If Donald Trump were a Kentucky Derby horse, what would his name be?

[True Dough]

Link to tweet

[CurtEastPoint]

1. Asshole. And look at those fawning bootlickers in those ridiculous outfits. Where's Melatonin?

[yardwork]

21. Right there, to the right of Trump in the pic.

I saw a brief clip while I was watching the run-up to the race and couldn't help but notice that her face has changed again.

[CurtEastPoint]

36. she looks like she's about to hurl on him.

[yorkster]

50. I think that's Kimberly Guilfoyle aka the Mouth.

Jr's gf I think, who shouted, "The best is yet to come!"

at Trump rally on the White House lawn.

[yardwork]

62. Oh, maybe so! They all look alike to me.

[Totally Tunsie]

59. Really? I thought that was Kimberly Gargoyle.

[True Dough]

2. Some of the top responses so far:

Mein Covfefe

Deplorable

Tax Cheat

[leftyladyfrommo]

3. Dump Trump Tub O Lard

[True Dough]

4. This one is hilarious too:

Link to tweet

[mnhtnbb]

5. Putin's Puppet

[Takket]

6. Twice Impeached

Mare of Sluggo. If horse is female

I’m the horse. He’s the ass. (A little long I know)

[True Dough]

7. I would enter him as

Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV

[Midnight Writer]

54. How could anyone possibly remember a complex name like that?

[True Dough]

65. They could only remember

if they were geniuses, like Donald claimed to be based on recalling five words from a dementia test.

[Lovie777]

8. shithole . .....

[RobertDevereaux]

9. Horse's Ass All the Way Along

[we can do it]

10. OrangeAnus

[kentuck]

11. Here comes Golden Turd on the outside...

And he loses by seven lengths...

He says he will challenge the result. Cries foul. Says the race was rigged.

[yardwork]

22. Refuses to leave the track. Gets all the spectators to storm the track and mess it up.

[kentuck]

25. And Rudy climbs out of the stands, screaming something about "trial by combat"...

As Sidney Powell stands on a podium in the infield, yelling that she has proof that the race was stolen from Trump.

[yardwork]

29. And the most infuriating part - everybody acts like it's normal.

All the wealthy Kentucky Derby race goers in their funny hats act like it's all perfectly fine.

[kentuck]

35. Indeed.

We have normalized insanity.

[Norbert]

12. Mushroom Dick

[yardwork]

23. This is my favorite so far.

[CentralMass]

58. That does have a ring to it.

[Maeve]

13. Glue Pot

[Hugh_Lebowski]

26. The Glue Factory or Future Dog Food

were my answers

[muriel_volestrangler]

14. "Pre-race Steward's Inquiry" (nt)

[Paladin]

15. Dead Last. (nt)

[MissMillie]

16. grift runner (n/t)

.

[True Dough]

20. This is excellent!

Well played, MissMillie!

[SallyHemmings]

17. Dumb Ass

[Cracklin Charlie]

18. Hoof Hearted

Dedicated to Keith olbermann.

[LiberatedUSA]

19. Piss Wobble n/t

[Buckeyeblue]

24. Man o' Dung

[True Dough]

30. A tower pile of manure!

No doubt about it.

[Kid Berwyn]

27. Traitor

Putin’s Puppet also ran

[tavernier]

28. American Shame

[True Dough]

31. Fitting

Well done, tavernier.

[fightforfreedom]

32. The Race Was Stolen.

No One Runs Better Than I.

Covid Going Away.

Little Hooves.

[bif]

33. Agent Orange

I like The 400-pound Slab of Human Gristle, but it's too long.

[samnsara]

34. poor me

[MacKasey]

37. Fat Ass

[lastlib]

38. AnusMOuth. Same as now.

[eppur_se_muova]

39. Reliable bet to place. nt

[neeksgeek]

40. Grab 'Em

[hatrack]

41. Criminal Citation

Whore Admiral
Shitbiscuit
American Pharaoh
Spectacular Bid On My Money-Laundering Properties

[Celerity]

64. +1

[keithbvadu2]

42. Snowflake

[Emile]

43. Rounding turn four and down the stretch ORANGE TURD in last place.

[Hotler]

44. Shit Stain. ... nt

[sky_masterson]

45. Spent condom

[MineralMan]

46. Assface

[2naSalit]

47. Royal Ass Bite.

[Celerity]

48. Stable Dotard

[Roland99]

49. Traitor Trotter. Stormy's Secret

[LiberalFighter]

51. Diarrhea Cryhea

[Donkees]

52. F.N. Loser

[Achilleaze]

53. Fartfull Dodger

[Dave says]

55. Sludge Flow

[ProudMNDemocrat]

56. Dumb Fuck

[TeamProg]

57. Shitstain NoBrain n/t

[Totally Tunsie]

60. Wun Dum Fuk

[taxi]

61. Twice Scratched

[Drum]

63. Lardass

[Wicked Blue]

66. Russky Shitbag nt

[budkin]

67. Orange Feces

[Blue Owl]

68. Make A Squish

[allegorical oracle]

69. Classless Hack. nt