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"Go resentfully, making noise and waste, and remember what profit there may be in crypto. As far as possible, without logic, sign on to the latest Qanon lunacy.
Holler your lies loudly and repetitiously, drowning out others, applauding the dull and ignorant, for they will believe your nonsense.
Be a loud and aggressive person, causing vexation to "woke" spirits. If you compare yourself with billionaires you can stay resentful and bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser assholes than yourself.
Deny your failures and highlight your fantasies. Keep obsessed with your own genitalia, however inadequate; it is your only possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise gullibility in your business decisions, adding to the world's griftery. But let this not discourage you from wacky conspiracy theories; there are always more scammers and they need a constant supply of suckers.
Be yourself. Especially, do not regard compassion. Neither be kindly or considerate, for more aridity and disenchantment provide perennial profit margins for oligarchs.
Lash out viciously at the counsel of the years, and gracefully surrender your children's futures.
Purchase more guns to shield you in sudden misfortune. Keep distressing yourself with dark imaginings, for those woke libs really do want to keep you weary and alone.
Ignore any form of discipline, except to force it on others. You are the only child of the White Christian God that matters, no one else has a right to be here.
And whether or not Fox News covers it, no doubt the secret CRT LGBTQ Trans Replacement criminals are coming for you. Therefore invoke the wrath of God exactly as YOU conceive Him to be. And whatever your inadequacies and follies, in the noisy confusion of life, keep rage where your soul would have been. With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it's still YOUR world and not those other peoples'. Be angy. Strive to be violent."
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Bright
rso
(2,271 posts)Outstanding !!
blm
(113,052 posts)Atticus
(15,124 posts)Well done!
(Please not that I did not ask "Are you serious?" )
Wounded Bear
(58,648 posts)Novara
(5,841 posts)The Magistrate
(95,247 posts)SheilaAnn
(9,694 posts)gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Ah, memories of Deteriorata and 1970s vintage National Lampoon.
TygrBright
(20,759 posts)calimary
(81,238 posts)I remember it well!
TygrBright
(20,759 posts)calimary
(81,238 posts)to albums like that. Two of them even got together and developed their own comedy routines based on this stuff.
It was EVERYWHERE.
Hugin
(33,135 posts)Is the only additional critical criteria.
Otherwise
KS Toronado
(17,220 posts)every morning before heading off to work. Probably saved the lives of some backstabbers.
hermetic
(8,308 posts)Mosby
(16,306 posts)summer_in_TX
(2,738 posts)Thank you, Bright!
infullview
(981 posts)MAGA deplorables probably have no idea where the inspiration for this came from - so it's a double slam.
Wicked Blue
(5,832 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)ancianita
(36,053 posts)Coventina
(27,115 posts)nuxvomica
(12,422 posts)Now do "Kublai Khan" by Coleridge.
dchill
(38,484 posts)...you have given them a real plan!
Marthe48
(16,949 posts)Sad, but, well done!
canetoad
(17,154 posts)Brilliant.
Blue Owl
(50,356 posts)Talitha
(6,584 posts)Kid Berwyn
(14,897 posts)Thank you, TygrBright!
Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,760 posts)Though, another sad sign of how we are regressing where we were once progressing.