Today's womp womp - Proud Boys pelted with prisoners' poop and piss

[Pluvious]

I don’t write this stuff
I just pass it on

Link to tweet

[JustAnotherGen]

1. Oh well

Welcome to the big house

[Justice matters.]

2. Shoulda thought of that before engaging in fux-entertainment BS.

[DURHAM D]

3. How do you throw urine? nt

[Justice matters.]

7. Coffee cup.

[dweller]

8. You push real hard

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[3catwoman3]

55. A good question, and I did not know the answer.

I'm not sure why this is making me giggle, but it is.

[DURHAM D]

56. Me too.

After the coffee cup comment I decided that a "urine balloon" could work even better.

Can you buy balloons while in prison?

[3catwoman3]

59. Another answer I do not know, and hope to never...

...need to know.

With female plumbing, I would not wish to try filling a balloon with urine.

[DURHAM D]

62. lol

Trump has at least made us laugh from time to time. That is all he was good for.

[11 Bravo]

65. I had a girlfriend in college who could write her name in the snow.

I have to admit, it was mesmerizing.

[COL Mustard]

77. I saw one in the Ft. Benning Officers Club

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Who could…oh, never mind. Let’s just say that guy didn’t want those glasses back.

[sdfernando]

78. Well that could be mildly talented

or holy f$@king s@#t!….all depends on the complexity of her name.

[3catwoman3]

79. I thought only those with male plumbing...

...could do that.

DU is so educational.

[11 Bravo]

84. It required some interesting gyrations as well as fancy footwork.

As I said ... mesmerizing.

[alfredo]

90. Her name was Rhoshandiatellyneshiaunneveshen

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Her nick name was Big Bladder Bertha

[True Blue American]

75. I get the picture!

Was just watering my flowers with my new hose! LOL

[tanyev]

4. Oh, it's all fun and games when they're smearing their own poop in the Capitol.

[Bluethroughu]

12. So true, I didn't even think of that...magats.

[Omnipresent]

22. When will these young and crazy teenagers ever learn and mature..

Oh wait, they are older men who never learn from their mistakes!

[Traildogbob]

37. Damn right

They were fine shitting on OUR capital. So let the shit slap em in the face. KARMA bitches. My thought and prayer!!! Trump and his goons get a lot of that shit smeared on them. I will get religion for that prayer to happen. Smear it thick across Jarod’s and Bannon's smug mugs.chucked around…….ya know the rest. 💦💦💦💩💩💩🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿👌🏿🖕🏿🖕🏾🖕🏽🖕

[3catwoman3]

58. Excellent point.

If you're gonna dish it out, gotta be able to take it.

[Johnny2X2X]

5. LOL

These are the same people who support Cons making prison more and more brutal. F them.

[TheBlackAdder]

23. That's the irony. They demand a police state and want harsh punishments, until they are broomed up.

[ProfessorGAC]

68. They Want Prison For The "Others"

They are delusional about their patriotism. They are stupidly convinced they are heroes who don't deserve this.
The police state they want moronically includes the disclaimer "But, not me."

[OMGWTF]

30. Their Lard and Slobbler wanted to bring back firing squads.

[cloudboy07]

52. for him I would like that !

[Bluethroughu]

6. Not sad about it.

[LudwigPastorius]

10. Now we know what happens when the shit hits the...

fanatic.

He cries about it.

[Nevilledog]

13. *snicker*

That's perfection.

[Bluethroughu]

14. Lol

[dixiechiken1]

38. *chef's kiss*

[rubbersole]

70. Fan-tastic!

[SWBTATTReg]

11. Mom and Dad's basement is looking better and better now, eh?

Idiots. You reap what you sow...

[smb]

51. Now That These Assholes No Longer Live There...

...Mom and Dad have a chance to clean the poop and piss out of their basements.

[whathehell]

15. Could it be they don't view him as a "Patriot"?

[TheRealNorth]

16. I don't believe a word this fucking Fascist says

Total projection IMO.

[alterfurz]

17. aka/dba Oaf Queefers

[LuckyCharms]

46. !

[secondwind]

18. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.........

[Solly Mack]

19. If that was happening to someone else he'd claim they deserved it for being in jail.

But since it is happening to him, he thinks it wrong.

Typical.

[Buns_of_Fire]

20. The guards won't let inmates have dangerous weapons like vegetables.

So what else can they throw?

[Kid Berwyn]

21. Got a lot to look forward to.

[TheBlackAdder]

24. Oh, how pasty white he'll look when he can't use makup and dyes anymore. Ivanka will be another.

[Gore1FL]

34. He can always use urochrome and bilirubin for coloration assuming he gets treated the same! nt

[iluvtennis]

29. Me too. n/t

[burrowowl]

42. Oh YESSSS!

[Mr. Evil]

53. His hair sure as hell won't look like that!

[SergeStorms]

69. He'll have a much browner complexion....

and not as Orange. He could still get that piss-yellow tint in his hair though.

