A Haggard-looking former president was a surprise guest at the Andrew Giuliani fundraiser

[kpete]

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[TreasonousBastard]

1. He is a mess.

[Probatim]

41. He was a mess 10 years ago - and wasn't so hot prior to that.

Maybe the summer heat in Merdo-lardo will do us some good.

[TreasonousBastard]

56. I remember him constantly getting press in NYC going back...

to tbe 70s. He looked like shit then and hasn't aged well.

[Probatim]

68. I've met women who, even very recently, thought he was hot.

One was at my PCP's office and was going on about how she'd let him have his way with her. I just looked at her and asked if it was the money - because if it was his appearance, she was delusional.

She wasn't too thrilled with my comment. Her office mates were deeply amused.

[TreasonousBastard]

76. Makes you wonder again just what women find attractive.

[electric_blue68]

80. Er, some women. 👍

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. He looks like he's about to start drooling.

No life in those beady eyes either.

[rzemanfl]

4. Ran out of orange? n/t

[greatauntoftriplets]

21. True, he looks redder than usual.

Maybe his blood pressure is spiking.

[wnylib]

42. I noticed that, too. Makeup is much pinker now.

Or maybe just sunburn?

[Raster]

60. nah, the girdle is cinched up MAXIMUM...

...He's finding it difficult to breathe.

[JI7]

3. Are his pants wet ?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. Depends!

[NewHendoLib]

13. DUZy!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

17. 🤗

[NewHendoLib]

20. I have an echinacea in my garden that looks like him

Red with an orange center

He's definitely a weed, not a flower, though!

[niyad]

58. That is an insult to echinacea, which is beautiful and beneficial.

[NewHendoLib]

59. Indeed!

Sitting out in my yard in a shady corner, just watered. 82 and humid, heading to 90, which is hot for here.

All feels right with the world when I am out here listening to the birds!

[electric_blue68]

82. And an insult to most weeds!

[NJCher]

34. you're fast on the draw, Floyd

always enjoy your humorous posts.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

36. My pleasure!

[calimary]

53. ROFL!

[Raster]

61. !!!

[Omnipresent]

7. That doesn't matter...

Tfg probably wears diaper’s

[jpak]

6. The diet Coke isn't working

He got the Hamberder Bloat

Yup

[Layzeebeaver]

12. It's the coke and hamberder enema therapy

It has to be…

[SWBTATTReg]

8. Kind of looks high? I looked at his nose too, didn't see any white stuff, at least he's

wiping his nose clean after he uses.

[GoCubsGo]

74. He looks out of breath to me.

I would be shocked if he could walk more than twenty feet without gasping for air. He's morbidly obese and never exercised a day in his life, and his history of snorting things up his nose doesn't help there, either

[gab13by13]

9. So what is Trump's going rate nowadays?

He isn't going to someone else's fundraiser without getting a cut.

[niyad]

10. Stroke out already, you F'n, murdering, orange TRAITOR**.

[Aristus]

33. +1

[calimary]

48. +1,000,000

[Tetrachloride]

11. More cholesterol for the win

and a few doses of others’ vapors.

[roamer65]

14. A bloated tick.

[NewHendoLib]

15. Covfefe OD

[Pinback]

50. That and Sharpie fumes

Part of this nutritious breakfast!

[secondwind]

16. His hair is thinning even more. He looks awful.

[PatSeg]

32. It is really hard to say

as he always looks awful to me. Now that we don't see him every day on TV and online, I am always surprised at how truly ugly he is. For a man who is so conscious of optics, he is totally oblivious to how HE looks to the rest of the world - certainly not the way he sees himself in the mirror.

[wnylib]

44. Not capable of objectivity.

He sees what he wants to see.

[PatSeg]

69. Yes, that reflects everything

about him and his life. There is only one truth and that is his truth.

[Harker]

18. I don't see the resemblance. n/t

[Croney]

19. No, don't insult Merle!

[Happy Hoosier]

22. He always looks like 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound sack.

And I'm not talking about his weight.

His clothes are poorly tailored. He looks like bronzer and hairspray are his only grooming routines.

What a mess.

[Ohio Joe]

23. He does not look well at all...

Committing suicide by fast food does not look like a great way to kill yourself.

[malaise]

24. Would you after this week in hearings?😀

That’s the look I expect when they take him out in handcuffs😀😀

[keithbvadu2]

25. Donald's sartorial elegance

[iscooterliberally]

31. Trump kinda reminds me of President Skroob. His ass is on backwards.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

54. What a hilarious comparison!

Barack Obama looks like he stepped off of a GQ cover. I think the tan suit makes him look like a boss.
Donald Trump looks like he stepped off a MAD Magazine cover. What is funny is that he is not trying to look like a laughingstock.

