This is straight up hilarious!

[Soph0571]

Man has to make his money, and try and fix the last decade at the same time

[smirkymonkey]

1. I'm in!

I always really admire anyone with a sense of humor. Especially when their circumstances are so dire. I would have gone to the bank and taken money out to give this guy!

[samnsara]

25. i gave 1$ to a guy holding a sign asking for beer money

[ornotna]

2. That's called playing to the crowd

The man knows who is most likely to give him a handout.

[RKP5637]

3. Perfect!!!!!!!!!!! n/t

[bucolic_frolic]

4. Time travel and Kahuna Magic really could fix a lot of things

Hope researchers can add karma sauce as well

[Laffy Kat]

5. I would contribute to that! nt

[keithbvadu2]

6. Born in 1946

Carrying that condom in daddy's wallet for two years might have broken the seal.

[DENVERPOPS]

28. I have always thought

that Daddy was every bit as big a whore monger as Donnie, and had visited Russia on "business" so many years ago. That would go a long ways in explaining how Putin came into being.........
.
Trump & Putin......brothers, with different mothers!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then your comment kicks in !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks keith

[rsdsharp]

32. Yep. Neither Trump nor any of his siblings were born

in 1943 or 44.

[Chainfire]

7. I was driving my business partner through town, when he asked me

to wheel into a convenience store. I stopped he was in and out quickly with two six-packs of beer. He asked me to go back the way we came, being quite curious, I complied. What I had missed was a person holding a sign, that said, "I need money for beer." My partner told me that he never trusted giving them money, so he bought the beer.

I will say that the sign holder was quite happy, and retired the corner with his beer.

[Picaro]

8. I'd give him money

[BobTheSubgenius]

9. I'd give him money.

Is there anyone here that wouldn't?

[I_UndergroundPanther]

10. That guy would have my money.

Thats brilliant.

[SergeStorms]

11. Does he have a GoFundMe?

I'll donate, I'll donate, I'll donate!!!!!

[soldierant]

12. A vasectomy would be better ...

You could give him a condom, but he'd jhave to use it, and frankly, I don't see ol' Fred being either smart enough - or sefless enough - to do that.

[SergeStorms]

34. Castration.

I vote for castration. What the hell, cut all his junk off, then maybe he wouldn't have been such a prick to people in his lifetime.

[wendyb-NC]

13. Sure it would have prevented

the orange blowhard scumbag from having gotten elected in 2016, it's a stellar investment.

[DENVERPOPS]

29. Wasn't there a "Twilight Zone" that followed this theme ?????

person travels back in time, does something, and comes back to real time & finds that an even worse person had come into power????

Maybe that is what happened, and how we got Trump???????????? AND all the Republican Senators?????????????

[Captain_New_York]

14. Wrong language

Since he was really the son of a Nazi, spirited out of the collapsing 3rd Reich. It would be “das Kondom“

Read Holcroft Covenant

[Blue Owl]

15. Bwah!

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

16. Read the book

Making History by Stephen Fry, in which a person manages to make sure Hitler was never born. Incredibly good.

[AdamGG]

17. Go back further and give his grandfather a condom

His father was a douchebag too.

[FakeNoose]

31. I hate to tell you, but the granddaddy was almost as bad

He came to the US (and Canada) to run a whorehouse for the 49-ers. By that I mean the goldminers who flocked to California and up north in Canada when they discovered gold in 1849. Granddad Chump became rich, and moved back to the New York area to invest in real estate. I read that he died young and his son Fred (Chump's dad) took over the real estate business and became partners with his mother. He basically went around Queens and bought up cheap properties, fixed them up and rented them out.

The original source for the money was pimping for the goldminers. Most of those miners ended up losing their shirts anyway. Only a few ever got rich.

[Marcuse]

33. The Prime Minister trolls the president with a photo of his grandfather's Canadian brothel.

Grandpa‘s citizenship was revoked and he was banished by Bavaria for draft dodging. Go figure. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/nov/21/trump-grandfather-friedrich-banished-germany-historian-royal-decree

[JohnnyRingo]

18. We had one here in NE Ohio by the Wal Mart

His sign said he was saving up for a ticket to Florida so he could punch Donald Trump in the nose.
That was worth a buck was imagining it.

[jfz9580m]

19. It works on more than one level

That unfortunate man appears to be homeless. I am glad he has a sense of humor about it, but it is actually a somewhat tragic image. When I see the images like these, I do not feel as though society has changed all that much from the one described in George Orwell's less known masterpiece, Down and Out in London and Paris, describing the lives lead by so-called tramps in London/Paris in the early 1900s. A very saddening but powerful read.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_and_Out_in_Paris_and_London

I wonder what kinds of lives people in such lousy circumstances lead from day to day. No developed country should have people living in such harsh circumstances..

This is from just last week:
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216581462
America's homeless ranks graying as more retire on streets

A horribly depressing read..in some ways I find developed world poverty even starker sometimes than that in the under-developed countries. It is different but just as grim if not worse.

And one toxic side effect of these conspiracy theories about "actors" (Alex Jones/Sandy Hook) is that it allows people to feel ok about ignoring the plight of people like these. Nobody likes to feel uncomfortable about brutal realities like these..much more convenient to convince oneself that such people are all lazy, addicted etc. or liars/actors etc. We are an unpleasant sort of species in some ways.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

20. LOL!!

Thanks for sharing!

That pan handler would get money from me, just for the creativity.

[calimary]

21. Don't I wish...

[Emile]

22. I like his imagination, I would give him money!

[XacerbatedDem]

23. I don't know.

I remember when I was working at a day labor place out in Vegas, and I had to walk 10-15 blocks to catch the bus to get back home after working an eight hour shift doing construction clean-up.

So, I get to the bus stop and there's a guy practically standing in the street with a sign that read, "Why lie, need money for beer." He finally got tired and walked over to the bus stop and sat down beside me.

Of course, curiosity got the best of me and I asked him how much he made doing that, and he told me what he got for just 2 hours holding that sign. It was more than I had made working my ass off that entire day.

Vegas may be different, but back home in Missouri, I've seen the same thing. I was homeless for 2 years, I never asked anyone for a single penny. But I did take advantage of the once a day free lunch at the Salvation Army. Those people are lifesavers. The rest of the time, I had a canning route up by the college I used to gather and recycle aluminum cans to make money. It was a hard life, but somehow I survived.

[grantcart]

24. Admire your grit

[Kid Berwyn]

27. Integrity.

More than all the money in the world, understanding, developing and keeping one’s integrity makes all the difference in life.

[DENVERPOPS]

30. Thanks Kid

There are many of us here that follow that train of thought. And no matter what happens, we will continue to try and achieve that (and other goals) so that we can sleep at night. Regardless of what surrounds us............

[Shermann]

26. But but what if he's a false flag panhandler?

In other words, a hardcore homeless Trumper manipulating the more liberal types?

[Paper Roses]

35. Best post of the day, week, month, year!

If this man was near me, I'd buy him lunch!

[Martin68]

36. I'd donate to that! Great way to panhandle.