme factory.

She says what are literally all the memes that are posted on your MAGA / Qultist friends / relatives Facebook pages. This woman does not have an original thought of her own. She just says what the MAGA / Qult wants to hear.

[Celerity]

11. Sweaty G

[BlueJac]

13. I thought that was a kind description of a BOZO!

She doesn't qualify for kindness! Just saying.

[Cozmo]

15. Personally, I think she's on steroids

[TheBlackAdder]

17. Her best chance at a Bar Night Tantric Sex Hookup?

.

Give the drunkest guy one of these.

There comes a point in tantric sex hookups when the most repulsive beasts start to look at untouchables instead of looking at the gnomes they should be sexing. Many tantric sex gurus resolve to put blinders on the victims in an effort to get these repulsive beasts to look better. Fuggles Training Goggles distort the drunk victim's view and allow the repulsive beast to look moderately boneable to them, which increases hookup possibilities.


FUGGLES: NOTHING'S FUGLY IF YOU CAN'T GET A CLEAR VIEW OF IT

.

[VGNonly]

20. Great big gobs

of greasy grimy gazpacho guts.