Last night, Ivanka looked like

[PCIntern]

A character in the old cartoon Clutch Cargo. Those of you old enough to remember this ultra-cheapo cartoon know what I’m talking about…

[Tree Lady]

1. I thought she looked like Paris Hilton

Right before she went to prison.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

2. You can look into Ivanka's eyes and clearly see that she has no soul.

Link to tweet

[EYESORE 9001]

3. Actually

the characters in Clutch Cargo were more lifelike.

[agingdem]

4. I think she looked more like a hostage sitting on a bed of nails

I was waiting for her to lift up a newspaper with yesterday's date on it...

[Faux pas]

5. I

thought she looked trapped and didn't know whether she should crap her pants or puke in her lap. Schadenfreude

[Hekate]

6. She must be pushing 40 by now, so that little-girl look isn't going to work much longer...

…even with all the Botox and fillers.

A couple of years in the slammer might do her some good in that regard.

[leftieNanner]

8. I thought she looked hideous

Especially when juxtaposed with the young woman Capitol Police Officer.

There is absolutely nothing genuine about Ivanka.

[Delphinus]

9. Thank you

Agreed.

[llmart]

17. Yes, that's the word!

"Hideous" - That's what I thought too. Dead inside. Makeup that only Tammy Faye Bakker could relate to.

[agingdem]

21. Suggestions for plastic Ivanka

Cut the hair/color the roots, it’s concealer not White Out..ease up on the eye shadow (the smokey eye look not working for you)…quit the “I’m just a baby duck” face, you’re 40 fucking years old..and yes, daddy still wants that lap dance…

[mnhtnbb]

24. She will be 41 at the end of October

She was born Oct 30, 1981 according to Wikipedia.

[Hekate]

25. Well there you have it. Over the hill, in Trumpian terms.

[Blue Owl]

7. Her and Jared are like two ghostly specters, roaming the earth, searching for a feeling...

[Solly Mack]

10. I thought she looked and sounded medicated.

As well as the use of softening filters - that gave her the not quite real appearance.

[keep_left]

26. I knew something was off about how she looked, but I don't have a smartphone, so "filters"...

...are kind of new to me. But her vanity is probably what is so off-putting to so many...she can't even show up for a fucking deposition without full makeup, mega iPhone filters, and being Botoxed to the max. She looked like a robot.

[Tommy Carcetti]

11. She looks like the evil wizard Saruman from Lord of the Rings, sans beard.

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[NewHendoLib]

12. she looked like the DU alien avatar

I thought of the Radiohead song "Fake Plastic Trees"

[Beachnutt]

13. Avatar

[2naSalit]

14. I hated that cartoon!

And Speed Racer too!

czarina looks like a hostage and like she's been losing a lot of weight while her hubby looks like he's gained quite a bit.

[Baked Potato]

15. It looked like a computer generated avatar of a sad Jezebel. Nt

[maxrandb]

16. Somebody just walked over her grave

https://m.

[Docreed2003]

20. Perfect! Exactly that

[Beastly Boy]

18. What I saw was the eyes of a trapped rodent

The same look I see in Putin's eyes lately.

[Beachnutt]

19. George Bush

would disagree...

[bucolic_frolic]

22. She looked terrified

If there is touchless torture she was in it.

They really are a weird lot, no?

[rsdsharp]

23. Maybe on Monday we can hear from Vice President Race Bannon.

https://m.

[PCIntern]

28. Love Jonny Quest!!!!

[Nevilledog]

27. The Daily Show's take

Link to tweet

Tweet text:

The Daily Show
@TheDailyShow
We asked an AI image generator to draw Jared and Ivanka experiencing consequences for the first time
Image
Image
12:09 PM · Jun 10, 2022

[greatauntoftriplets]

29. OMG.

Both look like they're about to hurl. Can't blame them.

[Talitha]

30. To me she looked like an emotionless wax figure - Jared, too.