Ever been to a fundie haunted house?

[pstokely]

Like a "Judgment House"

http://www.judgementhouse.org/

[GreenPartyVoter]

1. No, and I absolutely will never set foot in one. Ever. Just hurtful, hurtful places.

[Blue Owl]

2. Yeah I've been to church

n/t

[lolly]

3. Love the website

"Judgement House provides a variety of scripts to help your church communicate the Good News of Jesus Christ"

The Good News of Jesus Christ is available in a judgement house horror show?

[Manifestor_of_Light]

4. Yeah.

God loves you, but if you don't love him back, then you go to Hell. See???

[2on2u]

5. You have to be careful not to trip over the science books such as Origin of the Species and

dinosaur books complete with pictures doncha know.

[slackmaster]

6. Campus Crusade for Christ used to have THE BEST haunted houses here in San Diego

They really do understand how to appeal to the deepest, darkest demons in our minds.

[BlueMan Votes]

7. I can't even imagine what life must be like in the bible belt...

it gives me the willies just thinking about it.

[easttexaslefty]

8. It's pretty damn bad.

and kinda lonely.

[bobbyblack]

13. got that right

I live in NW La. I hate the holidays...windbaugh always ratchets his spew up so family gatherings are sad affairs.

[rateyes]

9. Fundies dont wanna love people into heaven, they literally

want to scare the "hell" out of you.

Sick folk, these fundies.

[John1956PA]

10. I attended one at a church ten years ago. Afterward, there was evangelical arm-twisting.

At the conclusion of the theatrics (which were fairly impressive, I must admit) the attendees were ushered to a meeting room where the pastor applied his hard-sell in the hope of snagging a few converts. My advice: stay away.

[pstokely]

17. so, the preachers were a bunch of car salesmen?

the haunted house was the test drive?

[LTR]

11. Fundie haunted house? That's easy!

Make it look like a gay bar! That'll scare them!

[msongs]

12. visit a southern baptist church almost any sunday. same views nt

[Whovian]

14. Scrolled through a few... Everybody dies.

And goes to hell. What an uplifting message.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

15. Sounds like a live action version of those old Chick Tracts

Bad luck - Go to hell
Help wrong person - Go to hell
Lie about the cookie jar - eternity in hell, no more cookies
Go to school and believe the science teacher - Burn in hell with the dinosaurs
Care for the environment - Burn in hell with hippies
Breathe air without praising god with said breath - burn in hell as Jesus and Jack Chick laugh at you

Yep, sounds like tons of fun

Freya, save me from Jesus' followers, they know not what they do (and who they may be pissing off)

[LuvNewcastle]

16. That gives me an idea.

Someone should build a haunted house where scenes from the Bible are acted out. It could be called "Yahweh's House of Hate." There could be actor's portraying the slaughter of heathen villages in the name of Yahweh. Sacrifice a bunch of animals and burn them in a big bonfire. Push Jezebel out of a window and let the dogs eat her body. The Bible is scarier than anything in haunted houses.

[Spirochete]

18. no, but I mistakenly rented "Hell House" once.

It was seriously lame. What a waste of a fun holiday!

[Separation]

19. The religious right

are probably the most dangerous of the right. Some of the stuff that comes out of their mouths scares the shit outta me.