MTG rights are "fragrantly" violated

[IcyPeas]

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[dchill]

1. Smells like Teen Spirit!

[kairos12]

14. NO, please don't associate that

fantastic song with MTG.

I will try and unsee post.

[dchill]

18. But it's also a deodorant!!

[rownesheck]

2. Is she that stupid,

or is it just theater for her stupid constituents?

Maybe it's both.

[dixiechiken1]

7. I swear to gawd, I thought the EXACT same thing...

Get outta my head, rownesheck! LOL

[tanyev]

3. *sniff, sniff* Do I smell gazpacho?

[Hortensis]

25. !

[leftieNanner]

4. "Due Process"

Isn't that the new Dior fragrance?

Or maybe that's Dew Process.

Or (in the case of MTG) Doo Process.

[sprinkleeninow]

15. Doo Le Doo. Margarine's new designer fragrance.

[electric_blue68]

17. 🤔 but MTG might think of herself more like "Dew Princess"?

[rso]

5. Marge

The House is called to “odor”. Marge is adding her two “scents” worth.

[dchill]

6. That stinks!

[Brother Buzz]

12. Your post is Two thirds of a pun

PU!

[bucolic_frolic]

8. MTG has a serious case of chronic malapropism

I thought the Gazpacho Police was deliberate, but now she does it so often. I wonder if she's aware of how she butchers the English language. Is it a conscious effort to suck up to stupid people, or is it unconscious?

[jcgoldie]

9. If I didn't have complete faith that she's an utter moron...

I'd say she has to be doing this on purpose.

[sprinkleeninow]

10. She must've had tee many martoonis..

[TheBlackAdder]

11. Fragrantly, like the poo pong she wafts onto others as she walks down the hall or 'graces' a room.

[iscooterliberally]

13. I wonder who she was on the elevator with?

I think that's where most peoples' "rights" are "fragrantly" violated.

"If you take a flower and it smells nice, that's vagrancy" - Larry Fine

[The_Counsel]

16. My God. The Woman's a Fuckin' Idiot!

Apologies to fuckin' idiots everywhere, of course....

[ThoughtCriminal]

19. Casting "Asparagus" again?

When will she fade into Bolivian?

[The Unmitigated Gall]

20. Fragrant bullshitter.

[edhopper]

21. For us oldsters

Emily Litella.

[leftieNanner]

22. "Never Mind!"

Except Emily was charming and funny ( Gilda).

Thanks for the memory Ed.

[markie]

23. "violins on television"

oh, the horror..... "oh, nevermind"

can't equate the two

[mercuryblues]

24. She doesn't have the scents

God gave her

[raccoon]

26. Was she in flagrante delicto? Nt

[lunatica]

27. Fragrance is also what a skunk produces!

[NewHendoLib]

28. she reeks, alright

[LetMyPeopleVote]

29. For this thread

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