Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) continues to spout nonsensical Kennedyisms on Fox News

[Nevilledog]

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The Recount
@therecount
"President Biden has appointed wack jobs. I mean, it's like these people dropped acid in an Outback parking lot. You can't reason with them, they are just so woke."

— Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) continues to spout nonsensical Kennedyisms on Fox News


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6:21 AM · Jun 15, 2022

I hate this fucker.

[Karadeniz]

1. In a just world, everyone included in his blanket smear should sue for slander. And if the law says

they'd have to suffer financial loss, the law's wrong. Reputation is an
asset in accounting... good will.

[The Magistrate]

2. The Gentleman Should Name Names, Ma'am....

I was unaware Outback Steak House was a den of acid orgy....

[Shrike47]

5. Only in the parking lot.

[karynnj]

8. Hmmm Wouldn't super woke people be unlikely at a steak house instead of a Locovore veggie restaurant

[The Unmitigated Gall]

24. You raise an good point.

An Outback parking lot is much likelier the location for a cocaine-fueled repuke orgy. Or an Appleby’s, I suppose.

[Midnight Writer]

22. Rush Limbaugh used to get his Oxycontin in the Denny's parking lot.

[zuul]

3. Senator Corn Pone playing hick for the Faux dip shits.

[Nevilledog]

14. About that accent

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Rick G. Rosner
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Video evidence of fake-folksy Senator John Kennedy before and after he got his cornpone accent:

Jackson 🇺🇸
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Replying to @CamilleCarrigan @metaralsexual and @dumbassgenius
Here’s a good one:
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2:16 PM · Apr 15, 2022

[zuul]

15. I believe Senator Cassidy (R-LA) was a Democrat too and then switched parties after winning.

I guess they figured out that it's more lucrative to be a pube.

[Walleye]

4. John, didn't they tell you not to eat the brown acid?

[kimbutgar]

6. Too bad he can't be voted out in November

GRRRRR

[Clash City Rocker]

7. Can we just get one of these idiots to tell us what they think "woke" means?

Definition of woke (Entry 1 of 2)
chiefly US slang
: aware of and actively attentive to important facts and issues (especially issues of racial and social justice)

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/woke

[The Unmitigated Gall]

25. They understand...

Like a vampire “understands” a sunny day at the beach.

[LuckyLib]

9. Between Texas, Louisiana, and Florida, my heart goes out to

Democrats/liberals living in those states. The stupid in positions of power is overwhelming.

[Demovictory9]

13. y eah

[IjustDontlikeRepugs]

18. Include me!

I live in Arkansas. Sarah Sanders will be my next governor.

[doc03]

10. With his best Foghorn Leghorn impression. nt

[Atticus]

11. To the most unfortunately named person in the US Senate, John Kennedy

You are a highly educated person so you understand that "wacky" is a very imprecise term and merely a subjective conclusion on your part. Can you specify which of the President's appointments you believe deserve this pejorative? And, could you tell us just what they said or did that was "wacky"?

And, please educate me and others here---what exactly does "woke" even mean, for crying out loud? Also, is your local Outback a notorious marketplace for illicit drugs or what is that about?

Relax, John. No one here expects an answer because no one takes you seriously. We understand that your base expects you to lapse into "Gooberspeak" whenever someone gives you TV face time.

Say "Hey" to "Ain't Bea", OK?

[woodsprite]

12. Anytime this guy is on the TV, all I see/hear is Mr. Haney from Green Acres. nt

[IjustDontlikeRepugs]

20. Nailed it!

[PatSeg]

16. He doesn't even try to make sense

Strangely enough before Trump, John-No-Relation-Kennedy actually was fairly reasonable. Trump brings out the absolute worst in people.

[IjustDontlikeRepugs]

17. Kennedy be like....

“They trying to scare the chickens in the coop to spook the coyotes in the field”.

Or some stupid shit like that. Yeah, I made that up but I don’t understand much of what that fucker says. And, I’m from Arkansas.

[andym]

19. He's gaslighting the fuse on the culture wars

Unfortunately effective with the Fox News audience

[Vinca]

21. Ah, c'mon. He's just a good ole boy atoutin' whas rahhhhhhht.

He learnt howta do it over there at that dad gum Oxford University in England.

[Midnight Writer]

23. If you think it's tough to reason with someone who is woke, try it with someone who's asleep.