Does anybody besides me think that Jared Kushner looks like a mannequin

[raccoon]

Does anybody besides me think that Jared Kushner looks like a mannequin?

I mean like sort of… sculpted.

[dchill]

1. An underbaked mannequin.

[Scrivener7]

2. I always think he looks like a vampire who smells something bad.

Before all the plastic surgery he was not bad looking but now he's just the definition of creepy.

[underpants]

12. Okay. You nailed it. 😆

Saved this from a Vanity Fair article 2 years ago

[Scrivener7]

16. Reaction to a fly circling his putrid flesh.

[marble falls]

3. Like he's Lee Harvey Oswald's cousin, Jimmy Harvey Oswald..

[walkingman]

7. That's funny 😂

[walkingman]

4. Not to be body shaming but to me he reminds me of the Mark Zuckerberg species??

[sop]

26. He and Ivanka both have the same dead eyes.

[walkingman]

28. That's exactly what my wife said...great minds think alike 😍

[ChazInAz]

35. Chilling, isn't it?

[Thomas Hurt]

5. I have called him the wax son in law before.

[KarenS]

6. I agree. plus I think he wears makeup. or maybe uses botox.

There is something disconcerting about his looks.

[Demovictory9]

25. The botox prevents the natural folds that appears with expressions

[Demsrule86]

8. He looked pretty normal when he first was with Trumps daughter...I would imagine he

had some work done. And you get the face your parents give you in your youth but as you age you get the face you earn...he is evil and it comes out.

[leftieNanner]

21. Dorian Gray perhaps?

[Demsrule86]

48. Maybe...we should check his attic! But people who are evil inside do not remain attractive long

I am thinking of Michelle Malkin who was very pretty, to begin with...the evil sort of seeps out.

[TreasonousBastard]

9. He does seem a bit robotic. Moreso than before, that is.

[tblue37]

10. Yes, waxy.

[LeftInTX]

11. Yes

[BlueGreenLady]

13. Yes Did you see Hay Rick's post ?

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=16791919

[50 Shades Of Blue]

14. His face looks freaky to me. A visage with no soul behind it.

Link to tweet

[Scrivener7]

19. Gaaahhh! The tweet! They're twins!

[Demovictory9]

27. He thinks he is a badass in those skinny suits

[sop]

29. Damien Thorn.

[dixiechiken1]

54. GAAAA!!!

[jmbar2]

15. Reminds me of...

[stollen]

17. Jared is an odd guy. Legal advice whining but Trump advice sage ephiphanies?

Trump is a Master Class Whiner. Perhaps, just maybe, if Jared had taken the legal advice to heart, he wouldn't have been pursued through the Halls of Justice, his testimony appearing before 30 million people.

[RockRaven]

18. He looks like Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman in that one scene from American Psycho

This one:


Dead eyes. Molded plastic. Empty.

[Atticus]

20. He's always reminded me of Sheriff Woody Pride in "Toy Story" ---without the hat. nt

[BigmanPigman]

22. I have said the same thing for years and I dressed mannequins

at Macy's. I think that he is Botoxed to the max. He has no facial movements or expressions, almost robot-like.

I have to get 32 Botox injections every 3 months for migraines and I definitely think he has tons of Botox injected into his face just like his wifey. I get injections all over my scalp, hairline and neck and shoulders and I can't get a wrinkle in my forehead no matter how hard I try to scrunch up my face. I used to be able to wiggle my ears but I can't even do that anymore.

[Hekate]

31. I hope they help the migraines! My sister was just about crippled by hers; I don't know what she's

…doing now for them

As for Jarvanka, I’ve thought all along that the two of them use the same aesthetician and same plastic surgeon. They look like Barbie and Ken to me.

[BigmanPigman]

32. I had daily migraines for over 6 months and was planning on jumping off a bridge

it was so painful...constant pain all over. Botox saved my life. It hurts getting needles into your scalp but compared to the pain of a migraine it is a picnic.

[Hekate]

34. Those things are really bad. They were partly responsible for cutting Sis's career short :-(

All the best .

[Wounded Bear]

23. He and Ivanka both...nt

[Effete Snob]

24. Mannequins are more lifelike

[WiVoter]

30. Yes, Ans Vampire-like Too

Creepy to the nth degree.

[CottonBear]

33. Here he is before plastic surgery & Botox:

[raccoon]

37. He looked human before. Nt

[CottonBear]

39. Exactly. He's hideous now. Inside & out. NT

[DoBotherMe]

51. Tinkered with his nose

And had an eyelift.

[Ohio Joe]

36. I'll go with smarmy douche

I think that sums him up.

[MyOwnPeace]

53. Nah! He looks like......

the Geek that the football players would terrorize every gym class - all year long!!!!

[dem4decades]

38. If he put a toe tag on his foot on Halloween, he could easily go as a corpse.

[area51]

56. Good one. n/t

[Lars39]

40. He looked all sulled up to me.

Ivanka looked like some kind of AI.

[PortTack]

41. Too much Botox!!

[Skittles]

42. yes

and he is married to a blow-up doll

[GoCubsGo]

44. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[GoCubsGo]

43. Now that you mentioned it...

Yeah. He kinda does look like a mannequin.

[Sneederbunk]

45. An unearthly look like Musk, Zuckerberg and Bezos.

[Goonch]

46. ;-{)🖖‍

[El Supremo]

47. A Stepford husband.

[allegorical oracle]

49. Jared and his spouse remind me of the 'puter filter that turned a Zoom lawyer into a kitten. They

don't seem REAL -- but they must be.

[H2O Man]

50. A corpse

with bad makeup.

[kentuck]

52. Ivanka may as well be from another country...

I cannot understand a word she says...??

[dlk]

55. Jared has the look of someone who's had a lot of plastic surgery

He also looks very effeminate and has the cold, dead eyes of a psychopath. He makes my skin crawl.

[JI7]

57. Yes, so does Ivanka .

[Cicada]

58. Sometimes for fun they swap heads

[ecstatic]

59. He could easily be a horror movie villain, especially with that creepy, high pitched

voice of his.