Colbert on Ivanka's testimony: That must have been a bittersweet moment for the President

[Doc Sportello]

She finally screwed him.

[Blue Owl]

1. Oh my...

[Doc Sportello]

3. Jon Batiste's reaction was priceless

Head down on his piano.

[orleans]

4. that would have been my reaction if i'd been sitting at the piano nt

[Doc Sportello]

5. Love Jon Batiste

So talented and perfect sidekick to Stephen.

[orleans]

7. he's going to do the questionnaire

i want to know if he'll pick apples or oranges
lol

on edit: oranges! (my choice too)

and sad panda--jon is taking the summer off. won't be back till september

[Laffy Kat]

9. Has anyone said oranges yet?

I prefer oranges, too.

[orleans]

11. i don't know. someone must've.

i know colbert prefers apples and i always see him agree or nod approvingly with the apple answer.

he was given pause at the oranges answer. lol!

(apples might be easier to eat but oranges just taste better. )

[Laffy Kat]

12. Yes, they do.

Even though it's true that apples are more portable and provide fiber, citrus fruits have more nutrients and boost your immune system. Go oranges!

[a kennedy]

17. I think Shaquille O'Neal, NBA star, said oranges........

Shaquille O'Neal chose oranges over apples because he lives in Florida.

[KS Toronado]

13. Loved his answer for favorite sandwich..hot-dog

[FoxNewsSucks]

2. Well, he's been waiting for that since she was 12. . .

[UTUSN]

6. K&R

[jcgoldie]

8. that was my wife's reaction real time

Me: "Ivankas gonna be in BIIG trouble!"

My wife: "He still wants to fuck her..."

[woodsprite]

10. I say he's not going to want to date her anymore

Because she won’t be his daughter after throwing daddy under the bus.

[Funtatlaguy]

18. Suddenly Tiffany just got a little prettier, huh Pops?

[ShazzieB]

14. I laughed so loudly that I woke my cat up!

Willow did not appreciate my hilarity, but she was too sleepy to do anything but give me a mildly dirty look before dosing off again.

[towerbum]

15. She is throwing him under --- AF-1 !

[Tetrachloride]

16. bittersweet is far from accurate