Well, I certainly hope you're happy with yourselves.

[Tommy Carcetti]

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If you hadn’t very clearly stolen the election and unjustly deprived Donald Trump of another term in office, we could have been bombing Mexico by now.

I bet you’re just so proud of yourselves.

[Wounded Bear]

1. When I was a young Marine stationed in Southern California...

we use to wish they'd start a war with Mexico so we could fight, but still go home on weekends.

[Irish_Dem]

3. M-F 9-5 War.

Makes sense. Funny.

[LeftInTX]

17. Hopefully this was during another war:

Vietnam, Gulf, Desert Storm or even WWII.

Does the war on drugs count?

[Wounded Bear]

31. Vietnam era...War on Drugs definitely does not count...

[brer cat]

2. It has been a dream of mine for a long time

to bomb Mexico with our Patriot defense system.

God, that idiot is an embarrassment!

[Irish_Dem]

4. Just think, when we were done with Mexico, we could have hit Canada.

So many wasted opportunities.

[Tommy Carcetti]

5. Canadians: They walk among us.

[FakeNoose]

6. Can we settle for blowing up Chump's stupid wall?

I'd vote for that. That wall is an eyesore and it's an insult to Mexico.

[AntivaxHunters]

7. lol niiiiice

[txwhitedove]

9. Howling....

[ariadne0614]

12. +1 n/t

[packman]

13. Ha- Best laff of the day (so far)

[llmart]

14. Now THAT'S funny!

I've never seen that one before, but it is very apt.

[dchill]

16. I don't get it.

[LeftInTX]

19. I don't either

[Whiskeytide]

20. A corn maze with one stalk of corn. They'd get lost easily if more than one. n/t

[dchill]

26. I was kidding.

[Whiskeytide]

28. Well, now I feel as dumb as a Тяцмp supporter. n/t

[dchill]

29. 😜

[ShazzieB]

21. This is what a corn maze is supposed to look like.

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Typically, they're huge and very intricate with thousands upon thousands of cornstalks. MAGAts are so stupid that one cornstalk is all they can handle!

[dchill]

27. I was kidding.

[KS Toronado]

22. They would get lost in there

[Atticus]

8. But,---but,--- why waste our expensive Patriot missiles whe we could just

throw dangerous fruit at them?

[Tommy Carcetti]

11. Duh, the Patriot missiles are to intercept their fruit!

It's a defensive measure and completely justified!

[Whiskeytide]

23. They have avocado guns. Like potato guns, but green. n/t

[packman]

15. Hell, those missiles would never get over that wall he built

Wonder he didn't say Mexico would pay for those missiles - Gawd, makes you appreciate we survived his 4 yr. shitstorm.

[dchill]

18. I don't think we DID get over it. Do you?

[Wednesdays]

24. Just take a look at the SCOTUS

It'll be tRump's gift that keeps on giving.

[packman]

25. The shit may have been flushed, but the odor lingers and lingers and----

[LeftInTX]

30. Bombs in hurricanes. Bombs in clouds

Sinaloa seeks to solve its drought by throwing bombs into the clouds
https://www.mysanantonio.com/business/article/Sinaloa-seeks-to-solve-its-drought-by-throwing-16236144.php

[Emile]

32. Birds are not real. .