Colbert on Ivanka's testimony: That must have been a bittersweet moment for the President
She finally screwed him.
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I prefer oranges, too.
i know colbert prefers apples and i always see him agree or nod approvingly with the apple answer.
he was given pause at the oranges answer. lol!
(apples might be easier to eat but oranges just taste better. 
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Even though it's true that apples are more portable and provide fiber, citrus fruits have more nutrients and boost your immune system. Go oranges!
Me: "Ivankas gonna be in BIIG trouble!"
My wife: "He still wants to fuck her..."
Willow did not appreciate my hilarity, but she was too sleepy to do anything but give me a mildly dirty look before dosing off again. 
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