Well this tweet from Ted Cruz now makes sense:

[Kingofalldems]

I wonder if that contribution he gave her was actually legal?

Link to tweet

[tanyev]

1. *snort*

[Hugin]

2. In context.

All becomes clear.

[TheBlackAdder]

3. Not tweeted, the 14 butt shots he took to fap to in the men's room.

[3catwoman3]

11. I have learned some new slang today.

Thank you, Urban Dictionary.

[rownesheck]

4. Ew.

I think I'm gonna hurl.

[peggysue2]

10. I second that!

Ewwwww.

[sop]

5. Ted, you got some 'splaining to do!

[Kingofalldems]

6. Wonder what his wife is saying now.

[malaise]

8. Any bets that the Slobfather knew about this?

😀😀😀

[sop]

9. Trump probably gave Ted her number, or maybe Putin was involved.

Looks like she got some good kompromat, though. Ted had to buy her a congressional seat to keep her quiet.

[leftieNanner]

12. I had the same thought. nt