Just watched the trailer for Tucker Carlson's "The End of Men". First, I laughed and then

[Atticus]

I threw up a little in my mouth.

Tucker is concerned that men today do not have enough testosterone. His film communicates this by showing nude or semi-nude male hunks exercising, bathing and, apparently, getting their crotch "recharged" from a glowing appliance of some sort!

I wish I was kidding.

The very thought that Tucker is some sort of authority on "what makes a man" is beyond silly.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

1. Are bow ties manly?

Does he interview Madison Cawthorn on the topic of enduring marriage and raising little monster men?

Did he show pictures of shirtless putZin?

[keroro gunsou]

35. no... but...

they are cool, just ask this dude:

?crop=0.668xw:1.00xh;0.0374xw,0&resize=768

Matt Smith makes bow ties look good. Tucker, not so much.

[CTyankee]

2. I love the thought of the crotch re-charger!

I'd like to see all the male Rs in Congress lined up to get their recharge.

[Atticus]

4. I doubt that geldings can be helped. nt

[2naSalit]

6. One can only hope...

That they do and the end result makes them incurably impotent.

[niyad]

32. Some states of being are indeed incurable.

[2naSalit]

59. Well now...

You've got a good point there.

[Emile]

13. I think it has something to do with covid penis dysfunction.

[GoCubsGo]

50. That's kind of what it is, actually.

The guy is getting it's red light therapy, which is featured elsewhere in that creepy video. Pro athletes and others use it for pain relief and general therapy after competition and hard trainingg. They're basically "re-charging" their tissues. If you watch the video again, you'll notice one of those half-naked musclemen standing in front of a wall of red lights. IMHO, that guy shining the light on his junk is treating his man parts after using them in manly-man ways. His abundant testosterone has worn out his manhood by having so much sex (with women, of course) that he needs the red light therapy on it.

[Walleye]

3. Tucker giggles like a 12 year old girl. Real manly

[Novara]

5. Hey Tucker! Sorry about your penis!

The problem is, there is far TOO MUCH testosterone running rampant in insecure little boys like Tucker.

Think about it: does a confident man ever worry about testosterone levels in his peers? Or himself, for that matter?

Way to show the world just how small your dick is, Tucker.

[sop]

7. Who knew Tucker was into homoeroticism?

[KS Toronado]

22. Will he have the "balls" to come out of the closet live on air?

[area51]

34. +1

George Takei said Carlson's video was gay.

[paleotn]

47. It seems rife among that reich wing.

[2naSalit]

8. A couple of horrible thoughts...

If he gets everyone to use that glowy thing and it shrinks their youknowwhats, he'll have a bigger one.

He must hold stock on those OTC testosterone pills they sell at wallywerld. Gotta wonder what's really in that stuff.

And...

You know that if he told his apostles to hook their youknowwhats up to a 12V battery they would.


Zombies

[3Hotdogs]

9. Fuck. No link?

Here I was, looking forwa

[underpants]

38. Link here. It's hilarious ...not that there's anything wrong with that. Of course. Of course.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216600035

[The Wizard]

10. Could Tucker

be secretly attracted to men? Or is he just spreading fallacies for his QAnon / Russian patrons?

[BigBearJohn]

11. Mr. Bowtie is talking about masculinity? LMFAO

[AverageOldGuy]

12. Did the video mention . . .

. . . Jerry Falwell, Jr., Mrs. Falwell, Jr., and the Pool Boy?

[The Jungle 1]

14. Wonder what Schmucker thinks about the men who walked around with powdered wigs.

Or those very fashionable stockings and black shoes with buckles.
A nice waistcoat on a hot day.
The stuff our founders wore daily.
Well I guess it is fair to say that a man who gets up in the morning and spends an hour putting on his makeup and fixing his hair may be leaning towards the feminine side. Yo, trump know anything about that.

[niyad]

33. And yet, not every person on the feminine side spends an hour a day on hair

and makeup.

