Marjorie Taylor Greene puzzling out how live television works

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Cathy E. Walker @CatCatWalk1957 1h
JUST IN: Marjorie Taylor Greene appears scared about having to testify under oath Friday on her role in the insurrection to determine if she can stay on the ballot: “They’re going to allow the press in the courtroom. They’re going to allow the whole thing to be videoed live!”IJS.

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[dweller]

1. Yes

Yes they are, you stupid, stupid twit

and it will be 🔥


✌🏻

[Hoyt]

2. The ignorant rubes -- the 80% who voted for trump in her district -- will back her.

[Initech]

3. These idiots want to run the country? I wouldn't trust them to run a 7-11.

[Effete Snob]

4. Funded attorneys

Oh shit, funded attorneys!

They’re the worst kind!

[SergeStorms]

10. Trump World knows nothing.....

about "funded attorneys". There will be some scrambling for them to suss this out. Trump thinks they work for free, just for the honor of representing him and being able to use his "brand" for advertising. 🙄

[Deuxcents]

5. The press? Cameras? Why should that bother her?

She seeks their attention and now she’s “puzzled “?

[peggysue2]

6. Awwwwww

Poor baby. I'm sure we'll all play our tiny violins.

F*ck around, Marge. And find out.

[Blue Owl]

7. Person. Man. Woman. Camera. TV. Does that dumb it down enough?

[Frasier Balzov]

9. That sounds familiar.

Wasn't that Trump's recap of his cognition test?

[Effete Snob]

12. It was his recap of watching porn

[ck4829]

28. LOL

[ZonkerHarris]

8. Oh my she's going to get a case of the vapors and will need to lie down for a spell.

[colorado_ufo]

11. I wrote the other day that I thought she looked scared, in another video.

Another poster asked how I knew that. Well, her voice; her stumbling over words; her "flat" affect; her posture (if she held her arms any stiffer and tighter she wouldn't be able to breathe); and more. She sounds like a kid trying to make up a plausible lie as to why she got suspended from school.

[yardwork]

19. I see the same in her video.

Maybe Putin stopped funding her lawyers.

[SmallFry]

13. "Funded attorneys."

🤣

[Emile]

14. Slimy traitorous no good pos should be scared! I want her

and Trump behind bars!

[Walleye]

15. Pathological liars should be scared of testifying under oath

[Liberal In Texas]

16. Because of course showing the people exactly what is going on is somehow "woke"

or whatever word without meaning they're focused on these days. If the press isn't there she can spin the testimony anyway she wants. Kind of embarrassing getting shown up on live TV about being a traitor.

And if it's being streamed live then it isn't of course edited or dishonestly edited. Dishonest editing is what Fox does. If she doesn't want the media showing the stupid things she says maybe she shouldn't say them.

[obamanut2012]

17. "Funded Attorneys"

Like she's a Funded Crossfit Box Owner? Does she let people join her box for free?

[Volaris]

23. Just her personal trainer, apparently.

I'll be here all week. Tip your servers.

[PJMcK]

18. Hey, Marj!

Court proceedings are almost always open to the public. That means the press can attend. Your case will help determine if you are a traitorous seditionist who is disqualified from running for Congress. The country needs to know the truth. We can handle it. Can you?

By the way, here's a pro-tip: Don't lie. It'll cause you even more trouble.

[Whiskeytide]

20. What are you afraid is coming out, Marge? n/t

[likesmountains 52]

21. The Jenna Ellis show? Who knew?

[lagomorph777]

22. The video of her that I want to see...

...is the security camera footage of her pre-insurrection tours.

[ck4829]

24. K&R

[gratuitous]

25. Don't use the word "crazy" too much, Marjorie

Keep something in reserve, yanno?

[XacerbatedDem]

26. It's absurd? Don't think she has much of an understanding of that word.

[H2O Man]

27. Recommended.

As bad as so many things are, it still amazes me that this creature got elected to Congress.