Cawthorn's next job? any guesses?

[MissMillie]

I've been thinking of something witty/clever/ironic to say about it and keep coming up empty.

I know you folks won't disappoint.

[Sneederbunk]

1. Walmart Greeter.

[efhmc]

25. Nope. The greeters at my local WM are nice older people. He would not do.

[Norbert]

63. I don't think 'What the F*UCK are you here for?' is part of the Walmart lexicon

Link to tweet

[MissMillie]

96. Something like this?

[underpants]

2. OANN or NewsMax or RT

[Voltaire2]

16. This is the correct answer.

[obamanut2012]

23. I would agree, except he is glaringly inarticulate

Especially when not speaking from a prepared speech.

So, although I think they will hire him, it won't be for long. Plus, he is a sexual harassing creep.

[onenote]

57. +1

[ProfessorGAC]

93. If OANN Is Around

They're hemorrhaging cash & viewership in primetime is lower than a couple hundred hundred of YouTube channels. (I read it's down to under 15,000, in primetime, all platforms)
Ad buys are ridiculously cheap, and the monied interests behind them will only accept a loss leader getting eyeballs. They're paying for truly nothing.
RT seems the most likely. He's probably already on the payroll.

[treestar]

107. +1

yup

[gab13by13]

3. Fluffer for porn stars.

[Ray Bruns]

5. There it is.

[DBoon]

4. masculinity consultant?

[Chainfire]

6. Airport security?

[kimbutgar]

7. Gay porn actor

During porn creatively from his wheel chair.

Or Fox propaganda channel contributor

[dchill]

37. Not mutually exclusive.

[roamer65]

44. +1000

[Aristus]

8. Well, now he'll have more time for cocaine orgies.

n/t

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

21. He can pass out the key bumps.

[Ocelot II]

9. He'll probably be offered a gig at some extremely right-wing on-line show,

or a podcast or radio talk show - he's too far out there even for Fox. But I predict that he'll start having substance abuse problems, if he isn't already; and he'll fall apart completely and become unable to hold any kind of job, even as a commentator for the lunatic fringe. The kid is a hot mess and he'll only get worse.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

29. I'm afraid you're right, and I wouldn't wish what's about to happen to him on anybody. NT

See my other post in this thread for a link to a thread about him in Editorials & Other Articles.

[marmar]

10. The Wingnut Welfare program will deliver for him.

Newsmax?

[tanyev]

11. Can he sing?

I’m sure the next Hendersonville community theater production of Cabaret could use him as the Nazi who sings Tomorrow Belongs To Me.

[MissMillie]

48. Now THAT'S what I'm talking about!

Very clever.

[JHB]

12. Basically similar to Sarah Palin's post-2008 career

Conservative media appearer, podcasts, grifting, etc.

[lapfog_1]

13. something in the lumber industry

tree boxing?

[Meowmee]

85. 😹

I have not paid attention to him much but watched a bunch of his scandal videos last night. This is the funniest.

[johnnyplankton]

14. I'm thinking something like a Homoerotic News hour on OANN or Newsmax

He'll be shirtless and Lindsey will be his first guest...

[Miguelito Loveless]

15. Victoria's Secret model?

[RKP5637]

17. The EX-president's personal assistant! n/t

[VWolf]

73. Combining this with response #3 ...

The Ex-President's fluffer


(And now I can't un-see it )

[RKP5637]

82. Yeah!!! Great choices!!! n/t

[Atticus]

18. Head of the "Conservative Morality Department" at Liberty University. nt

[MissMillie]

64. I like that one. (n/t)

.

[LakeArenal]

19. Groomer.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

20. TFG's knob polisher

[Joenobody]

22. Same as now

Right wing grifter.

[jimfields33]

24. Could care less.

I hope today is the last day of discussion of him. No need to discuss him. He’s done.

[MissMillie]

66. Well, I was looking for humor

I don't really care either.

I just know there's a lot of creatively funny people here.

