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It was a head-on collision literally.
A distracted Florida man receiving oral sex smashed directly into a FedEx truck in Ft. Lauderdale Thursday night, injuring his groin, local police said.
[link:https://nypost.com/2022/06/03/oral-sex-sends-florida-man-crashing-into-fedex-truck/|]
Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)FalloutShelter
(11,847 posts)Id forgotten that. Read that book so long ago.
Initech
(100,062 posts)MustLoveBeagles
(11,589 posts)Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)Historic NY
(37,449 posts)Lochloosa
(16,063 posts)11 Bravo
(23,926 posts)MyOwnPeace
(16,925 posts)then 'BRAVO' is indeed a most appropriate name for you!!!!
TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)wrecked her car giving a guy a bj while she was driving.
texasfiddler
(1,990 posts)TreasonousBastard
(43,049 posts)lpbk2713
(42,753 posts)fightforfreedom
(4,913 posts)rurallib
(62,406 posts)did the injury involve teeth marks, by chance?
Owwwwwwwwwwwww
Initech
(100,062 posts)Throck
(2,520 posts)Itchinjim
(3,085 posts)bahboo
(16,336 posts)SYFROYH
(34,169 posts)Zeitghost
(3,858 posts)And DU came through!
dalton99a
(81,443 posts)Officers tend to a victim with their pants around their ankles.
getagrip_already
(14,703 posts)According to the article......
Rescue officials said the driver sustained an unspecified injury to his groin due to the circumstances of the crash. However, the SUV drivers penis was nearly bitten off, according to the Daily Mail presumably because the impact caused his companion to bite down.
Let's hope he was some bigwig qop'r........
Kaleva
(36,294 posts)While getting my cock bite off because I punched the gas when cumming and got into an accident would make a for a great story to tell, I'd rather keep my appendage.
Midnight Writer
(21,745 posts)3catwoman3
(23,971 posts)No way, no way, no way.
Historic NY
(37,449 posts)LiberatedUSA
(1,666 posts)Higherarky
(637 posts)[link:https://music.
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(637 posts)that wasn't too "mature" for this thread ...