DJIA up 500+ points today

[gratuitous]

"What will not be the lead story on the evening news, Mayim?"

[doc03]

1. It is only paper loses but I have lost all my gains for

2021 so far this year.

[pwb]

2. Let me guess?

DJIA fails to recover previous loss? No word of a gain.

[NewHendoLib]

3. Only needs to go up 6000 more to get back to its high point

[Sympthsical]

4. It'll be part of the lead story

No one's going to discuss a rate hike and not note what the stock market did in reaction.

So, kind of an odd complaint.

[bucolic_frolic]

5. I think it did this last rate hike

then gave it all back the next day

[Shermann]

7. Beware the dead cat bounce! nt

[muriel_volestrangler]

6. and it only closed up 300, too

so that makes "up 500+", quite rightly, vanishingly unlikely as the lead.