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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsPutin's minions collect his poo when he's out of the country, and ship it back to Russia
in a special suitcase. He also has his own private portable toilet. "If Putin drinks from a glass, the guards will make sure that the glass does not disappear. It is carefully washed and all traces are removed or the glass is removed. The same goes for fingerprints. Everything Putin takes on is monitored and handled. The president's biological traces are to be regarded as state secrets." They want to be sure nobody can analyze his DNA.
https://www.aftenposten.no/verden/i/7d83po/eget-baerbart-toalett-og-alt-han-tar-i-blir-oedelagt-slik-passer-russerne-paa-putins-dna Chrome's auto-translation of the article is a little wonky but the weirdness shines through.
C_U_L8R
(45,001 posts)can't keep Pootin's cancer from eating him alive. Tick tock, Vlad.
Emile
(22,707 posts)waddirum
(979 posts).. that I would ever want.
TomSlick
(11,098 posts)LetMyPeopleVote
(145,176 posts)Tomconroy
(7,611 posts)Disaffected
(4,554 posts)One's ass apples can tell a lot about state of health as well as a DNA analysis.
Baitball Blogger
(46,703 posts)diane in sf
(3,913 posts)Azathoth
(4,608 posts)Cyrano
(15,035 posts)Karma13612
(4,552 posts)Ive called him Poo in a tin for years.
Hiding his DNA, That is some serious Howard Hughes level stuff.
Oh!!! I just read that thats routine for the US Presidents as well? Oh, OK.
But hes STILL just Poo in a tin.
ecstatic
(32,701 posts)Any leaders near him might need to take the same precautions.
NCLefty
(3,678 posts)sir pball
(4,741 posts)Pootie learned a lot from Ol' Joe, doesn't want to be on the receiving end of any of those tricks.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35427926