Don't stop at arm the teachers!!

[Roland99]

Arm the staff! AR-15s make great pencils

Arm the custodians! AR-15s make great broom handles

Arm the bus drivers! AR-15s make great gear shifters

Arm the crossing guards! AR-15s make great stop sign handles

Arm the PTSO volunteers! AR-15s make great banner holders

[NightWatcher]

1. Fuck that, arm the kids. A kindergartner can handle a .22 cal

Move them up each year.

.380 in 5th grade

9mm in 7th


45 ACP in 9th

[sop]

2. And when they're seniors a .454 Casull

[Roland99]

3. Rip out the flooring. They can learn to dig foxholes

[brush]

4. You forgot the sarcasm gif.

[jmowreader]

5. AR-15s, my ass

Roland, if you're going to arm everyone in the school quit screwing around and go straight to .50-caliber machine guns. We'll get a handful of four-seat electric golf carts, put a pintle mount in the back, and have crews of infantry veterans driving up and down the halls just in case a kid decides to pull a gun out.

Oh...and we also need a few 155mm howitzers to train on the bus yard and the student parking lot to catch the little bastards before they make it into the school.

We can even have posters... "If you don't want to be chewed up into hamburger by machine gun fire or field artillery and added to tomorrow's school lunch menu, don't bring a fucking gun to school." (Of course, we wouldn't actually turn gunmen into sloppy joes, but we're not telling them that.)

[Roland99]

6. Madmax. Beyond Elementary School