Now we know how "Patriot Front" chose those outfits.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

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Link to tweet

[bucolic_frolic]

1. WTF? Is that real?

'cute ... little soldiers ... cute ... knee pads ...'

I'm thinking that's satire?

[WhiskeyGrinder]

3. Yes. It is satire. Vinny is a comedian. If you click on his name, it will take you to his twitter

profile, where it says "comedian & ancient reptile." One of those things is true.

[malaise]

5. Knee pads just in case the cops arrest

them put them on their knees and zip tie their hands behind their backs a la Idaho

[bucolic_frolic]

8. lol, I think kneepads refers to something else, but I was fooled so what do I know /nt

[malaise]

9. I could also be wrong but they did end up on their knees in Idaho

[pansypoo53219]

27. DUDES! storm trooper knees. we can't look like star wars geeks if we wore the helmet!

[SergeStorms]

16. Just in case....

they run into Donald Trump along the way. Concrete is murder on the knees.

[towerbum]

12. America's best now ! ya' want to serve in a combat zone with this ?

[Rebl2]

22. 🤣🤣🤣

[Initech]

2. Is that why they look like they are selling used cars?

[TheBlackAdder]

25. Those face coverings remind me of ISIS fighters.

.

It could be a used car salesman or the guy who drives people home from the dealership when their car is in for service.

.

[Skittles]

4. HAHAHAHA

OMFG

[progressoid]

7. "Just in case..."

Ya gotta wonder if there was actually a meeting about attire.

[usonian]

10. When you pray so many hours a day, you need the knee pads.

[llmart]

11. OMG! That guy is hilarious!

I'm laughing out loud right now. "Went to the Dollar Store and bought cute little plastic trays."

[Chellee]

17. Please search for his bit about Earth trying to join the Galactic Federation.

I don't think our application was approved.

[towerbum]

13. might be a new designer line for a riot ware ! Mussolini & Finch I think ?

[Aussie105]

14. Dress alike and people will think

you are a 'well regulated militia'!

As if!

But when did the 'reclaim America' slogan replace their true purpose, to take over America?

The shields are a cute idea, pretend riot shields like, and the kneepads handy for when the police move in.

[Warpy]

15. HAHAHA! I'll bet the original meeting to decide the day's uniorm wasn't much different.

"Now you know these blue tops are gonna tell the cops that we're their friends, they know guys on the force just like us. We need those white face coverings in case of tear gas from a mean drag queen or two. Can't wear black, cops might think we're Antifa, whatever that is. Now those khaki slacks, male sure that crease is sharp enough to cut a piece of meat, we don't want anybody looking sloppy out there when we bust up those degenerates, pop their balloons, stomp the streamers in the mud, snatch a few wigs off to take as scalps so we can relive this in our most private moments in front of the mirror. Remember. we're doing this for the children, just not the ones in the park trying to enjoy the day, we know the gay rubs off on them fast."

Oh, yeah, I remember these freaks really, really well and the saddest part is that new ones keep being made every single year.

Kudos to the Coeur d/Alene PD for taking this seriously and acting quickly. It likely would have gotten really ugly had they not.

[IronLionZion]

18. Somebody decided on those outfits

Since Charlottesville wasn't menacing enough. Then they can always say their masks are for COVID

[Hamlette]

19. serving platters from Dollar Tree

LOL

[Rebl2]

23. Those

“shield’s” in second video? Do look like cheap serving platters. Were they afraid people might throw tomatoes or something else at them?

[TeamProg]

20. Perfect. They did all look so "cute"..

[alphafemale]

21. Every shade of khaki in the Grainbow!

Go for it! lol

[3catwoman3]

24. I couldn't help but wonder yesterday if any of these...

...big, brave tough guys peed their khaki pants when they got arrested.

[Laha]

26. They probably pooped them a little

But it's hard to tell. They remembered to wear their brown pants.