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tblue37

(65,328 posts)
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 08:04 PM Jun 2022

J6er who beat cop with bat whines about "horrible" plea deal offer.

J6er Jacob Lang, with 13 charges including beating an officer with a bat: “They’re trying to grind us down to take these horrible plea deals .. My plea deal that they offered me was 108 months in prison for defending my Constitution. I’ll never take a plea deal to these tyrants!”




He has no idea what the Constitution says, but he will probably end up being sentence to significantly more than the 9 years he was offered in the plea deal.

Not bright.
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J6er who beat cop with bat whines about "horrible" plea deal offer. (Original Post) tblue37 Jun 2022 OP
Keep whining, Karen! ProudMNDemocrat Jun 2022 #1
One more reason to ensure a Republican does not get elected in 2024 OrangeJoe Jun 2022 #22
You sir kacekwl Jun 2022 #2
How's he feel about a cigarette and blindfold at dawn? bluedigger Jun 2022 #3
Repulsive. Depraved mindset to do what he did to that officer. MerryBlooms Jun 2022 #4
I think he needs to be encouraged, add a few more years. marble falls Jun 2022 #5
This message was self-deleted by its author Chin music Jun 2022 #17
It's not so much the lack of remorse which borthers me soldierant Jun 2022 #33
Exactly. Accusing them of fascism in their minds is validation. marble falls Jun 2022 #51
You mean a member of the 'law and order' party thinks malaise Jun 2022 #6
Fuck OFF you brainDEAD POS, Jacob Lang. Cha Jun 2022 #7
This fucking blueknight73 Jun 2022 #8
Cool. Don't take the deal. Does he really think those who take their cases to trial and win get Pepsidog Jun 2022 #9
Eurgh. Of COURSE Dinesh D'Felon is giving him air. Grokenstein Jun 2022 #10
Felons of a feather flock together. Marcuse Jun 2022 #15
By what twisted logic is beating cops with a baseball bat and overturning the government bucolic_frolic Jun 2022 #11
Note: "my" (not "our"...) Justice matters. Jun 2022 #36
Dude, that 108 months was a gift. Iggo Jun 2022 #12
He'll take the plea iemanja Jun 2022 #13
After what he said... reACTIONary Jun 2022 #32
Fuck you, terrorist. Aviation Pro Jun 2022 #14
Good idea Rebl2 Jun 2022 #18
One of his glaring mistakes is that thecrow Jun 2022 #16
Er, hey Jacob....... MyOwnPeace Jun 2022 #19
Does this ass🤡 not understand how plea deals work? ShazzieB Jun 2022 #20
He's a "God" guy.. when they talk that way, you know they're "mental". n/t TeamProg Jun 2022 #21
I can't listen to that bullshit... SergeStorms Jun 2022 #23
Ooohh ouch, I winced when I read that. He could get worse than that up his bunghole Ziggysmom Jun 2022 #38
Please don't take the deal packman Jun 2022 #24
He sounds contrite, doesn't he? Aussie105 Jun 2022 #25
I bet he felt like a real tough dude when he was swinging that bat. Demobrat Jun 2022 #26
To conservatives, Back the Blue becomes - Backstab the Blue. keithbvadu2 Jun 2022 #27
Plea Deals?!?! WTF? BlueIdaho Jun 2022 #28
He is about to commit a second serious offense - contempt of prosecutor. TomSlick Jun 2022 #29
I hope the Capitol police officer this guy beat up FakeNoose Jun 2022 #30
"for defending my Constitution" Botany Jun 2022 #31
the judge-- cloudboy07 Jun 2022 #34
None of them are bright Dave says Jun 2022 #35
Offer him 9 years instead of 108 months, see if he takes it. patphil Jun 2022 #37
So instead of 6-ish years, he faces what, 10-25? Tarc Jun 2022 #39
108 months is 9 years. tblue37 Jun 2022 #50
he beat a cop with a bat! he should google other cop beatings to see how many years the perp got Demovictory9 Jun 2022 #40
"These tyrants," who you beat with a baseball bat? NCLefty Jun 2022 #41
Boo hoo. CentralMass Jun 2022 #42
So the man drove 300 + miles, crossed police lines, tried to hurt or kill a police officer with .. Botany Jun 2022 #43
108 months is 9 years. 6.5 years is just 78 months. tblue37 Jun 2022 #48
This message was self-deleted by its author tblue37 Jun 2022 #49
Defending his Constitution? Which Constitution would that be? eShirl Jun 2022 #44
Meh... Ohio Joe Jun 2022 #45
Tots Higherarky Jun 2022 #46
Gonna spend a whole lot of time regretting his choices mucifer Jun 2022 #47
"Your" Constitution? sheshe2 Jun 2022 #52
I don't automatically believe "108 months" plea deal. Consider the source. Hortensis Jun 2022 #53
lock him up. give him 45 years in the slammer. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS. Trueblue1968 Jun 2022 #54

