Rand Paul Is Obviously A Russian Asset

[DanieRains]

No other explanation.

[underpants]

1. Proving his loyalty

even if it’s an empty gesture like his life.

[Sneederbunk]

2. Russian Asshat.

[Blue Owl]

3. Putin's Rug Doktor

[TwilightZone]

4. An alternative explanation:

He's just an asshole. I don't discount the possibility that he has ties to Russia, but at the same time, he's also clearly a performance artist, just like his asshole father. He often does stuff simply for attention.

[mitch96]

5. Follow the money.. especially donations to his campaign. If putin is paying the bill it explains

A lot... Politicians complain most of their time is spent asking for donations from constituents. If putin is paying it frees up a lot of time and aggravation... tempting for a low life like him..
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[JustAnotherGen]

6. As much as I want Booker to win

I fear the people of Kentucky will do what they always do -

Mosey in and vote for Rand because - Reasons! *sigh*

[lame54]

7. The fur hat he always wears is a complete giveaway

[dalton99a]

8. So is his father

It is a family tradition