[Kingofalldems]

88. Nope. It is not the last day.

[Kingofalldems]

100. I'll be postiing about him every day.

[vlyons]

26. go fund me grifter

nt

[mahatmakanejeeves]

27. In all seriousness, he's probably going to end up on suicide watch.

He's in a downward spiral, which I recognize because ... um. let's just say, been there, done that. Not to his degree, but he is in big trouble.

He's 26, about to be 27. He's a high school graduate with a host of challenges that he wakes up to every day.

Fri May 13, 2022: 'He's Not OK': The Entirely Predictable Unraveling of Madison Cawthorn

Analysis, not news. Long piece.

Hat tip, Newser, the clickbait site

I wouldn't trade places with this guy for anything. Still, he's picking up a paycheck in return for ... what?

‘He’s Not OK’: The Entirely Predictable Unraveling of Madison Cawthorn

A string of embarrassing incidents has led many to question whether the young congressman from North Carolina was really ready for the job.

By MICHAEL KRUSE

05/13/2022 04:30 AM EDT

Michael Kruse is a senior staff writer at POLITICO and POLITICO Magazine.

HENDERSONVILLE, N.C. — In August of 2015, 16 months after the accident that nearly killed him and left him unable to walk, Madison Cawthorn exchanged text messages with the friend who had fallen asleep at the wheel and careened into a concrete wall. Brad Ledford was about to head off to college. Cawthorn was living with his parents in a house that had been renovated for his wheelchair. He was suing Ledford and Ledford’s father’s business for millions of dollars of medical bills. Phone to phone, the teens bantered back and forth about getting together, but after a while it was clear Cawthorn didn’t want to.

Ledford referenced “the tension” of the court case and lamented they couldn’t hang out “the way we used to.” ... “I miss everything,” Ledford said. ... “I miss everything too,” Cawthorn shot back, unleashing one long, raw message, screens and screens of anguish and loss. ... “I miss my life,” he said. “I miss being able to defend myself … being able to dress myself … being able to use the bathroom without someone helping me … I miss not peeing the bed because I have no control over my penis … not having to have pills keep me alive … being able to compete … being checked out by girls … I miss my pride as a man … the pride my father swelled with when he spoke my name … I miss,” he said, “not having to convince myself every day not to pull the trigger and end it all.”

Four and a half years after Cawthorn contemplated suicide, he was running for Congress. Turning a stirring story of conquering adversity into a shocking political victory, he achieved his most ambitious career goal at a staggeringly early age. And within weeks if not days of being sworn in — at 25 years old one of the youngest members in the history of the House — he had put himself on a short list of the chamber’s most known figures. Now, though, heading into his first reelection, Cawthorn is mired in controversy, facing the very real possibility that the end of his electoral career might come as quickly as it began. Emboldened by Cawthorn’s miscues, misdeeds and array of indiscretions, seven Republican challengers have lined up to try to take him out in Tuesday’s primary, party leaders have abandoned him, and other MAGA firebrands are keeping their distance what with the escalating storm of even just the past few months.

{snip}

The scope of Cawthorn’s troubles is broad, the implications transcending mere politics. More than 70 interviews with people who know Cawthorn, who have worked for him and against him, allies and enemies, activists and operatives and longtime watchers of politics here in the mountains of western North Carolina, paint a picture of a man in crisis. Cawthorn, they say, is an immature college dropout with a thin work resume, a scofflaw and serial embellisher who was neither qualified nor prepared for the responsibility and the scrutiny that comes with the office he holds. They describe him as a person whose ongoing physical pain and insecurities have made him unusually susceptible to the twisted incentives of a political environment and a Trump-led GOP that prizes perhaps above all else outrage and partisan attack.

{snip}

[Ocelot II]

42. This comment sums it all up:

“Politics is like a vice amplifier, where everybody has a need for affirmation, a need to be important, to be recognized. And then when you’re a young man who has a terrible accident like that, and your identity is kind of stripped from you, all of that is amplified even more.”

Cawthorn is likely to become addicted to Oxy or some such thing, and go downhill from there. He's an asshole but I kind of feel sorry for him anyhow.

