aaand....there's an idiot on a Jetski out in New York harbor.

[brooklynite]

Because what could really happen?

[alcibiades_mystery]

1. Yo, that's my cousin, yo

Why you gotta hate for?

[dems_rightnow]

2. Crap

It's the captain of the HMS Bounty. Again.

[eppur_se_muova]

3. Darwin's work requires helpers. nt

[Shrike47]

4. Of course there's a guy on a jet ski.

That's why more males are born than females.

[snooper2]

5. I saw a woman with her two little kids on the boardwalk in Atlantic city a couple hours ago

In the background on CNN...

[pokerfan]

26. LOL

The disposable chromosome...

[Shrike47]

6. Maybe she's tired of motherhood.

You're right, there are idiots of both sexes.

[longship]

7. He wants to listed in the immortal Book of Darwin.

In which so many predecessors have had their names engraved.

All bow down to the pure white light of stupidity!

[nadinbrzezinski]

8. Only one?

Serious, I expected at least ten.

It...happens...every storm.

[aletier_v]

9. Life is about living, not whining

Damn Starbucks closed and sent their staff home and winds aren't even 40mph yet.
Whiners!

[KittyWampus]

10. Last year a windsurfer went out just after Irene and never came back alive

[maxsolomon]

11. I could see sailboarding in these conditions

but jetskiing is just silly.

[rateyes]

12. You cant fix stupid.

Thus, the explanation for Romney voters.

[Lex]

13. Trying to win this year's Darwin Award. nt

[LiberalElite]

14. Desperate for attention -

I figured he just wanted to get on TV and it worked. Looked like a total assjerk.

[Warren DeMontague]

15. AND I CAN STILL POST TO DU WHILE DOING IT!!!!L

THIS 4G CONNECTIION WORKS GRRRRRrrrr .,l,l,pl
L,l
.l

[opiate69]

18. lmao!

[Warren DeMontague]

22. I dont see any storm, either.

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

24. .

Holy shit! that's the funniest thing I've read today.

[KurtNYC]

25. YOLO

[DollarBillHines]

27. I rarely laugh out loud at anything I read.

That was danged funny!

[rad51]

30. Thanks for the laugh.

[BumRushDaShow]

16. I just saw the jetski with Cantore on Tweety

It looked like there were 2 people on it.

[Buns_of_Fire]

28. So I DID see what I thought I saw!

"Ignorance is curable. Stupidity is forever."

[byeya]

17. My problem with this: When he gets into trouble, people will have to try and rescue

him putting the lives in danger and taking these rescuers away from the fierce workload they are already having.
A person like this is involving more than just himself.

[AtomicKitten]

19. Mother Nature is thinning the herd.

[Posteritatis]

20. Ahh, Darwin's pager. (nt)

[Betty88]

21. Under the current conditions

if he gets into trouble he should be billed for his rescue.

[Bucky]

23. If he doesn't land on someone's roof in midtown, I won't look at the article

[slackmaster]

29. It takes the Village People to raise an idiot

[hifiguy]

31. Predictable as the sun rising in the east.

Certain things attract idiots. De-evolution works just as mercilessly as evolution.

[Jennicut]

32. Happens every hurricane. Can't fix stupid.

Or thrill seekers.