I'd make a "Loudermilk Biscuits" reference, but I fear it will mostly fall on deaf ears.

[Tommy Carcetti]

I was raised a public radio baby. Can't help it.

[Archae]

1. Powdermilk biscuits Hour!

Prairie Home Companion.

[gratuitous]

2. Aren't you a shy person!

I'm glad you have the strength to get up and do what needs to be done. And to make this post.

[jcgoldie]

4. Maybe your problem is...

You aren't getting enough ketchup in your diet...

[gratuitous]

5. These are the golden years for Barbara and me . . .

Say, wouldn't now be a good time for a slice of rhubarb pie?

[jcgoldie]

11. It'll wash the taste of shame and humiliation right out of your mouth!

When its time to write your obituary... don't settle for anything less than a certified English Major...

[jcgoldie]

3. Just look for the brown bag with the stains that are a sign of freshness...

Heaven's they're tasty and expeditious!

[nuxvomica]

6. while Loudermilk is pasty and extra-seditious

[LastDemocratInSC]

10. Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

[Atticus]

7. "Goodness, they're tasty!" nt

[NoRethugFriends]

9. Have you tried him, Loudermilk?

Perhaps they should

[LastDemocratInSC]

12. Ding ding ding, we have another winner!

[NoRethugFriends]

14. It wrote itself

[Ocelot II]

13. Heavens, they're pasty and seditious!

[JohnnyLib2]

15. Good memories

Thanks for posting!