OrangeJoe

(335 posts)
22. One more reason to ensure a Republican does not get elected in 2024
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 09:33 PM
Jun 2022

If we don't turn out in massive numbers in November, 2024 and a Republican gets elected everyone of these ass-wipes will get a pardon.

Response to marble falls (Reply #5)

soldierant

(6,847 posts)
33. It's not so much the lack of remorse which borthers me
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 10:29 PM
Jun 2022

as the stupidity that he hs no idea in the universe why remorse is even desirable in the circulstances. That is virtually guaranteed recidivism right there.

malaise

(268,930 posts)
6. You mean a member of the 'law and order' party thinks
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 08:33 PM
Jun 2022

He can beat up cops and then call himself a political prisoner.
Off to prison for you.

blueknight73

(295 posts)
8. This fucking
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 08:48 PM
Jun 2022

Brain dead tool. When you turn down a plea deal from the feds, you will get MORE time and they will make sure you serve every day of it

Pepsidog

(6,254 posts)
9. Cool. Don't take the deal. Does he really think those who take their cases to trial and win get
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 08:58 PM
Jun 2022

sentenced to deals better than the plea offer? He better win otherwise the 108 months in prison will look good. In my state of NJ aggravated assault on a cop with a weapon is a crime of the first degree and a crime of violence which means he would get, presuming he had no other criminal record, 15 years 85% of that time to be served without the possibility of parole. You don’t beat cops with bats and get good plea deals. What did Baretta say”if you can’t do the time then don’t do the crime”.

Grokenstein

(5,722 posts)
10. Eurgh. Of COURSE Dinesh D'Felon is giving him air.
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 08:59 PM
Jun 2022

I feel like posts displaying his face should come with a trigger warning.

bucolic_frolic

(43,128 posts)
11. By what twisted logic is beating cops with a baseball bat and overturning the government
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 09:02 PM
Jun 2022

actually a defense of the US Constitution?

He's got some screws loose.

Justice matters.

(6,925 posts)
36. Note: "my" (not "our"...)
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 10:35 PM
Jun 2022

In "his" Constitution, there is no big blue book of criminal codes, obviously.

I hope he likes life in the slammer... it's mostly boring for a looooong time.

reACTIONary

(5,770 posts)
32. After what he said...
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 10:27 PM
Jun 2022

... he's going to have to work hard at being contrite for the judge to accept it.

thecrow

(5,519 posts)
16. One of his glaring mistakes is that
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 09:08 PM
Jun 2022

he was defending “his” constitution. Nobody in this country gets to own
their own constitution. It is OUR constitution… The US Constitution belongs to
each and every citizen. And by the rules set forth in OUR Constitution, and the civil
rules of the US, he is being sent to jail. Bug-bye you dumb mf.

MyOwnPeace

(16,925 posts)
19. Er, hey Jacob.......
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 09:26 PM
Jun 2022

Here's the thing:

You were NOT 'defending' "your Constitution" - YOU were part of an INSURRECTION - trying to OVERTHROW a fair and honest election in OUR country!

You did NOTHING to 'honor' OUR Counstition - you tried to subvert it. OUR Constitution says that YOU should be put away for a while.

Enjoy your stay - you deserved it.