[NNadir]

46. I reserve my compassion for the people suffering from the bigotry he endorsed.

He should rot in the life he made for himself.

[GreenEyedLefty]

68. I'm afraid you're right

He earned his just desserts by being defeated in the primary, which is exactly what should have happened.

If he decides to live I foresee a tell-all book and perhaps a second life as a never-tr*mper

[FM123]

28. Bean spiller.

He is very angry right now at the GOP who kicked him to the curb, I think he might be willing to spill some beans....

[Hugin]

30. Junior could use a wingman.

Eric ain't working out. He's late for a fishing trip as it is.

[sop]

31. Young Madison has a net worth of $46M.

He'll be a self-financed MAGA troll.

[muriel_volestrangler]

49. I don't think he has the ambition to spend money; he wants to grift it

Selling things to right wing militia types, for instance.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

77. According to a questionable source

Ask yourself, how did Madison Cawthorn come by so much money? He's a high school graduate. That's it. He hasn't inherited much that I know of. What are these assets that Lee Daily says exist? Who is Lee Daily? Where is Lee Daily?

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[sop]

78. Who knows how much he's actually worth. $46M is what he's claiming, but he's a liar.

"Madison Cawthorn Net Worth $46 Million (Forbes 2022) Salary Accident Military"

https://caknowledge.com/madison-cawthorn-net-worth/

(WaPo) - "Cawthorn...received a $3 million settlement from an insurance company, as well as other payments, and is seeking $30 million more, according to court records from several lawsuits related to the case."

[mahatmakanejeeves]

79. This source is just as questionable.

As we have seen on a pair of videos taken by NC state troopers, Madison Cawthorn drives himself around.

Two yachts?

Madison Cawthorn’s Assets & Investments
Madison Cawthorn’s assets include 5 real estate properties, 6 Cars, 2 Luxury Yachts. Madison Cawthorn’s Assets Portfolio also includes Cash Reserves of over $12 Million. Madison Cawthorn also owns an investment portfolio of 10 stocks that are valued at $15 Million.

Madison Cawthorn’s Cars
Madison Cawthorn cannot drive a vehicle and therefore hired two chauffeurs who would drive him around. Madison Cawthorn has recently bought a Tesla Model S for $100,000 USD. Madison Cawthorn also owns an Audi A6 that cost $120,000 USD. A Few other cars owned by Madison Cawthorn are listed below. Also read Ben Shapiro Net Worth.

Madison Cawthorn House
Madison Cawthorn lives in his 9,000 square-foot luxury villa located in Asheville, North Carolina. Madison Cawthorn has bought his property for an estimated price of $10 Million dollars. This property comes with 5 Bedrooms and 7 Bathrooms. Checkout Laura Ingraham Net Worth.

Source: https://historytech.wordpress.com/2013/10/18/tip-of-the-week-iphone-from-the-past/

[Mr.Bill]

92. All those cars

and no driver's license.

[MagickMuffin]

32. Perhaps he can apply for a job in forestry

Seems like a logical occupation. It might take him all day to punch down a single tree but that should keep him busy.

[BlackSkimmer]

33. Only three homophobic posts in response to your question.

Wow, I’m surprised.

Time will tell, I suppose.

[newdayneeded]

53. But. you did see the same videos we did.

Didn't you?

[BlackSkimmer]

62. Not the point.

But you knew that,

[Mz Pip]

34. He'll make the rounds

of the right wing talk shows. Maybe sign on as an “advisor” to some right wing hack.

Become BFF to Stephen Miller.

[rlexx]

35. Back to his old working job the Deep Fryer at Chik-fil-A?

[underpants]

36. From the Twitter

Link to tweet

?s=21&t=6gE2kDIzXJQyWJa-_TXJsg

[Thomas Hurt]

38. Ballwasher at Mar a Quid Pro Quo

[greatauntoftriplets]

39. He'll hawk bitcoin on TV.

[relayerbob]

40. Blow.

That fits no matter which meaning you use, I think.

