George Takei-will Donald end up getting that airport he so desperately wants?

[LetMyPeopleVote]

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[Ocelot II]

1. Don't you have to be dead to get an airport named after you?

That might be a fair trade-off.

[brooklynite]

7. Nope

George Bush Intercontinental Airport, Houston

Bill & Hillary Clinton National Airport, Little Rock

[Ocelot II]

10. Maybe I was thinking of stamps.

I hope to God that when TFG finally achieves his eternal toasty warm reward they don't make a stamp with his ugly mug.

[KS Toronado]

16. I'd like to see him on a stamp

one with Satan's arm around him and the other holding his pitchfork.

[jmowreader]

26. I kinda hope they do

A one-cent stamp with no glue on it. Between the inability to put this on an envelope and the issue that the "Forever" stamp has completely eliminated the need to buy one-cent stamps, the Trump stamp will be only slightly more useful than he is.

[PJMcK]

2. Here's an important point

All of these airports were named for dead presidents.

Hey, Trump!

Want an airport named after you? It’s simple.

Die.

[Ptah]

6. Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter are not dead.

[PJMcK]

8. Oops

My bad.

Still, if Trump were dead…

[LetMyPeopleVote]

11. George H.W. Bush was alive when that airport was renamed

[TreasonousBastard]

3. We better hope not, or it will go down in flames like all of his other projects with his name on it.

[keithbvadu2]

4. Some place that he calls a 'shithole' country would be appropriate.

Some place that he calls a 'shithole' country would be appropriate.

[Enter stage left]

5. They wanted to name one after him...

but it was destroyed in the Revolutionary War.

[Talitha]

22. Winner, winner - Chicken dinner!!!

[Blue Owl]

9. There should be a stipulation that it can only be a Revolutionary War airport

[keithbvadu2]

13. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories

Dearest Martha,
As we await boarding at Dulles I have found one of my soldiers who likes to be called "THE DONALD" has contracted the bone spur and has decided to fly standby. I am most certain we will not see him in battle.
All my love, George

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[fierywoman]

12. I vote for an airport that serves a federal penitentiary.

[Turbineguy]

14. They should name a brand of toilet paper after him.

[TheBlackAdder]

15. The Koch Brothers should pay homage with a Georgia Pacific line, opposite of Brawny. . . Toadstool.

[Ocelot II]

17. I was thinking the name should be Flabby,

which is definitely the opposite of Brawny.

[TheBlackAdder]

18. That's even better.

[roamer65]

21. It fits...he's an asswipe.

[sinkingfeeling]

19. How about 30 miles off the east coast of Palm Beach, Florida?

[doc03]

20. Does Colon, Michigan have an airport. The Donald J. Trump Colon International Airport nt

[RainCaster]

23. Right next to Mar a Logo

With his club under the landing/takeoff strip.

[Celerity]

24. he wanted a parade too

detail

[GoCubsGo]

25. I like how the Little Rock airport was named after two presidents.

Sadly, one of them had her presidency stolen from her. Still, it's something thief will never have. Suck it, Donald.

[jmowreader]

27. Inquiring minds want to know...

Does this airport HAVE to be in the US? There are several perfectly good airports in Siberia we could have named after him.

If it's got to be a US airport, how about Idaho Falls Regional Airport?