ShazzieB

(16,370 posts)
20. Does this ass🤡 not understand how plea deals work?
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 09:27 PM
Jun 2022

Or does he actually think he has a chance of not being convicted? Either way, he's a ginormous idiot. When prosecutors offer a deal like that, it means they have the goods on you, and they're being nice enough to offer you a lesser sentence in return for saving them and the court system the time and money involved in putting on a trial.

I'm sure he'll get a lot more time than that when he's convicted by a jury (as he most certainly will be). Especially if his defense is that he was "defending my Constitution." His lawyer will probably try to keep him from using that, because they know it would get him laughed out of the courtroom, but these J6 folks aren't always willing to take sensible advice

As Bugs would say, "What a maroon!"

SergeStorms

(19,193 posts)
23. I can't listen to that bullshit...
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 09:33 PM
Jun 2022

because I can pretty much guess what those two cement-heads are going to say.

Fuck them both up their keesters with a rusty straight razor. Goddamned traitors.

 

packman

(16,296 posts)
24. Please don't take the deal
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 09:35 PM
Jun 2022

Rot in jail to prove how great an American you are - We won't miss you

Aussie105

(5,382 posts)
25. He sounds contrite, doesn't he?
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 09:38 PM
Jun 2022

Or is it . . . my interpretation of the Constitution beats your interpretation?



Demobrat

(8,970 posts)
26. I bet he felt like a real tough dude when he was swinging that bat.
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 09:42 PM
Jun 2022

Not so tough now, are you asswipe?

TomSlick

(11,097 posts)
29. He is about to commit a second serious offense - contempt of prosecutor.
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 10:01 PM
Jun 2022

He should take the deal and be glad. Otherwise, he will go to prison for a very long time and serve every day.

FakeNoose

(32,633 posts)
30. I hope the Capitol police officer this guy beat up
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 10:13 PM
Jun 2022

... gets to personally lock his prison cell when he finally goes in. Lock him up!

Botany

(70,490 posts)
31. "for defending my Constitution"
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 10:15 PM
Jun 2022

The Constitution prescribed for the orderly transfer of power after the counting of the certified electoral
on 1/6.

Lock him up.

 

cloudboy07

(351 posts)
34. the judge--
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 10:29 PM
Jun 2022

is going to see didn't take deal get pissed for cutting into his time ! max- sentence is close to 20 yr's !

patphil

(6,169 posts)
37. Offer him 9 years instead of 108 months, see if he takes it.
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 10:42 PM
Jun 2022

9 is a lot smaller than 108, isn't it?
On second thought, just give him 15-20 years. Maybe he can spend the time studying the Constitution.
F this guy!

Tarc

(10,476 posts)
39. So instead of 6-ish years, he faces what, 10-25?
Fri Jun 17, 2022, 10:53 PM
Jun 2022

These inbred MAGAts are 20 pounds of stupid stuffed into a 5 gallon bag.

Botany

(70,490 posts)
43. So the man drove 300 + miles, crossed police lines, tried to hurt or kill a police officer with ..
Sat Jun 18, 2022, 08:35 AM
Jun 2022

... a baseball bat, illegally entered the US Capitol, did not follow the orders of law enforcement,
and tried to use violence overthrow our Constitutionally elected government because he believed
the lies of D. Trump. He was offered 6.5 years .... out in 3?? .... and he now looking at @ least
10 years in prison before he can get out. Fuck him let him get out of prison years from now as
grey haired broken man.

Response to Botany (Reply #43)

Hortensis

(58,785 posts)
53. I don't automatically believe "108 months" plea deal. Consider the source.
Sat Jun 18, 2022, 07:29 PM
Jun 2022

However, he's charged with "obstruction of an official proceeding," among others, which carries the same potential sentence as seditious conspiracy. So 9 years instead of max 20 years could be true...

Trueblue1968

(17,205 posts)
54. lock him up. give him 45 years in the slammer. I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS.
Sat Jun 18, 2022, 08:06 PM
Jun 2022

HE IS A VIOLENT AND EVIL POS.

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