Big, manly men, with tears in their eyes!

[tblue37]

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Ron Johnson explains why he broke his promise to only run for two terms: “I didn’t want to do this .. but people are literally coming up to me with tears in their eyes, streaming down their cheeks saying, ‘You got to run. You got to help us save this country!”

[Ocelot II]

1. So dumb he has to steal material from TFG?

[TheBlackAdder]

15. What, no "Sir, you are the most awesomest and manliest man on the planet. You must run again!" !?!

[LuckyCharms]

2. Shit, Now I'm crying.

[stopdiggin]

4. n' ya' got me started!

dang I hate gettin' all snotted up like that ..

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[JustAnotherGen]

3. Maaan

I want this s.o.b. to get his ass beat in November. He's one I'm hoping we find out is up to his eyeballs in the coup attempt.

[Mollyann]

5. Big manly men???

Did they call him sir?

[Ocelot II]

12. Enormous, manly men. Oozing testosterone from every pore.

Legs like sequoia trunks. Arms rippling with muscles. Necks as thick as telephone poles. Voices so deep they can be felt rumbling through the earth. Their manly tears, as they wept like babies, fell on their knees and called him Sir, flowed from their wise manly eyes, down their leathery cheeks and into their dense thickets of manly beard.

[badhair77]

6. Are his pants on fire?

These people lie as easily as they breathe.

[Irish_Dem]

7. Save it from all of those women, POC, LGBTQ who want equal rights.

Can't have that now can we?

[wryter2000]

11. And the ones who want Social Security for granny

And health care for little kids. Scary bunch.

[Irish_Dem]

17. Or those hungry kids who want to eat lunch at school.

[Scrivener7]

8. He is a seat we can turn from R to D. Because everyone hates him.

Except his imaginary friends there.

[Bev54]

9. I bet they are the same ones that call Trump sir

non-existent.

[emulatorloo]

10. We need to save the country from guys like you n/t

[Behind the Aegis]

13. So he is catering to snowflakes?

Interesting.

[PCIntern]

14. Yeah because I've seen a lot of men crying during political discussions in my lifetime...

Like Bob Novak or Pat Buchanan.

[TheBlackAdder]

16. And here I thought he was a mendacious fuck, the near pinnacle of 2022 GOP Bullshitters.

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[tavernier]

18. Ron Johnson... isn't he the...

Oh yeah, I remember now. He’s the idiot.

There should be a law that idiots have to wear something that is easily identifiable, so that normal people will be forewarned. Maybe a special kind of hat or something.

[MiniMe]

19. What a bunch of BS

[PlanetBev]

20. Oh, the onions!

Think of the onions! 😭