Fuck You Steven Seagal

[gab13by13]

That is all I have to say to the traitor.

[qazplm135]

1. Van Damme

was way better (better being a very relative term in this case).

[maxrandb]

2. Who?

I actually had to go to my Google search and type; "is Steven Seagal even still alive?"

[Tommy Carcetti]

3. I mean, he's been known to be a Kremlin tool for years.

And he's always been considered a joke of an actor. No one takes him seriously.

So he's all yours, Putin.

If you want Scott Baio, Kevin Sorbo and Ricky Schroeder, I'm sure they'd be yours for the taking as well.

[dogknob]

6. The pilot for "Putie Loves Chachi" never got picked up.

[Carlitos Brigante]

4. "Raise your hand if you've never been choked out by Gene LeBell to the point

of shitting yourself........ not so fast, Steven!!"

[Thtwudbeme]

5. oh, holy shit- that guy's still alive?

I can't even remember what he was in.

Well, whatever. Just ignore him- he's a has been....and won't ever have the fame he craves. Let him suffer.

[Raine]

7. Agreed, what an ass he is! 🤢 🤮 nt

[eppur_se_muova]

8. "You must think I'm the worst host ever!" "No, that would be Steven Seagal."

Seagal's fate as "worst host ever" (Comic Book Store Guy's voice) was sealed when Jason Patric hosted. He did the self-reflexive monologue that included a talk with Lorne Micheals. When Lorne told him how awful the monologue was going, Patric said, "You must think I'm the worst host ever." Lorne said, "No, that would be Steven Seagal." Funny 'cause that was two or three episodes after Seagal. And 'cause it's true.