Rick Wilson (re)tweets Herschel Walker's Amazing CV

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[Nevilledog]

1. ...

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2. Because Water had already set foot on the moon

countless times before courtesy of Halley's Comet.

[eppur_se_muova]

3. Perhaps "incredible" would be the better choice of adjective ...

esp. when taken literally.

[gratuitous]

4. Didn't Herschel teach Chuck Norris martial arts?

I seem to remember something about that.

[lastlib]

10. I thought he taught MARITAL Arts.............

[BootinUp]

5. I remember him winning his fifth rose bowl, in a row.

[brer cat]

6. LOL

Unfortunately, a lot of GA voters will believe all of these.

[Quixote1818]

7. His real name is Herschel Skywalker, brother to Luke only a more skilled Jedi warrior. nt

[crickets]

8. Gold. Just gold.

Somewhere in there is a nice callback to the Battle of Covfefe Hill. Ah, mem'ries.

[NBachers]

9. Ok, I'm at work and a little out of touch. What did Herschel do now?

[rubbersole]

11. Remember some pol making fun of Gerald Ford for playing too much football without a helmet?

Gerald Ford is Plato compared to Herschel Walker.

[Marcuse]

12. Herschel discovered Uranus.