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TygrBright

(20,759 posts)
Wed Jun 8, 2022, 02:20 PM Jun 2022

MAGAderata

"Go resentfully, making noise and waste, and remember what profit there may be in crypto. As far as possible, without logic, sign on to the latest Qanon lunacy.

Holler your lies loudly and repetitiously, drowning out others, applauding the dull and ignorant, for they will believe your nonsense.

Be a loud and aggressive person, causing vexation to "woke" spirits. If you compare yourself with billionaires you can stay resentful and bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser assholes than yourself.

Deny your failures and highlight your fantasies. Keep obsessed with your own genitalia, however inadequate; it is your only possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise gullibility in your business decisions, adding to the world's griftery. But let this not discourage you from wacky conspiracy theories; there are always more scammers and they need a constant supply of suckers.

Be yourself. Especially, do not regard compassion. Neither be kindly or considerate, for more aridity and disenchantment provide perennial profit margins for oligarchs.

Lash out viciously at the counsel of the years, and gracefully surrender your children's futures.

Purchase more guns to shield you in sudden misfortune. Keep distressing yourself with dark imaginings, for those woke libs really do want to keep you weary and alone.

Ignore any form of discipline, except to force it on others. You are the only child of the White Christian God that matters, no one else has a right to be here.

And whether or not Fox News covers it, no doubt the secret CRT LGBTQ Trans Replacement criminals are coming for you. Therefore invoke the wrath of God exactly as YOU conceive Him to be. And whatever your inadequacies and follies, in the noisy confusion of life, keep rage where your soul would have been. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it's still YOUR world and not those other peoples'. Be angy. Strive to be violent."

derivatively,
Bright

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MAGAderata (Original Post) TygrBright Jun 2022 OP
Magaderata rso Jun 2022 #1
Excellent blm Jun 2022 #2
Very few posts have been more cleverly worded or brought a bigger grin to my face. Atticus Jun 2022 #3
I see what you did there... Wounded Bear Jun 2022 #4
Standing O! Novara Jun 2022 #5
Excellent, Ma'am The Magistrate Jun 2022 #6
You are delightfully bright, Bright..LOL. SheilaAnn Jun 2022 #7
You are a fluke of the universe gratuitous Jun 2022 #8
I'll cop to the inspiration... "that lemon on your left, for instance..." n/t TygrBright Jun 2022 #14
That was devilishly delicious! calimary Jun 2022 #23
I wore the grooves off my copy of "Radio Dinner" n/t TygrBright Jun 2022 #24
There were guys at our student radio station who practically burned incense calimary Jun 2022 #25
Above all have no shame. Hugin Jun 2022 #9
Used to read the Desiderata poster I have KS Toronado Jun 2022 #10
Well done! hermetic Jun 2022 #11
Well done. 👏 Mosby Jun 2022 #12
I needed that belly laugh! summer_in_TX Jun 2022 #13
Ecellent. infullview Jun 2022 #15
Brilliant! Wicked Blue Jun 2022 #16
Thank you, Bright. That's a keeper. sarge43 Jun 2022 #17
Totally badass! ancianita Jun 2022 #18
K&R Coventina Jun 2022 #19
One of my favorites and I applaud your parody nuxvomica Jun 2022 #20
Putting aside irony, sarcasm and satire... dchill Jun 2022 #21
Nailed the antithesis Marthe48 Jun 2022 #22
Kick canetoad Jun 2022 #26
K&R Blue Owl Jun 2022 #27
Outstanding - - OMG this is brilliant! Talitha Jun 2022 #28
Scary good. Kid Berwyn Jun 2022 #29
Nicely done. Dark n Stormy Knight Jun 2022 #30

Atticus

(15,124 posts)
3. Very few posts have been more cleverly worded or brought a bigger grin to my face.
Wed Jun 8, 2022, 02:26 PM
Jun 2022

Well done!

(Please not that I did not ask "Are you serious?" )

calimary

(81,238 posts)
25. There were guys at our student radio station who practically burned incense
Wed Jun 8, 2022, 06:59 PM
Jun 2022

to albums like that. Two of them even got together and developed their own comedy routines based on this stuff.

It was EVERYWHERE.

KS Toronado

(17,220 posts)
10. Used to read the Desiderata poster I have
Wed Jun 8, 2022, 03:30 PM
Jun 2022

every morning before heading off to work. Probably saved the lives of some backstabbers.

infullview

(981 posts)
15. Ecellent.
Wed Jun 8, 2022, 03:56 PM
Jun 2022

MAGA deplorables probably have no idea where the inspiration for this came from - so it's a double slam.

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