[3catwoman3]

65. Barack "ba-rocked" that tan suit!

ITA - Definitely GQ cover material.

[Samrob]

26. All those steroids are taking a toll. nt

[FailureToCommunicate]

27. He always reminds me of these creepy things...

(With apologies to actual ticks)

https://sp-ao.shortpixel.ai/client/to_auto,q_glossy,ret_img,w_450,h_300/

[calimary]

49. OMG!!!!!

[ShazzieB]

64. Oh, don't apologize to the ticks!

Ticks are nasty, disease-carrying blood suckers. Not all that different from TFG in some ways.

[FailureToCommunicate]

73. Maybe. But TFG and Rebubs are worse than ticks. Ticks are not damaging our democracy.

But, having pulled another one off me yesterday, I agree that ticks are nasty disease-carrying creepy little blood suckers.

Almost as bad as the former president and his money sucking minions.

[not fooled]

70. Ha!

Yeah, bloated after a blood meal.

Needs to be photoshopped onto a picture of Lady Liberty or a map of America.

[SoonerPride]

28. How the fuck the right wing attacks BIDEN for his cognitive skills after hearing this moron baffles

my mind.

He is incoherent and idiotic but they thunk he's a genius.

Meanwhile Pres. Biden is articulate and concise and they prattle on about how he's lost his marbles.

They are either delusional or delusional.

[GoCubsGo]

72. They are HUGE fans of projection.

It's the old, "distract from your faults by projecting them onto someone else."--with a big assist from "We're too stupid/brain-washed to distinguish between a stutter and cognitive decline."

[Boomerproud]

29. If you look closely (I know I know) his eyes are unfocused.

Yep, he's starting to feel the pressure.

[kozar]

30. Absolutely

Zero eye contact!!! Not a “ body language “ signal that exudes confidence and control IMHO.



Koz

[NJCher]

35. another round of covid coming up

Why? Because Andrew Guiliani is not vaccinated and because he's not, it's relatively certain they had no mask requirement for the fundraiser.

How do I know? On the NY gubanatorial debate a few days ago, Andrew Guiliani had to attend virtually because they wouldn't allow him in person due to his non-vaccinated status.

[wnylib]

45. If Giuliani wins the Republican primary,

it will be Giuliani against Hochul in the general.

But I doubt that even NYC would vote for the former mayor's son. They fell out of love with "America's Mayor" long ago.

I don't doubt, though, that there would be a lot of idiotic mud slinging from Giuliani and his supporters.

[Botany]

37. That man is in "God's Waiting Room."

He looks unsteady on his feet, bloated, and more than a little out of it.
If I heard he dropped dead today I wouldn't be surprised. I wonder if
the J-6 hearings are tearing up his insides?

Andrew Giuliani almost looks like he is keeping "the donald" from falling.

[Marcuse]

62. Waiting for the down elevator.

[Meadowoak]

38. i think he and the princess daughter are on the outs right now, and she

is the only one he lets near his "hair."

[colorado_ufo]

39. Where is his tie?

Black suit and white shirt with no tie at a formal event? It looks like he just woke up and they threw a suit coat on him.

[bucolic_frolic]

40. Morph into dressing like clergy

[catbyte]

43. That combover is looking a little sparse. Perhaps he should borrow this:

[liberalla]

46. He looks like he wet himself!

Andrew - Got any dry trousers?

[Kid Berwyn]

47. Pisswig looks totally beat.

And spent.

[3Hotdogs]

67. Where did his dead cat go?

[VGNonly]

78. He looks like Frank Barone

from Everybody Loves Raymond.

[sdfernando]

51. Is that the same jacket he wore for the Queen?

Its a fundraiser not dinner with royalty!

[BeyondGeography]

52. And that's just the pre-indictment look

Squirm, you worthless POS.

[Prof. Toru Tanaka]

55. As usual, Donald looks like stir-fried shit.

[sarcasmo]

57. The deteriorating health excuse is coming soon.

[Mr. Sparkle]

63. Caption

"They're not behind me, are they?"

[TeamProg]

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[LetMyPeopleVote]

71. TFG looks like crap

[Brother Buzz]

75. What's my caddy doing in here?

[struggle4progress]

77. "I'm here collecting money to help Andrew win! Just make your check to CASH

and hand it to Ivanka or Jarod!"

[purr-rat beauty]

79. He's like a stranger's shit waiting in a public toilet

waiting for you to meet

[iemanja]

81. He's likely railing about the committee hearings in that very photo.