[Hekate]

25. My heart just bleeds for the seditious bastard

[SheltieLover]

26. ...

[iluvtennis]

28. hahaha. Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

[area51]

49. Beat me to it.

[iluvtennis]

80. 😁

[MagickMuffin]

31. Whelp when you poop on the Constitution whatyaexpect?

May they continue to throw shit your way everyday of your miserable life!

[Aviation Pro]

32. FAFO

…..

[Silent3]

33. While I have no pity for this asshole, inmate-on-inmate violence should never be condoned.

We need to seriously reform our entire prison system (and have a lot fewer people in it) until this kind of violence, and the much worse stuff that goes on, is a rare event, not just a ho-hum "well, that's life in the slammer".

[BlackSkimmer]

39. Yes, sad to see how many DUers are all for prison violence if they dislike the offender.

Wow, this thread.

[demmiblue]

40. +1

One would think there would be more posts like yours on a democratic/progressive/liberal message board.

[orangecrush]

64. See post #63

I agree.

[demmiblue]

81. ...

[inthewind21]

82. I don't

really classify an inmate pelting another inmate with poop as violence. Mean and nasty, yes, gross, yes but violence? No

vi·o·lence

noun
behavior involving physical force intended to hurt, damage, or kill someone or something.

[Silent3]

87. If you heard a story about a man who threw feces at his wife or his children...

...you'd be outraged at the vileness of the act. That is most definitely a form of violence.

Look further than the first definition listed in the dictionary for "violence", and don't so easy dismiss the pain of humiliation.

[onecaliberal]

35. Sorry, not sorry. 🤣🤣🤣

[kairos12]

36. A Hard Rain Gonna Fall.

[nolabear]

48. ...

[bringthePaine]

41. what was the old saying? let's see, um, "don't do the crime if you're a pissy refuKKKchicken"?...

[RANDYWILDMAN]

43. Good !

should have thought about this before you did what you did.

[Pepsidog]

44. I'm happy to hear about this.

[Martin68]

45. How does it feel to be at the bottom of the dominance hierarchy? Without your gun!

[Maine Abu El Banat]

47. Traitor says what?

[LuckyCharms]

50. And the oath keeper retaliated by screaming URINATE!

"Er...I mean you WERE an eight until a piece of your shit hit me in my front teeth. NOW, you're a two".

[smb]

54. The Karmic Outcome Of Voting For GQP Politicians Who Let Prisons Turn Into Shitholes nt

[Historic NY]

57. Gives new meaning to sh-t faced.

[lpbk2713]

60. Hey tough guy.

Still want to storm the Capitol?

[keithbvadu2]

61. Proud Boys aren't so bad ass after a few weeks in jail.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100215653037

Proud Boys aren't so bad ass after a few weeks in jail.

[orangecrush]

63. No one should be abused in prisons

Although I understand the sentiment.

That is why we have laws to determine punishment.

[11 Bravo]

66. I guess "shit happens" is more than just a throw-away line.

[JohnnyRingo]

67. ...and that's why most of us don't try to overthrow the govt.

Hell, I straightened up when they said no more smoking.
The conditions in prison helps most people think twice.

[GoodRaisin]

71. A shithead complains about shit being thrown at his head.

Priceless.

[Pluvious]

85. This wins the thread ! (nt)

[FakeNoose]

72. I hope they're wearing their costumes

They're the Prison Boys now, am I right?

[albacore]

73. SO sorry....

[PurgedVoter]

74. Only time a right winger ever complains about prison conditions is when they experience them.

The moment they get out, that cause is forgotten. Never, ever seen a right winger after their stint in jail worry about those still there.
Yes, we should treat incarcerated people like the humans we want them to become. But proud boys are just the sort to get in the way of our doing it. All you have to ask is what his position is on children in cages. You don't need an answer, you already know.

[skypilot]

76. Why is everyone assuming that this is even true?

According to the article, it is the lawyer making these claims on his client's behalf. I'm sure he doesn't like being in prison but the poo and pee claims could be total BS.

[inthewind21]

83. Indeed they could

Doesn't make it any less a target for incessant ridicule.

[BlueTsunami2018]

86. It's called "getting slimed" in prison vernacular.

It’s usually reserved for guards but inmates will slime one another on occasion, it happens quite often.

Whether or not it actually happened in this case is debatable but it’s not out of the realm of possibility.

[BobTheSubgenius]

88. I imagine he already has his lifetime quotient.

DJT used to do it to him constantly, but I guess he's had enough.

[Initech]

89. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!

[ck4829]

91. And yet when they get out, they will be the first ones wanting tough on crime and saying

prison shouldn't be like a stay at a hotel.

[RocRizzo55]

92. Poor little snowflake

Don’t bend over for the soap in the shower.