Ron Johnson scrambling

[Nevilledog]

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Manu Raju
@mkraju
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Jun 23, 2022
Ron Johnson tells us he plans to release a statement today explaining what happened when his aide made an offer of fake MI and WI electors to Pence on Jan. 6.
“We are piecing this together. … You’ll find out what a nothing burger this is. It’s a complete non-story”

“It will all be clear and you’ll never have to ask me this question again,” he said.

“I’m going to give you everything we know. This happened 18 months ago.. My staffs involvement was over the course of minutes. My own personal involvement was probably seconds” @tedbarrettcnn
9:28 AM · Jun 23, 2022

[RockRaven]

1. "I'm definitely going do deny my involvement in this conspiracy to defraud the United States...

I just need to figure out how to do so without immediately getting caught in an obvious lie."

[TheRealNorth]

2. F'ing Treason Weasel

Turns my stomach that is guy beat Russ Feingold twice.

[wryter2000]

3. "You'll never have to ask me this question again."

Dream on, mofo.

[Jirel]

6. I know, right?

He wishes. Tucker Carlson will say they never need to ask again. The rest of the non-propaganda media? Not so much.

[peggysue2]

4. LOL!!

Piecing it together??

These people are as ludicrous as they are shameless.

Johnson's feeling the heat. He deserves to be burned, badly.

[Walleye]

5. "And Joe Biden was duly elected in a free and fair election"

Any statement means nothing unless he accompanies it with this

[Silent3]

7. "Be fair! Give me enough time to create a carefully crafted lie!" n/t

[kairos12]

8. Does he plan on releasing it on a phone that's not turned on.

[Qutzupalotl]

9. "Sir, you're talking on a banana."

[Model35mech]

13. Or , just maybe we caught him pushing a banana UP OUR ASS!!!

Johnson is a fucking teahadist. He hates the federal government, except for money it releases to him as an 'entrepreneur'.

There is nothing better that Johnson could do for Wisconsin and the US than step in front of a fast moving form of rail transit.

[RANDYWILDMAN]

10. Lock him up...

rinse and repeat

[Trumpdumper]

11. Hold on!

His press secretary two days ago assured us that we were already at "end of story"! ... Doesn't the senator read his flack's tweets?!

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[Midnight Writer]

12. He went from not knowing anything about it to remembering "probably seconds" 18 months later.

[Patterson]

14. So a year and a half to come up with a lame story.

[newdayneeded]

15. It only takes seconds

to yell bomb in an airport. let me know how that would work out for you Ron.