Trucker Convoy Enraged After Being Tricked Out Of 100 Foot Subway Sub

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After driving in circles, peeing themselves, and getting lost, the Freedom Convoy disbanded, and what was left of them rebranded as the 1776 Restoration Movement. The bladder-challenged truckers are in Bunker Hill, WV, where they tried to hold a rally.

At the rally, a trucker claimed that the pandemic was really about the government trafficking children. (Yep, the last people left at the trucker party are Qanon).

These folks were very upset that there was no hundred-foot Subway sub, which, being that there are only 20 people, would have been five feet of sub per person.

https://wdctv.news/trucker-convoy-enraged-after-being-tricked-out-of-100-foot-subway-sub/

[Lovie777]

1. Oh my gawd .. ..

igorance really does exist.

[gay texan]

2. Wow. Why am I not surprised

I've yet to meet a Republican that isn't f-ing gullible

[Blue Owl]

3. Shoulda told 'em it was a mile long and they'd believe it even more

[FakeNoose]

4. Somebody needs to tell them that Bunker Hill is in Massachusetts, not West Virginia

I mean, this is the 1776 Restoration Movement, right? The Battle of Bunker Hill happened in Massachusetts.

[GopherGal]

5. Or maybe tell them that in 1776 there were no trucks

If it's about "1776 Restoration" I'm sure they'll be circling their next targeted city's beltway in horse-drawn wagons.
That does solve their diesel-price problems, I guess.

[FakeNoose]

6. 🤣👍

[TheBlackAdder]

7. It was Antifa Extremists! 🤣

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Link to tweet

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[niyad]

8. How would a 100 ft sandwich even be made, let alone transported?

[JHB]

10. I think they're actually multiple sandwiches strung together

From a photo one of my nieces took of something like that (but don't recall its length) being assembled for a charity event, it was actually a bunch of party sub rolls all lined up end to end (and maybe with the ends cut to make the junctions a little more seamless), with all of the fillings then added on.

There are a lot of places that have catering menus with 3- to 6-foot party subs, and I would guess that pretty much all super-long novelty subs are fashioned out of those building blocks.

[ProfessorGAC]

14. Maybe The Bread...

...could a metal rod end to end, to keep the sandwich together.
Ok, bad idea.

[niyad]

15. Do you think I could volunteer to make sandwiches for them.? Subs have lots

of veggies and herbs.. .mybe some poke. .some amanita mushrooms. .some water hemlock. some datura. .. some monkshood. . .

And I know where those metal rods would be useful.

[ProfessorGAC]

16. Beauty!!! (nt)

[lindysalsagal]

9. Invite them to merdr-lago, where their fake potus can feed

Then Macdonalds.

[onethatcares]

11. who the hell is funding these idjits?

next ? Were they going to have a communal cup to drink from?

[BSdetect]

12. Funded by working their trucks delivering seems to be lucrative - once a year?

[634-5789]

13. In the picture, notice the HUGE 'donations' banner.

They're so damned stupid that they're donating to themselves,