What's your favorite lawyer joke?

[In It to Win It]

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1. Why don't sharks eat lawyers?

Professional courtesy.



My brother is a lawyer, he likes that joke, it fits.

[In It to Win It]

2. I assume you meant "why" but i still chuckled

[fierywoman]

4. You know how that joke starts? A priest, a rabbi and a lawyer

were stranded on an island within swimming distance from the shore, but the water was shark infested. The priest volunteered to go first -- was eaten by sharks. The rabbi went second -- was eaten by sharks. The lawyer went next and made it to shore, and was asked why the sharks didn't eat him. "Professional courtesy," he answered.

I once told that to one of OJ's criminal lawyers (I was cooking for him at the time) -- he didn't laugh.

[Solomon]

3. It's so cold today I saw a lawyer with his hands in his OWN pockets.

PS. I'm a lawyer.

[IggleDuer]

5. What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? ....

… A Doberman.

[FM123]

6. Trump's lawyers are so bad that the only place they will "eat your lunch"

is at the food court.

[spooky3]

7. Why do lawyers love Fridays?

Because it’s only two work days until Monday.

[imanamerican63]

8. Trump's lawyers!

Who is Rudy G., Eastman, Clark and the other inept lawyers!

[dweller]

9. What do you call a dozen lawyers on the bottom of the ocean ?

A good start




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[EYESORE 9001]

10. Why do they bury lawyers 10 ft deep instead of 6?

Deep down, they’re good people.

[underpants]

11. That's a keeper

[underpants]

12. A lawyer goes to Heaven (no wait)

St. Peter asks the lawyer how many days or hours did the lawyer think he was a good person.
The lawyer says “Actual Hours...or billable hours?”