Marjorie Taylor Greene Is The Stupides Woman In Congress

[COL Mustard]

Last edited Wed Jun 1, 2022, 04:47 PM - Edit history (1)

MTG is so stupid, her shoes are labeled "TGIF". It stands for "Toe Goes In First".

MTG is so stupid, she has a sign on her mirror that says "Breathe". It's not a calming technique, it's so she remembers.

We could go on and on, but I'll leave it to you to add to the hilarity!

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	Is Marjorie Taylor Greene the dumbest woman in Congress?
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	20 (77%)
	No
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	I'm sure someone else is as dumb, if not dumber
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[Blue Owl]

1. She couldn't dump water out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel

[Eyeball_Kid]

2. Greene has real competition. There are scores of GOPers in Congress who would

object to this designation. So many are charging ahead with their own brand of stupid.

[rubbersole]

15. Boebert

Married the pervert/convicted sex offender who exposed himself to her in a bowling alley. Pretty stoopid.

[sarcasmo]

3. Be Best!

[RainCaster]

4. Ted Cruz is very close

[Ocelot II]

5. Cruz isn't stupid; he's worse because he knows he's spouting bullshit

and he does it for cynical political reasons. MTG, on the other hand, is truly dumb. If you stand close to her and put your ear up to hers, you can hear the ocean roar.

[maxsolomon]

7. Teds not a woman.

The competition for dumbest man is fierce.

Ted's not dumb; he's a fucking asshole.

[RainCaster]

9. Your right, I forgot this is about women

Although he has no balls.

[Polybius]

23. Not in a billion years

Ted Cruz is not dumb by any means.

[Shrek]

28. Cruz is not dumb

He graduated from Princeton and has argued cases at the Supreme Court.

[11 Bravo]

34. Nope. Sleazy, dishonest, creepy, arrogant, cowardly, hypocritical, and arrogant.

But not dumb.

[Quixote1818]

6. I kind of think Lauren Boebert beats her by a hair. But it's super close. nt

[GoCubsGo]

20. Yeah, Bobo has her beat in the stupid department.

A lot of Margie's stupid as actually trolling. I'm convinced that she says a lot of that shit to get a rise out of people. I don't think she believes half of what she says. Boebert, OTOH, is flat-out stupid to the point where she can't even figure out how to troll half the time.

[Quixote1818]

21. Agree. nt

[tblue37]

8. Lauren Boebert is a major competitor.

[48656c6c6f20]

10. I would say she's a candidate

I am sure tomorrow Ms. Bobblebert, GED will out stupid her.

[vapor2]

11. True but Georgia voted her back in

[UTUSN]

12. That's the least of her flaws compared to lack of principles/morality and total hypocrisy.

A cursory googling will be enlightening. Where does she fit in the time to be a congresscritter?!

[rsdsharp]

13. You do have Virginia Fox (who has a doctorate FFS),

and Marsha Blackburn, and of course Bang Bang Boebert, but Large Marge is definitely on the short list.

[Maeve]

14. She is ignorant (and proud of it) but between her and Boebert?

[lpbk2713]

16. Now take Empty Grin

PLEASE

[doc03]

17. That is pretty high bar. nt

[hlthe2b]

18. She's hands down the most obnoxious, but on the dumb scale I have to say she is a close neck & neck

with Lauren Boebert and long-term moron, Virginia Foxx (RW idiot, NC)

[aka-chmeee]

19. I must agree, she may be the dumbest...

But I don't think it is fair to exclude Virginia Foxx from the competition. While not as absolutely vacuous as MTG, she surely deserves some credit for persistence.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

22. For those keeping score at home:

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[Polybius]

24. Nope, Boebert is

MTG went to college. Boebert dropped out of HS.

[niyad]

30. Education and intelligence are not the same. I know several people with GED's

who are extremely intelligent.

[DFW]

25. Two possibilities: First, there is the song (see below). Then there's the new version of an old joke

Then there is this:

Marjorie Greene and Loren Boebert go out into the woods hunting, armed with assault rifles. Greene suddenly collapses and lies motionless. Boebert calls 9 1 1.

"What is your emergency?" the operator asks.

Boebert yells frantically, "I'm out here in the woods with my friend, and she just collapsed and isn't moving. I think she's dead! Send help!"

The operator asks, "please try to calm down. Can you be sure that she is dead?"

Boebert says, "hold on."

After a brief silence, a shot is heard. Boebert comes back to the phone.

"OK, I'm sure. What do I do now?"

[COL Mustard]

26. I love that moldy oldie!!!

Made me laugh out loud early in the morning!

[niyad]

31. Thnk you for the reminder about the song. And the old joke.

[Emile]

27. She smart enough to get paid to do nothing!

But, every Republican in Congress do nothing. So I voted yes, she is the dumbest!

[AntivaxHunters]

29. Can we PLEASE stop using ableist words?

There's literally people who are deaf on this website.
Can we please stop using ableist slurs which are based in bigotry for disabled people?
"Stupid" is a much better term to use.
Thank you.

Types of Ableist Language and What to Say Instead
https://www.verywellmind.com/types-of-ableist-language-and-what-to-say-instead-5201561

[COL Mustard]

32. Noted, and my sincere apologies

No offense meant to anyone except MTG and those who are stupider than she is. (And I'll edit the OP.)

[11 Bravo]

33. I voted NO because I honestly believe Boebert is dumber.

It's tight, but I've got to go with the woman who thought that marrying a convicted weenie-wagger was a good idea.

[Nevilledog]

35. *Marsha Blackburn has entered the chat*