"Why are you ringing my doorbell?"

[kentuck]

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Some guy rang my doorbell at 3:00 am this morning.

When I asked him what he wanted he said "I need help man. I’m turning into a moth!”

I told him he needed a psychiatrist, and asked why he was bothering me.

He said “Your porch light was on!”

[hlthe2b]

1. Timely, given the arrival of the annual "Miller Moth" infestation to Colorado...

He was just a bit early

[tblue37]

2. LOL! K&R. nt

[brush]

3. It figures.

[ret5hd]

4. .

[TlalocW]

5. Look up Norm MacDonald's version of this

When you've got 10 minutes to spare.

And... never mind. LOL!

TlalocW

[JudyM]

6. Locking

Alerted on, have to lock because General Discussion is only for posts dealing with politics, issues and current events. Can repost in the Lounge or Humor group, though.