John Fugelsang tweet about biblical priorities:

[tblue37]

John Fugelsang
@JohnFugelsang

Remember - the Bible comes out harder against shrimp than it does against abortion.

Link to tweet

[underpants]

1. Moses parted the Red Sea because he heard there was good shrimp cocktail on the other side

It’s true. You can look it up.

[KS Toronado]

3. I looked it up, it's TRUE

Kroger was having a half price sale and that was the fastest way there since Moses was real hungry.

[underpants]

4. 😆

[milestogo]

5. And he used his Kroger loyalty card

which was written in stone.

[KS Toronado]

6. Yes it was!

[underpants]

8. Fuel points ya know!!!

[DavidDvorkin]

7. Sadly, shrimp cocktail sauce had not been invented.

[underpants]

9. Uh.

Everything was created in 6 days. Everything.

Now where the cocktail sauce was....that’s for Biblical scholars.




🍤

[DavidDvorkin]

10. I didn't think of that.

[Moostache]

2. Woe unto ye who wear mixed fiber clothing...

That's a stoneable offense there...