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Atticus

(15,124 posts)
Mon Jun 20, 2022, 04:35 PM Jun 2022

Ooh! Ooh! MAGA/Wingnut/QOP states! TheTexas GOP just took the lead in your contest to adopt

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the most despicable, irrational and profoundly stupid policies! They have "officially"---as a party---opposed transgender folks and homosexuals and have proudly---DUH!---declared that Joe Biden is NOT the POTUS! Kinda takes your breath away, doesn't it?

I know you are now gnashing your teeth and rending your garments as you struggle to come up with something to top THAT, but----not to worry! I can help!

First, you declare that LBJ was never validly elected because---whatever---interference by Fidel Castro, he was born in New Zealand---whatever and, therefore, the Voting Rights Act of 1965 was bogus and all votes cast thereafter by minority citizens were bogus! Subtract out those votes and a whole truckload of "woke" statutes passed by the libs will have to be declared invalid by the new 9 Republican justices on the SCOTUS.

Next, you REQUIRE marksmanship training as part of all first grade curriculums and present each 8th grade graduate with their very own AR 15 paid for by taxes on electric vehicles and all electricity provided by solar or wind power.

Finally, you not only declare English the "official" language in your state, you make speaking any other language in public a crime punishable by loss of citizenship ( if applicable ), or death by public stoning.

THAT ought to show Texas what state REAL Americans live in!

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Ooh! Ooh! MAGA/Wingnut/QOP states! TheTexas GOP just took the lead in your contest to adopt (Original Post) Atticus Jun 2022 OP
Someone's gotta be first. Texas just wants to be first in all categories at the same time. TheBlackAdder Jun 2022 #1
The bible says you can stone your son if he's stubborn and rebellious. Probatim Jun 2022 #2
Is that you, Horshack? MyOwnPeace Jun 2022 #3
So the Texbekistan QOP is angry that Florarabia held the lead... IngridsLittleAngel Jun 2022 #4

Probatim

(2,459 posts)
2. The bible says you can stone your son if he's stubborn and rebellious.
Mon Jun 20, 2022, 04:42 PM
Jun 2022

If they want to live in a theocracy and the bible is the inerrant word of gawd, this should already be on the books.

Not speaking English in murrica is both stubborn and rebellious.

I also assume any version of authentic frontier gibberish would pass for English - they wouldn't require us to be grammatically correct with proper usage would they? Occasionally, I'll dangle a participle or misplace a modifier.

MyOwnPeace

(16,888 posts)
3. Is that you, Horshack?
Mon Jun 20, 2022, 04:45 PM
Jun 2022



Seriously, great post - and what the hell, why NOT just go 100% CRAZY on it all.
 

IngridsLittleAngel

(1,962 posts)
4. So the Texbekistan QOP is angry that Florarabia held the lead...
Tue Jun 21, 2022, 01:04 AM
Jun 2022

So now they have to put the petal to the metal to try to win the race to the bottom. Wonderful.

They can't go one day without hating on the LGBTQ's. I'd say "This shit is getting old," but it passed old months ago. Is it a surprise, though? They have nothing. No plans to improve life. No plans to make the state better. No plans to lift anyone up. All that's left is irrational, psychotic hatred...

...maybe it's all they ever had.

Well, you know, Abbutt, there's a real simple solution. A solution to all your problems. You could secede. You could go back to being the lone star nation. And then Biden won't be your president anymore. Just let all the good people of your state leave, and then leave the nation yourselves. We'll get by with 49 states. Especially since under your "leadership" Texas has become a net minus instead of a net plus.

In fact, let's take this idea even further. Why don't all of you rich crazy Republiqans buy your own country? You could call it Drumpfland or MAGArabia or whatever. You can install Drumpf as dictator for life. You can do all the stupid shit you want while leaving the US to the good people who prefer democracy over fascism and life over death.

For the love of anything still good and sacred in this universe, may Beto please win?! Before it's too late!?

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