J. D. Crowe (AL.COM) Cartoonist Having A Field Day

[COL Mustard]

With Margarine Traitor Greene and Matt Gaetz. Check the captions! Hilarious and disgusting, all at once.

https://www.al.com/opinion/2022/05/groomers-gonna-groom-matt-gaetz-marjorie-taylor-greene-caption-contest-winners.html

[dalton99a]

1. Kick

[AZLD4Candidate]

6. Majorie, you IQ were any lower, I'd fuck it.

[bucolic_frolic]

2. MTG IDIOT believes she has something useful to contribute to society

Her greatest hits will be remembered, though, and I think the greatest will be "the Gazpacho Police".

[burrowowl]

3. The only intelligent life there would be

the lice!

[Rhiannon12866]

4. Yikes!

You're right on both counts!

[SergeStorms]

5. Three sixes! I knew it.

There's so many good ones. The grooming captions write themselves.

[BWdem4life]

7. My favorite...