Praying for all the Conservative Christians, their leaders and allies to Bodily Ascend

[PurgedVoter]

Yes I am totally ready for all the Conservative Christians, their leaders and allies to bodily ascend to their eternal home. When I say ascend, I mean of course, leave this planet at once, miraculously and without leaving dead bodies. I don't want them dead, just gone and gone for good.

Who else is looking forward to celebrating the end times and raising a beer to them since there won't be any beer were they are going?

[niyad]

1. Sparkling wine for me!

[Blue Owl]

2. May the Rupture whisk them away swiftly

[mobeau69]

7. Rupture, LOL!

[roamer65]

3. Jesus doesn't want these cultist freaks.

Imagine having to spend an eternity with them.

[PurgedVoter]

4. Don't worry, they haven't been following Jesus

I mean, if i were to pronounce your name with ten extra syllables, would you answer?

[onecaliberal]

5. They're the same kind of people who killed him.

[yardwork]

17. Exactly. They're playing the wrong roles.

[FoxNewsSucks]

6. Good riddance.

The sooner, the better.

[Deuxcents]

8. They talk about "that glorious day" but when a life threatening

event comes their way, they say thanks for being spared. I don’t get it.

[keithbvadu2]

12. Do you want to go to Heaven?

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to Heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to got to Heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply. "Then stand over there against the wall," said the priest. Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to Heaven?" O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." The priest said, "I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to Heaven?" O'Toole said, "Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.

[MLAA]

21. Good one 🙂

[walkingman]

9. I'll be glad when they stop believing that ridiculous BS. This is the 21st Century.

[sop]

10. "Do you have any proof that you are not already in heaven and making a mess of it?" - Sadhguru

[purr-rat beauty]

11. I hope it sounds like a much needed toilet flushing

because I highly doubt they'll become lighter than air with all the shit they've been spewing

[keithbvadu2]

13. Be prepared

[NCLefty]

14. The only good Rapture:

[Seeking Serenity]

15. "I don't want them dead, just gone and gone for good"

I assume you are only speaking for yourself, yes?

[yardwork]

16. I'll help them pack. /nt

[OneGrassRoot]

19. And I'll help unburden them of their worldly belongings. n/t

[yardwork]

20. They're used to being conned and grifted, so that should be easy!

[OneGrassRoot]

22. Ha - truth! lol n/t

[Brenda]

18. Don't be grounded...

when the Rapture comes!

I grew up hearing that once in awhile and we all laughed. I'm not laughing at them anymore. Their brand of kookiness has infected the US in almost all aspects from federal to local government, mass media, neighborhoods, schools, etc. and they're still looking to get into everyone else's private spheres from what we read to who we love to autonomy over our physical bodies.

How much more can this country take?