Lindell says he's got evidence Kemp (73%) stole the Governor's election from Kandiss Taylor (3%)

[Nevilledog]

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Ron Filipkowski 🇺🇦
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After careful deliberation and objective analysis of the Georgia Republican Primary, Mike Lindell says he has “preliminary evidence” that Brian Kemp (73%) stole the Governor’s election from Kandiss Taylor (3%).


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4:39 PM · Jun 6, 2022

[kimbutgar]

1. He must be on some crazy drugs !

You know he’s using…

[Ocelot II]

5. He was a crack addict in the '90s, but crack doesn't produce such lurid delusions.

Acid? Shrooms? Ayahuasca?

Or is he just barking mad?

[dchill]

7. Pretty sure it's a special kind of Jesus.

[Bleacher Creature]

2. Crack is whack!

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. This will help his magic pillows franchise......

Quit while you are behind, asshole.

[sprinkleeninow]

4. "After careful deliberation and objective analysis....."

🤪

Mike, Mike, Mike. Seek help...

[Volaris]

30. What he means by that is that 'more people voted for Kemp, AND I DONT LIKE THAT.'

For Republicans who base their entire worldview not on logic but on how shit MAKES THEM FEEL, THIS actual counting of votes is no way to conduct an election...NO WAY AT ALL, because what if the numbers make them FEEL BAD?!

honestly, I'm so sick of their snowflake children's tantrum antics...

[Willto]

6. I Wonder...

...what color the sky is in the world Lindell lives in. Do you guys think it's blue there as well?

You could sell Lindell's sweat as a hallucinogenic.

[Nevilledog]

8. Not enough money in the world to get me to lick Mike Lindell.....anywhere.

[dgauss]

9. The Onion should try to hire this guy. Parody and irony taken to the next level.

[Takket]

10. you would think a guy who is dead to rights in a lawsuit already about this kind of shit

would know better.

but these fuckers have no shame.

[Javaman]

11. Crack is a horrible drug nt

[Takket]

12. I have proof the Broncos won Super Bowl 24!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[keithbvadu2]

13. Pillow Guy's evidence/proof always turns into discount codes for his crappy products

[Docreed2003]

14. At what point do even the nutters cut this lunatic off?

His game has become tiresome

[Permanut]

15. Snake oil salesman scams rubes again..

Makes another million. He's found the formula.

[Ohio Joe]

16. And for the low, low price of 49.99 you can see it too!

But wait... I bet there is more

[NewHendoLib]

17. does he lace his pillows with chloroform?

[Septua]

18. He ain't on drugs...

..he's a deranged sicko like Trump.

[RainCaster]

19. When you have few crotch inches, settle for column inches

Yup

[Nevilledog]

21. Mike, is that you?

J/K

[Polybius]

22. I had to delete

I was thinking of something else lol! I thought they were talking abut Kemp vs. Perdue. Perdue is the one who lost by 52 points, but was trailing by 15-25 in every poll. I have never even heard of Kandiss Taylor haha.

[Nevilledog]

23. It was the GA governor's race....lol

Shit, you're gonna have me confused...

[Polybius]

25. You reply way too quick lol

Check out my edit.

[Nevilledog]

26. LOL

Kandiss was the one with the slogan "Jesus, Guns, Babies" and she said the Native Americans gave up their homes for the Christians.

[niyad]

24. We know that brian cheated against Stacey, so probably this one as well.

But possibly not that much.

[Marcuse]

27. Lindell is setting up a Tucker "I'm a well known liar" Carlson defense.

"Fox persuasively argues, that given Mr. Carlson's reputation, any reasonable viewer 'arrive[s] with an appropriate amount of skepticism' about the statement he makes."
https://www.npr.org/2020/09/29/917747123/you-literally-cant-believe-the-facts-tucker-carlson-tells-you-so-say-fox-s-lawye

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

28. He must be back on crack

[budkin]

29. "Lawsuit against all machines"

Those machines need to look out.

[Norbert]

31. The election is just so close.

[MissMillie]

32. deliberation and analysis equals asking one question

"Did TFG say it was stolen?"

That's as "careful" and "objective" as Lindell gets.

[DFW]

33. I had evidence that Lindell was capable of rational thought

That turned out to be false, too.

[allegorical oracle]

34. Lindell apparently stuffs his pillows with all that preliminary evidence he has...nt