BREAKING: Trump reveals that the 2020 Election was "a fruit bread of nuts, spices..."

[Miles Archer]

He squirted out a post on Truth Social about the election being STOLLEN.

Stollen is "a fruit bread of nuts, spices, and dried or candied fruit, coated with powdered sugar or icing sugar and often containing marzipan."

And he's an ignorant motherfucker.

Details here, I'm not going to post it, fuck him. I don't know if he'll do what he did on Twitter, which is correct it when he finds out, but right now it says "STOLLEN."

https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-2657531707/

[CurtEastPoint]

1. what is it with him and these GD 'PERFECT' calls? How can a phone call be perfect?

Fucking kkklown. Goddamn I hate him.

[Retrograde]

5. With him, everything is perfect

In math, this is called "Proof by blatant assertion": if you can't prove something, you just keep saying it's true and dare anyone to prove you wrong.

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. He thinks that he and everything he does is perfect.

Hilarious, I know.

[NCLefty]

9. He thinks if he uses the phrase enough, it will apply to ALL of his calls. Ever.

And yes, that's how dumb he thinks his fans are.

[Cracklin Charlie]

2. So...a fruitcake?

I would give him that.

[Yonnie3]

3. A vender in Bremen Germany would send me a stollen every Christmas/Hanukkah

They were very good, but these were not highly fruity and seemed to be made of nut flour.

[flor-de-jasmim]

4. Better than fruitcake:

https://www.daringgourmet.com/stollen-german-christmas-bread/

[Cheezoholic]

7. Claxton GA

Small town. Used to work on radiology equipment there. I'm sure they all voted for Fat Nixon. They also claim to be the fruitcake capitol of the world. I can vouch for that, and not the bread

https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2012/12/12/167066177/georgia-town-makes-claim-for-fruitcake-capital-of-the-world

[ReluctanceTango]

8. Corsicana, TX

Will definitely disagree with that.

https://collinstreet.com/

[NCLefty]

10. May Trump totaly chock on his fruit cake.