[The Jungle 1]

39. I know but I had to create an insult somehow.

One that the right and schmucker would object to. I know that insult about trump works. My republican friends hate that line. I think it is a very good line of attack.
To me it is actually funny what some people think is necessary for their appearance.

[Blue Owl]

16. The most surprising element in Tuckers fantasy video

Was that he didn’t include the shirtless photo of Vladdy on the horse — you know both he and Donny have a framed 5’ x 8’ portrait of that image hanging above their headboards.

And speaking of Donny, where is the fat man with fancy hair and orange makeup — isn’t he their alpha MAGA man?

[Achilleaze]

17. Republican Penis Rechargers (RPR) are selling like sex dolls

You really need to have one, apparently, if you are going to make a respectable showing at any of the Republican drug-and-sex orgies you attend.

[usaf-vet]

54. Prostate Cancer.... here is a little medical fact..... the energy source for prostate cancer cells..

..... testosterone! Sssh!.......don't tell the repugs.

[NickB79]

64. A coworker was put on estrogen treatment for his prostate cancer

Between that and surgery, he's cancer free for the past two years.

[usaf-vet]

65. Absolutely that is the treatment (Lupron). Hot flashes are one of the side effects.

Lupron is a type of hormone therapy for prostate cancer. It works by lowering the amount of testosterone in a person's body, which helps slow the growth of cancer cells. Doctors often prescribe hormone therapies in combination with radiation therapy or following surgery.

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/324480

[NickB79]

18. Men don't have as much testosterone as they used to

That is a verified fact. Exposure to chemical pollution has caused a sharp drop in testosterone and sperm counts over the past 50 years. It has the potential to become a very serious issue in a few decades, with fertility problems increasing.

If Tucker were really concerned though, he'd lobby for a stronger EPA instead.

[burrowowl]

28. Yes it is getting very seious

[Locrian]

31. yep

And contrary to the "too much testosterone roid-rage" - a lot of times its the low T that causes the anger, insecurity and fear that is so typical of the fox new crowd

[smirkymonkey]

58. Is it psychological?

If it's actually biological, then why don't women act like angry, entitled toddlers all the time?

[Locrian]

66. well...

From what I see on a daily basis living in a pretty high maga country there is plenty of angry spoiled adults of both sexes.
They seem to be having melt downs on a daily basis.

I would imagine toxic stress is a big factor, but I don't discount the role of our pesticide, hormone, processed chemical laden food supply.

[Jetheels]

49. Brain size in humans has been decreasing for 30,000 years too.

[NickB79]

62. Ironically, smaller brains seem to make us smarter

https://phys.org/news/2011-02-brains-smarter.html

Apparently we're just getting more efficient at using brain power, so we're evolving smaller, more compact brains.

Whereas lower sperm counts don't make us more fertile.

[Jetheels]

63. Bigger, smaller, smarter, dumber,

by reading the news on any given day, there sure is overwhelming evidence to convince me that humans have not evolved much in tens of thousands of years.

[richdj25]

19. No disrespect to anyone on these boards but

paying attention to the likes of Carlson is giving him and fox news exactly what they want. I've never watched the channel, even if it's on at airports and such. Many of you will say that I'm burying my head in the sand and avoiding what the other side is up to but that's not true. I stay engaged in all elections and participate in civil rights matters, etc., which goes against things GOP.

My world here in Maryland doesn't even mention the likes of fox, et al. It's about taking care of business and setting things right with the wayward Supreme Court, voting and abortion rights.

The other side has its host of Deplorables, which aren't coming back. It's done. It's a new day, so treat it as such.

Going to be one heck of a battle taking on 400 plus years of the establishment. Dr King fought until his death....why not the rest of us.

[Atticus]

21. I watched the clip on MSNBC, where it was heartily ridiculed. nt

[YoshidaYui]

20. Maybe Tucker is

Gay?

[bucolic_frolic]

23. Euphemism for microwaving TV dinners

It's all subliminal

[FailureToCommunicate]

24. Tuckums is a pathetic little milk-sop. And his male role model is a shirtless murdering

tyrant. So, maybe loss of some genocidal testosterone would be a good thing for the world.

