Florida man Oral sex sends Florida man crashing into FedEx truck

[Historic NY]

It was a head-on collision — literally.

A distracted Florida man receiving oral sex smashed directly into a FedEx truck in Ft. Lauderdale Thursday night, injuring his groin, local police said.


https://nypost.com/2022/06/03/oral-sex-sends-florida-man-crashing-into-fedex-truck/]

[Hugh_Lebowski]

1. Huh ... was his name 'Garp' by any chance? nt

[FalloutShelter]

3. Haha.

I’d forgotten that. Read that book so long ago.

[Initech]

11. This happened on an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm too!

[MustLoveBeagles]

28. Parenthood (8/12) Movie CLIP - Something to Help You Relax

[Hugh_Lebowski]

29. One of my all-time fave movies (nt)

[Historic NY]

2. Worse case of distracted driving

[Lochloosa]

10. Or best.

[11 Bravo]

4. There but for the grace of God ...

[MyOwnPeace]

24. If THAT is true....

then 'BRAVO' is indeed a most appropriate name for you!!!!

[TreasonousBastard]

5. Years ago one of the local barflies was reputed to have...

wrecked her car giving a guy a bj while she was driving.

[texasfiddler]

17. That sounds very difficult. LOL! NA

[TreasonousBastard]

22. We did spend a lot of bartime trying to figure out how she did it.

[lpbk2713]

6. Was he driving a Hummer?

[fightforfreedom]

7. Good one.

[rurallib]

8. "injuring his groin"

did the injury involve teeth marks, by chance?

Owwwwwwwwwwwww

[Initech]

9. Florida Man strikes again!

[Throck]

12. Did they get a ticket for not wearing seat belts?

[Itchinjim]

13. The World According to Garp...

[Roland99]

18. +1

[bahboo]

14. an unhappy ending, to be sure...

[SYFROYH]

15. Boy, that sucks.

[Zeitghost]

16. I clicked for the lols

And DU came through!

[Higherarky]

30. +11

[dalton99a]

19. Kick

Officers tend to a victim with their pants around their ankles.

[getagrip_already]

20. Meooowwwch!!!!

According to the article......

Rescue officials said the driver sustained an unspecified injury to his groin due to the circumstances of the crash. However, the SUV driver’s penis was “nearly bitten off,” according to the Daily Mail — presumably because the impact caused his companion to bite down.

Let's hope he was some bigwig qop'r........

[Kaleva]

21. I figured out on my own that it's best to take the foot off the gas when nearing climax

While getting my cock bite off because I punched the gas when cumming and got into an accident would make a for a great story to tell, I'd rather keep my appendage.

[Midnight Writer]

23. There is an urban legend about this.

[3catwoman3]

25. I would die of terminal embarrassment.

No way, no way, no way.

[Historic NY]

26. Gulp

[LiberatedUSA]

27. Now there is a tough lesson to learn. N/t

[Higherarky]

31. Detachable penis ...

https://music.

&feature=share

[Higherarky]

32. I hope

that wasn't too "mature" for this thread ...