What the hell is this?

[RandySF]

Link to tweet

?s=20&t=yOEmevWHrfpF9xZAFlLuSA

[elleng]

1. a VERY sick person

[leftieNanner]

2. The guy most likely to

Shoot off his dick?

[MLAA]

20. +1

[Nevilledog]

23. Was there a magnifying glass to find it?

[GoCubsGo]

35. Or, compensating for something related to his dick?

[bottomofthehill]

3. A clown

[Wounded Bear]

4. Burt Gummer wannabe? nt

[onecaliberal]

5. That bottom gun is pointed at anyone unfortunate enough to be in front of him.

What could possibly go wrong? Someone so paranoid should not be permitted to own, much less openly carry 8 guns at one time.

[jmbar2]

6. A weak, power-hungry man

...who REALLY wants an excuse - any excuse - to shoot someone, without any consequences.

He mentally rehearses possible opportunities to kill every time he puts on his guns, avidly devours media about killing, and hopes to provoke an incident. A Kyle Rittenhouse wannabe.

And he is considered completely sane by gunhumpers.

[Totally Tunsie]

22. "A Kyle Rittenhouse wannabe."

Funny you say that - my reaction came from the opposite direction. When I saw the pic, my thought was that this would be Kyle Rittenhouse in 2-3 years...that this is what KR aspires to be.

Same pic, different views!

[jmbar2]

25. Interesting perspective - like the old woman/young woman illustration.

I'm thinking that the fact Kyle got away with seeking out an incident and killed with impunity has got to be somewhat motivating for gun fetishists.

The chickens seem to be coming home for Kyle. He will never have a normal life. Perhaps those consequences will become a lesson over time.

Life gets hard when you're only famous for killing people.

[Midnight Writer]

7. He wants you to ask. It's all the game he's got.

[madaboutharry]

8. It is a man with an itty bitty penis.

Yup, that’s my theory and I’m sticking with it.

[Totally Tunsie]

24. Someone replying to the Tweet agrees with you!

Link to tweet

[Scrivener7]

34. No question. Also a guy who is going to be wondering

in a week why his back pain is so terrible.

[Takket]

9. A coward

[sinkingfeeling]

10. A very scared person. And he's in his kitchen?

[3Hotdogs]

11. Must get pretty cumbersome, carrying all that weight around.

They gotta get in the way of every day life chores.


What a jerk-off !

[Cheezoholic]

12. Repukes new American school teacher n/t

[Zeitghost]

13. It's a Kitchen-aid.

Like my headline, it's a joke. The guns on the thigh don't appear to have magazines in them.

[Polybius]

14. Is that Duke Nukem?

[Earth-shine]

15. It's called a "Grid It." It's intended to be a travel organizer.

[TigressDem]

16. Lite Days for old Rethuglican's

No AR-15, No Desert Eagle Doorbuster

Every clip under 10 rounds.

Just a cocktail dress version of packing heat.

[PTWB]

17. It appears to be a meme

[lpbk2713]

18. I would laugh my ass off ...

if someone came up behind him and wopped him upside
the head with a two by four and ran off with his toys.

[keithbvadu2]

19. Which will you shoot off first? Your dick or your foot?

Which will you shoot off first?

Your dick or your foot?

[NCLefty]

21. It's like a drug kit, but this kit is for those addicted to guns.

[GoodRaisin]

26. The Amazing Ronco Superhumper Holster

3 ez payments of 49.95. (Gunz not included).

[JI7]

27. So fucking Cringe

[vercetti2021]

28. Small Penis Syndrome?

Looks like it to me! Dumbass has a holster and yet sticks it in his pants....what a dumbass

[alphafemale]

29. Reminds me of that photo from years ago of the hairy man in his underwear on a sparse twin bed.

With his arsenal spread out

He looked near 30 and still sleeping in mom's house on his big boy bed he'd had since age 4.

[Celerity]

30. It is an old 2015 meme from 9GAG

Funny · 19 Mar 15

Texas about to pass open carry and I'm ready!! For you Ropeans an open carry is like the Wild West carrying guns openly

https://9gag.com/gag/aAr0LzL

[Emile]

31. A wannabe mass murderer displaying his second amendment rights.

Vomit

[BSdetect]

32. Likely the type who cowers behind others while trying to pick a gun.

[GoCubsGo]

33. It's a form of mental illness.

It looks like a bizarre type of hoarding, mixed in with paranoia.

[Jedi Guy]

36. It's very obviously a joke, folks. Good grief... N/T

[TreasonousBastard]

37. A revisiting of the term "six shooter"

[pwb]

38. A very short guy I would guess.

With a big truck.