I always hesitate to click on any mention or picture of his ugly constipated mug...

It just makes me want to

[Septua]

25. Tucker is pure opportunist...

..nothing more or less. He has been to numerous rodeos.

https://newrepublic.com/article/163567/tucker-carlson-profile-lost-mind

[vlyons]

26. can women also enjoy that crotch recharger?

I wonder if it would be as good or better than my vibrator?

[Emile]

29. I know LuckyCharms said yesterday he shined a flashlight on his stub

for a couple hours and got nothing out of it.

[Layzeebeaver]

36. 9v for pleasure - 12v for pain

General rule of thumb. 😎

[VGNonly]

27. The glowing crotch recharger

is like something from Goldmember.

[niyad]

30. Thank you for this. I was wondering yesterday what that image of the little f***er

holding what looked like an electrical outlet meant.

[Alvin the Terrible]

37. Tucker Carlson an authority?

The very thought that Tucker is some sort of authority on anything is beyond silly.

[niyad]

45. An authority on silly, at least.

[plimsoll]

40. What an elitist. Doesn't he know you buy an F350 to park in the driveway of your subdivision.

Seriously every real man knows that's how you deal with testosterone problems.

[Buns_of_Fire]

41. Maybe Elon Musk will add a suitable port to the Tesla rechargers.

The car plugs in here, the willy plugs in here. DO NOT PLUG THE WILLY INTO THE CAR PORT!!!

[niyad]

43. you nearly owed me a keyboard.

[Ligyron]

42. Didn't we see Trump and his Saudi hosts beta testing a prototype?

You know, back during his state visit?

I’m starting to think testosterone should be a controlled substance.

[niyad]

44. It certainly seems to be a toxic one.

[dameatball]

46. Haven't seen it but kudos to those who report back from the nether regions of the netherworld.

[Emile]

57. Here is the video. You should watch it, you'll get a kick out of it!

Link to tweet

[cilla4progress]

48. More..wow!

Link to tweet

?t=D1_PPZG-TuzPcC2QqkAl0w&s=19

[Baitball Blogger]

51. Tucker Carlson doesn't come across to me as someone who has a lot of testerone.

As a woman, he just comes across who tries to over-compensate because he does come across wimpy-like.

[Pepsidog]

52. It's true. Republican men need their crotch recharged. I'm happy to say Dems have great crotches.

[PatrickforB]

53. Wow. A crotch recharging device....wow!

I don't know what to say

So, after I recharge the old crotch, then what? Some ivermectin? A glass of urine tea? Followed by wrapping my head up snugly in tin foil!

Yes, that's it...

On edit: Okay, I had to watch the trailer. Yep. That crotch recharger is some deal! I still don't know what to say. I suppose ridiculous might do it...

[struggle4progress]

55. Carlson's homoerotic 'End of Men'

BY KHALEDA RAHMAN ON 4/17/22 AT 6:04 AM EDT

... The teaser trailer for ... "The End of Men," features plenty of shots of shirtless, muscly men ... wrestling, chopping wood, firing guns and .. standing with .. arms outstretched while .. genitals are "charged" ...

The trailer prompted .. responses ... suggesting it could serve as an ad for gay dating app Grindr.

"This is actually real. Evidently he likes men without shirts, which may explain the Putin obsession," Republican Rep. Adam Kinzinger wrote ...

https://www.newsweek.com/tucker-carlson-end-men-doc-mocked-homoerotic-1698482

[Arkansas Granny]

56. I saw that last night and thought it must be a hoax.

I'm not sure what message he's trying to send, but I just don't see TC engaging in any of those activities.

[NNadir]

60. If this idiot was interested in real men, he should look at Joe Biden. But of course, this...

...mindless trust fund brat is just a little boy, and doesn't understand even remotely what a real man might be.

[Mz Pip]

61. At first

I thought this couldn’t possibly be real. It’s so ridiculous. Then I though Tucker’s graphics department must be pranking him. It’s like a parody of every male stereotype.

Just waiting for his fans to start sticking their junk in Tesla charging ports.