[sarcasmo]

41. Ben Shapiro bagman.

[Lettuce Be]

43. Porn. He's seems to enjoy posing

[LiberatedUSA]

45. Role in Boogie Nights 2.

Including the prosthetic appendage.

[Turbineguy]

47. He'll join some right-wing-hate-tank

[muriel_volestrangler]

50. Tour guide at Hitler's Berchtesgaden "Eagle's Nest" retreat? (nt)

[beaglelover]

51. Gay porn star.

[beaglelover]

52. Testicle tanner promoter.

[House of Roberts]

54. Grifting from a disabled veterans charity

he starts himself.

[keithbvadu2]

55. Gate guard at GQP cocaine fueled orgies

[muriel_volestrangler]

56. Presenter on RT

See https://edition.cnn.com/2022/03/10/politics/madison-cawthorn-volodymyr-zelensky-comments/index.html

[iscooterliberally]

58. He could replace OJ Simpson in the next Naked Gun movie maybe?

[muriel_volestrangler]

59. Driver's Ed instructor

https://news.yahoo.com/madison-cawthorn-charged-driving-revoked-191346325.html

[muriel_volestrangler]

60. TSA airport security operative

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/apr/26/madison-cawthorn-gun-airport-republican

[lees1975]

61. I'm surprised there's no shrieking or whining about massive voter fraud

but then, more than two thirds of the voters in his own party voted for someone else.

[pwb]

65. Ball sack inspector for the RNC.

He sits at just the right height to get a good look at ball sacks.

[rogue emissary]

67. Onlyfans account.

[Ladythatvotesblue]

69. Next job

Garbage collector.

[AZLD4Candidate]

89. Right wing AM Radio blowhard and Right wing contributor to OAN/Newsmax while running a

right wing cesspool website.

[Midnight Writer]

70. I'm expecting a reality TV show.

[LeftInTX]

75. Oh gosh, you beat me to it!

[jmowreader]

71. Blogger

He will spend the rest of his miserable life writing a blog, which he’ll have to host on a PC in the back room of his house because no hosting provider will allow it.

[3catwoman3]

72. Various right wing talk shows will bring him...

...on when they need someone to stir the rage pot.

[LeftInTX]

74. Reality show on TLC

Seems to work for people who can't get real jobs...

"Welcome to Madison Cawthorn's big fat x-rated coke orgies"...

He will go mainstream with genitals blurred out, but the unedited stuff will be available on porn hub.

[UTUSN]

76. Roger & Nikki STONE's event planner for Swingers, with participation thrown in

[msongs]

80. coat rack for the klan meetings? nt

[eppur_se_muova]

81. He can follow Sean Spicer's lead and appear on Dancing With The Stars.

Maybe not.

[budkin]

83. Cultural sensitivity trainer?

[gratuitous]

84. He doesn't qualify for a pension, being just a one-termer

Or else I'd suggest:

[Meowmee]

86. He needs to be in an institution for a while at least

but I am sure he will end up on fox or something similar.. if that doesn't work out and he can't continue being a maga troll as someone stated above, he can start a biz with his mom installing bibles behind light switches in people's homes.

[Initech]

87. Professional testicle tanner?

[ananda]

90. Anchor on Fox Nooz?

...

[Mr.Bill]

91. Drawbridge Oiler.

Baby Boomer National Lampoon magazine fans will get this.

[brashmonkey]

94. Game tester at Activision

Should fit in fine. Free pizza in lieu of pay.

[llashram]

105. what kind

of tester. This seems like spam

[albacore]

97. Cow pregnancy tester....

[Takket]

98. license plate stamper

[sakabatou]

99. Lobbyist.

[jalan48]

101. Orgy organizer.

[The Grand Illuminist]

102. Is it safe.....

to call Cawthorn a gimp? He deserves to called that after all the damage he caused.

[MissMillie]

106. Cawthorne does not have a disability

He chooses to look stupid.



D'OH! you meant the wheelchair.

[Arazi]

103. Opinionater at Faux, Newsmax or similar

[muriel_volestrangler]

104. OK, who had "QAnon 2.0"?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100216708222