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kentuck

(111,079 posts) Mon May 23, 2022, 03:21 PM May 2022

"Why are you ringing my doorbell?"

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Some guy rang my doorbell at 3:00 am this morning.

When I asked him what he wanted he said "I need help man. I’m turning into a moth!”

I told him he needed a psychiatrist, and asked why he was bothering me.

He said “Your porch light was on!”

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"Why are you ringing my doorbell?" (Original Post) kentuck May 2022 OP

Timely, given the arrival of the annual "Miller Moth" infestation to Colorado... hlthe2b May 2022 #1

LOL! K&R. nt tblue37 May 2022 #2

It figures. brush May 2022 #3

. ret5hd May 2022 #4

Look up Norm MacDonald's version of this TlalocW May 2022 #5

Locking JudyM May 2022 #6

hlthe2b

(102,225 posts)

1. Timely, given the arrival of the annual "Miller Moth" infestation to Colorado...

Reply to kentuck (Original post)

Mon May 23, 2022, 03:23 PM

May 2022

He was just a bit early

tblue37

(65,328 posts)

2. LOL! K&R. nt

Reply to kentuck (Original post)

Mon May 23, 2022, 03:24 PM

May 2022

brush

(53,764 posts)

3. It figures.

Reply to kentuck (Original post)

Mon May 23, 2022, 03:30 PM

May 2022

ret5hd

(20,491 posts)

4. .

Reply to kentuck (Original post)

Mon May 23, 2022, 03:37 PM

May 2022

TlalocW

(15,380 posts)

5. Look up Norm MacDonald's version of this

Reply to kentuck (Original post)

Mon May 23, 2022, 03:37 PM

May 2022

When you've got 10 minutes to spare.

And... never mind. LOL!

TlalocW

JudyM

(29,233 posts)

6. Locking

Reply to kentuck (Original post)

Mon May 23, 2022, 04:50 PM

May 2022

Alerted on, have to lock because General Discussion is only for posts dealing with politics, issues and current events. Can repost in the Lounge or Humor group, though.