Laptop!

[newdayneeded]

Why oh why couldn't trump just have dropped off a laptop at a repair place!

They'd be investigating and reporting on him non stop! Even his base would have been against him, because, you know, laptop, or something....

[Skittles]

1. naw

that shit only works on non-government kin of Democrats

[brooklynite]

2. Trump doesn't use computers...

...for the reason you might expect.

https://slate.com/technology/2018/08/trump-still-doesnt-use-computers-and-calls-an-ipad-the-flat-one.html

[Initech]

3. Hunter's laptop is the new Benghazi.

If the GOP gets back into power, this will be the ultimate circular firing squad argument for the next 2 years.

[newdayneeded]

4. Yep

It's all we'll hear about

[AnyFunctioningAdult]

5. Definitely no Apple products

They are dangerous fruit.