Welcome Your Newest Federal Judge, It's This Batsh*t 33-Year-Old Who Will Live Forever

[LetMyPeopleVote]

This lady was rated as "not qualified" by the ABA and was confirmed after the election. The Federalist Society had ran out of qualified candidates and so TFG and MoscowMitch confirmed this idiot before Joe was sworn in

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https://www.wonkette.com/33-year-old-federal-judge

Just because Trump has been voted out of office doesn't mean he's going to stop fucking everything up for decades to come.
Yesterday, a 33-year-old woman who has never tried a case was given a lifetime appointment to the federal bench. She has only been out of law school for eight years.

Kathryn Kimball Mizelle, wife of Trump stooge Chad Mizelle, graduated college in 2009 and law school in 2012. She has practiced law for a total of four (4) years.

Now, she is a United States District Court judge for the Middle District of Florida.

The lame duck Senate confirmed Mizelle on Wednesday, by a party-line vote of 49 - 41.

With this confirmation, Mitch McConnell upended a 123-year-old Senate tradition of declining to confirm appointments by a president who lost reelection.

[In It to Win It]

1. I read an excerpt of the opinion on this case and it looks like a teenager wrote it

[Nevilledog]

22. Laurence Tribe wasn't impressed

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Laurence Tribe
@tribelaw
She did it without even an oral argument! No wonder she earned a really rare ABA rating of “unqualified” to be a federal judge. Her opinion is a shambles, filled with unsupported medical claims as though she were an expert in fields about which she knows even less than about law!

Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦
@RonFilipkowski
Judge Kathryn Kimball Mizelle, who overturned airplane mask mandate today, with mentor.
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8:41 PM · Apr 18, 2022

[Demovictory9]

2. ugh

[Budi]

3. 2016 was the ball game.

Courts, human rights, voting rights, women's rights, citizen's united, fairness doctrine...& more.

Only one saw this coming & her warnings were ignored, shouted over, mocked.

Why?
You're either for this or against it.
There was no other choice.

[Initech]

15. This is exactly why I say elections matter at every level!

Don't want this unqualified, partisan dolt making decisions like this? Then vote in every election! Doesn't matter what it is!

[Budi]

17. K & R. Thank You!

[brooklynite]

4. But she's not the "newest Federal Judge".

Biden's appointment is.

[OilemFirchen]

5. The article is from November 19, 2020. (n/t)

[Nevilledog]

6. Everything is corrupt

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Joe
@DempseyTwo
Do you remember when I told you about Chad Mizelle from DHS being hired for Jared’s Affinity investment thing where got the $2B from the Saudi’s? Remember how I said his wife was a federal judge and how she was deemed ‘not qualified’? 🤦🏼‍♂️👇🏻

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen
@NoLieWithBTC
This is Kathryn Kimball Mizelle. She is a Federalist Society judge who worked for Clarence Thomas. The American Bar Association said she is unqualified to hold office, but Republicans confirmed her anyway after Trump lost.

She just ruled the CDC can’t require masks on planes.
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3:15 PM · Apr 18, 2022

[Polybius]

19. 35?

She looks like 47.

[Nevilledog]

20. Being evil only seems easy, but it takes its toll.

[bluestarone]

7. If i fly i wear a mask! What bothers me is

This GD judge should NOT get the final say here. I wish they would appeal so she loses her ass.

[karynnj]

8. I personally will favor any airline flying the route that says as a private company, THEY REQUIRE

MASKS. I assume a private company has the write to set conditions.

[bluestarone]

9. Agree!!

[Dial H For Hero]

23. All of the major domestic airlines have now dropped masking requirement, to my knowledge.

[3catwoman3]

10. She looks like Boebert.

Apparently thinks like her, too.

[Wuddles440]

11. Yikes!

Unfortunately she certainly does!

[spanone]

12. again, McConnell.

With this confirmation, Mitch McConnell upended a 123-year-old Senate tradition of declining to confirm appointments by a president who lost reelection.

https://www.wonkette.com/33-year-old-federal-judge

[RaDaR63]

13. I think the term "Batsh*t" is sexist af.

It's usually followed by crazy and always directed at women.

As for the judge, she sounds horrible.

[Haggis 4 Breakfast]

14. You've obviously never listen to Lewis Black's stand-up.

He uses it all the time and it's not sexist.

[Initech]

16. I use it all the time regardless of sex.

Tucker Carlson is batshit crazy, as is Sean Hannity.

[tenderfoot]

24. I have a family member who's BATSHIT crazy

He's a guy.

[Budi]

18. Federalists would have her on the SC as soon as it could be 'arranged'

Has Clarence Thomas returned to work yet?
Or is he still in hiding.

[Initech]

21. George Carlin was right - it's a big club and we're not in it.

[Budi]

25. Yup. Pretty much!

[allegorical oracle]

26. He'll obey whatever Ginnie tells him to do. n/t

[LetMyPeopleVote]

27. This opinion is a piece of shit

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