Group of U.K. Soldiers Booted from NATO Deployment After On-Base Orgy

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A horde of U.K. paratroopers were banned from joining a NATO deployment after a video caught the group hosting an orgy inside the barracks, The Times of London reported.

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Group of U.K. Soldiers Booted from NATO Deployment After On-Base Orgy
While the soldiers did not commit a crime, the head of the U.K. army did not want to risk ruining its reputation.
11:52 AM · Jun 19, 2022

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Hundreds of paratroops have been banned from a deployment to the Balkans as punishment after videos surfaced of an orgy taking place at a military barracks.

General Sir Patrick Sanders, the new head of the army, said in a letter to generals and commanding officers that he was not willing to “risk the mission or the reputation of the British army” by sending them overseas.

The soldiers from 3rd Battalion the Parachute Regiment will lose out on a medal and extra pay and use the month they should have been abroad to “reflect on where they have fallen short of what we all expect of our army”.

The highly unusual move comes less than a week after Sanders, the former head of Strategic Command, took over the position as chief of the general staff (CGS).

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[Karadeniz]

1. People!!! Straighten up!!! From stem to stern, Boris to the rank and file, just quit thinking

Drunken hooliganism is acceptable !!!

[Bristlecone]

2. BoJo Approves

[Sneederbunk]

3. British orgies are very formal.

[gay texan]

4. "ello, i fancy a bit of random sex, my good fellow" n/t

[Hortensis]

9. Oh, okay. I was thinking 1 woman to 8 men sounded like

like a bit of a slow party, but of course 9 randomers could be a proper bash.

[gay texan]

12. "I say old sport, the 'ol Henry got a right proper thrashing along with me bum!!!" n/t

[gay texan]

13. "Fancy a spot of tea, Eh?"

wink wink, nudge nudge

[bluecollar2]

5. #3 Para...

Who's surprised?

[winstars]

6. "OK GENTLEMEN, Drop you socks and................."

Sorry, first thing I thought of...

[The Unmitigated Gall]

7. "Gentlemen...(ahem)...To the Regiment!"

[sdfernando]

8. This thread is useless without video!

[keithbvadu2]

10. Documentation

[NCLefty]

18. We simply quiver with anticipation.

[Efilroft Sul]

11. Sounds like they were all executing multiple pre-dawn vertical insertions.

[Iggo]

14. Alexander conquered the world.

[roamer65]

15. ...

[SYFROYH]

16. For Queen and Country

[krispos42]

17. For God's sake, STOP RECORDING EMBARRASSING SHIT

People, if you're going to do something legal but professionally embarrassing, DO NOT RECORD IT. Especially on a device connected to the Internet!

If you're going to do something illegal and/or stupid, by all means record it and post it to as many social media sites as possible.